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Lahv Lahn: we can’t get de virus as we’re an island Editio

  • 25-02-2020 12:50am
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    [Deleted User]
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    New Liveline Thread, usual rules.


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  • #2
    fritzelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,673 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Not one to point out mistakes by Cat but Editio...


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
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    fritzelly wrote: »
    Not one to point out mistakes by Cat but Editio...

    Ban him Catmaniac :pac::D


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
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    fritzelly wrote: »
    Not one to point out mistakes by Cat but Editio...

    Copied and not quite pasted so to speak. It’s flawed, in keeping with de show.


  • #5
    fritzelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,673 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Copied and not quite pasted so to speak. It’s flawed, in keeping with de show.

    This is Liveline not the Ray D'arcy show tut


  • #6
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,907 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    fritzelly wrote: »
    This is Liveline not the Ray D'arcy show tut


    Aye, dat would be "One more button to pus.." 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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  • #7
    ButtersSuki
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    Just typing this so I have a link to de new thread so to speak.


  • #8
    Odyssey 2005
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Copied and not quite pasted so to speak. It’s flawed, in keeping with de show.

    Hopefully the thread will never be as fooked (or flawed) as the show.:)


  • #9
    EasyG
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭EasyG


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    Hopefully the thread will never be as fooked (or flawed) as the show.:)
    We are coming out of the funeral season now so maybe joe can keep his death fetish going into the spring with de virus.


  • #10
    SEPT 23 1989
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    Is Editio an Italian with de virus an dat?


  • #11
    Odyssey 2005
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    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Is Editio an Italian with de virus an dat?

    He has kancer caller














    Terminal


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  • #12
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,129 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    How do I this isn't done spurious thread?

    It's not listed on bark.com...so to speak

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #13
    Odyssey 2005
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    dvcireland wrote: »
    How do I this isn't done spurious thread?

    It's not listed on bark.com...so to speak

    How do you what caller, your line dropped out at the defining moment. We'll call you back straight after deeze!.... :)


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
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    EasyG wrote: »
    We are coming out of the funeral season now so maybe joe can keep his death fetish going into the spring with the Corona virus.


    Sigh...

    With a Joe it’s ALWAYS funeral season


  • #15
    Brendan Bendar
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Copied and not quite pasted so to speak. It’s flawed, in keeping with de show.

    Like the cat, missing a bit!!!


  • #16
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,731 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Sales of Corona beer have dropped, I’m led to believe.

    Cannot get any proof of that though......


    May not be true.


  • #17
    sligojoek
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    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    Sales of Corona beer have dropped, I’m led to believe.

    Cannot get any proof of that though......


    May not be true.

    I'll probably get a card for this but here goes anyway.

    What's the difference between a ****y and a bottle of Corona?

    A ****y only tastes like pi$$ for about 30 seconds.


  • #18
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    From Kodaline to de Laaahhvelaaahne.

    Puberty blockers.

    I knew just one caller yesterday wasn't going to be the end of it.

    Corona virus in Tenerifay.

    Property owner will sell out (35 properties) if rent freezes are introduced.


  • #19
    Gods Gift
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    Mother in law sneezed yesterday, so I tied her up and put her in the basement.

    As a precaution


  • #20
    Roger_007
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    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    Sales of Corona beer have dropped, I’m led to believe.

    Cannot get any proof of that though......


    May not be true.
    Yes it’s true and they have decided to rename it............it will now be known as Ebola Light!


  • #21
    BPKS
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    Ring us if you've ever been in Tenerife


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  • #22
    pc7
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    Can we get subtitles for George


  • #23
    McDermotX
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    BritFM


  • #24
    BPKS
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    George just drink 10 cans of Tennants Export and that will kill any virus in your system


  • #25
    cozar
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    Tererifay is an island too Joe.


  • #26
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,907 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Where you from originally?"
    "Glasgow, whit dae you want to make of it?" 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #27
    [Deleted User]
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    BPKS wrote: »
    Ring us if you've ever been in Tenerife

    Joe i was in Tenerife in 1963. Should I be worried?


  • #28
    sligojoek
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    Where are you from originally?

    BINGO


  • #29
    Dan Jaman
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Joe i was in Tenerife in 1963. Should I be worried?


    Only if you met Corona Eoghan. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #30
    [Deleted User]
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    The trouble is tea & coffee making is not common in Spanish hotels is is quite commonplace elsewhere.


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  • #31
    Roger_007
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    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    "Where you from originally?"
    "Glasgow, whit dae you want to make of it?"

    With that accent, was there really any need to ask?


  • #32
    Dan Jaman
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    The Costa Decay? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #33
    Odyssey 2005
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    Are we to believe that George called live line ?
    Duffy is the first paddy hes spoken to


  • #34
    Dan Jaman
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    Roger_007 wrote: »
    With that accent, was there really any need to ask?


    See you, Jimmy? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #35
    4068ac1elhodqr
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    Was laughing yesterday about the woman that was worried about her holiers to the canaries,
    now today 1,000 locked up in a hotel on those islands for potential containment.

    Still a nice bit of weather, and dip in the re-chlorinated pool.


  • #36
    cozar
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    no irish holidaymakers in the hotel?


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  • #37
    sligojoek
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    So all these Scottish people decide to ring liveline.

    Hmmmmmm


  • #38
    Gods Gift
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    At least it’s full of brits.


  • #39
    Odyssey 2005
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    On her eye pads


  • #40
    Dan Jaman
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    That bit about being told to stay in their rooms and then all trooping down to breakfast was priceless. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #41
    BPKS
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    Roger_007 wrote: »
    With that accent, was there really any need to ask?

    Pity George didn't answer "Nairobi"


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  • #42
    Dan Jaman
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    cozar wrote: »
    no irish holidaymakers in the hotel?


    There would surely, at the very least, be an Irish bar. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #43
    Hector Savage
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    Fair play to her ... great attitude ... not worried, take it as it comes ..


  • #44
    [Deleted User]
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    sligojoek wrote: »
    So all these Scottish people decide to ring liveline.

    Hmmmmmm

    She’s West Midlands, of England so to speak


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    The trouble is tea & coffee making is not common in Spanish hotels is is quite commonplace elsewhere.

    I stay in a hotel in Morocco regularly and there was a guy from Dublin giving out ****e about the absence of tea making facilities. I tried to explain its not common there but he was having none of it.


  • #46
    Dan Jaman
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    Medication Alleyway. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #47
    thecretinhop
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    george has 50 litres of islay under de hotel bed


  • #48
    dhaughton99
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    No jobs to go to?


  • #49
    BPKS
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    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    There would surely, at the very least, be an Irish bar.

    There is one across from Linekers IIRC:pac:


  • #50
    Dan Jaman
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    "A skeleton staff."
    Let us hope that's not a portent. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #51
    Roger_007
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    Skeleton staff?..................RUN missus!


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