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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • #502
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    So yeah.. What a creep.


    [MOD SNIP] That's a bit much for After Hours.


  • #503
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    So yeah.. What a creep.
    For fuck's sake. A bit of a warning that I was about to click on a picture of what appears to be a dead baby wouldn't go amiss.


  • #504
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    So yeah.. What a creep.

    Attach a warning to that one - not for everybody.


  • #505
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,256 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    So yeah.. What a creep.

    Jesus Christ!!! What the f*ck dude?


  • #506
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Oops, fair play everyone. My bad. Popped up on my feed, forgot to put a warning.


  • #507
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Someone's posting dead babies on Facebook? What?


  • #508
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    Someone's posting dead babies on Facebook? What?

    With a status staying don't pass without liking...


  • #509
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    A quick update on the wonderful boyfriend
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=84635847&postcount=4238
    "Happy birthday to my wonderful boyfriend <NAME> hope you have a great day babe love u to bits xxxxxxxx"


    The chap is in prison for nearly hacking somebodies arm off with a machete and headbutting his ex-girlfriend with his baby in her arms. Wonderful boyfriend alright pacman.gif

    He got out of Prison and then about 3 weeks later he is back in again for 6 months after beating somebody up with a broom when he was inside.

    But otherwise, he is a lovely guy.


  • #510
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    The comments on this are hilarious! https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152862790082060&substory_index=0&id=50571612059&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.10152862790082060&__tn__=%2As


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  • #511
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    First there was telpis. Now blessingintheskies with a #... Of course :D
    I love this thread!

    Transformers #robotsintheskies


  • #512
    skirtgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    "Socail walfare makes an app last week for me this morning for 10.0 clck. Go in like a dope and a security gard at the door say sorry no one ere. I said haha cum on stop playin and tried to walk in. He said it again. I looked at him are u playin. No not ere till 2 gone on a course. I said why did she make an app for tis morning. I dont no. I looked well how do i no. I tell ya they better not mess wit my money tomoro like last week. I went in as told. So offisly theve got it twissted not me. Like messin wit ppls heads. As if i hadnt better things to b doin than goin in to "name of local town" Could of had beds made close on line and extra stof. Lol immm dont no to b honest. Hope my money is there tomoro lol.
    feeling annoyed."


  • #513
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    "Socail walfare makes an app last week for me this morning for 10.0 clck. Go in like a dope and a security gard at the door say sorry no one ere. I said haha cum on stop playin and tried to walk in. He said it again. I looked at him are u playin. No not ere till 2 gone on a course. I said why did she make an app for tis morning. I dont no. I looked well how do i no. I tell ya they better not mess wit my money tomoro like last week. I went in as told. So offisly theve got it twissted not me. Like messin wit ppls heads. As if i hadnt better things to b doin than goin in to "name of local town" Could of had beds made close on line and extra stof. Lol immm dont no to b honest. Hope my money is there tomoro lol.
    feeling annoyed."

    How is someone like that still on socail walfare? Surely a go-getter like that would have been snapped up by now! Although it is still hard to get a job even if offisly they're saying unemployment has dropped recently. Maybe she's just not wearing the right close to apps…


  • #514
    Panic E
    Registered Users Posts: 344 ✭✭Panic E


    brandnewaward wrote: »
    Telpis altogether........the lad sounds like he could do with a good ride

    That's the thing, he's happily married. Adoring wife, new baby, new house with a swimming pool, happy families…

    I called him out on it last year, said 'you're some man for the giving out he said 'I love it', I dunno what's his story.

    Yeah I spent a couple of evenings looking for skangeriffic status' after reading this thread but couldn't find anything.


  • #515
    Potential Underachiever
    Registered Users Posts: 4,989 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    Yes iv made mistakes loads to be true I dont hide,from any of It I wnt either but im by far stronger now then iv ever been iv learnt a lot& d concussions of it


  • #516
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Potential Underachiever wrote: »
    Yes iv made mistakes loads to be true I dont hide,from any of It I wnt either but im by far stronger now then iv ever been iv learnt a lot& d concussions of it

    I presume the mistakes he made involved hitting his head repeatedly off a wall and what he learnt is concussions lead to brain damage.


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  • #517
    Potential Underachiever
    Registered Users Posts: 4,989 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    ah thank god today is almost over had a ****ty day, nearly bedtime now tho. an no more bn taken for granted by anyone, one good turn deserves another in my opinion but obviously some people dont think the same well from now on im gonna start treating people the way they treat me


  • #518
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,782 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Wise words....


    you only nead urself pal mr righ will eventuly cum ur way


  • #519
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    "Socail walfare makes an app last week for me this morning for 10.0 clck. Go in like a dope and a security gard at the door say sorry no one ere. I said haha cum on stop playin and tried to walk in. He said it again. I looked at him are u playin. No not ere till 2 gone on a course. I said why did she make an app for tis morning. I dont no. I looked well how do i no. I tell ya they better not mess wit my money tomoro like last week. I went in as told. So offisly theve got it twissted not me. Like messin wit ppls heads. As if i hadnt better things to b doin than goin in to "name of local town" Could of had beds made close on line and extra stof. Lol immm dont no to b honest. Hope my money is there tomoro lol.
    feeling annoyed."

    Since when did Social welfare offices get security ? :confused:


  • #520
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    Wise words....

    you only nead urself pal mr righ will eventuly cum ur way

    And when he does, it's going to be a total jizzfest…


  • #521
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    "Moving into are new house monday after waitin 6 years tot this day would never come but its a fresh start for me kaylee and cruz housewarming weekend i reckon"

    "congrats darling deilghted for u and id say the kids are excited anal"


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  • #522
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    Since when did Social welfare offices get security ? :confused:

    Limericks office has a few guys on the door.


  • #523
    SMJSF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 600 ✭✭✭SMJSF


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote:
    Since when did Social welfare offices get security ?


    Parnell street in Dublin have them too


  • #524
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,964 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    Limericks office has a few guys on the door.

    That's Limerick citaaaaaaaay! :pac:


  • #525
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    That's Limerick citaaaaaaaay! :pac:

    Founded in 1916, by none other than King Limerick. Who famously defeated the British with the wrong end of a sword. :D


  • #526
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    Limericks office has a few guys on the door.

    So does the one in Cork.


  • #527
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    At first I thought "lovely a public meltdown, perfect for the thread."

    Then I thought "oh, bit dark, can I really post this?"

    Then I cryed every time. xXx

    Here goes:
    "We had our 1st argument last night, and he said loads of cruel things that really hurt me. I KNOW he is sorry and didn't mean the things he said, coz he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. Last night he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare, I couldn't believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and...... bruised all over. I know he MUST be sorry cause he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today, it wasn't mother's day or any other special day. Last night, he beat me up again, it was much worse than all the other times. If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of my kids? What about money? I'm afraid of him but scared to leave. But I know he MUST be sorry because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. Today was a very special day. It was the day of my funeral. Last night, he finally killed me. He beat me to death. If only I had gathered enough courage to leave him, I wouldn't have gotten flowers today." If YOU are against Domestic Abuse, please pass this along to Everyone - Not just women"


  • #528
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    At first I thought "lovely a public meltdown, perfect for the thread."

    Then I thought "oh, bit dark, can I really post this?"

    Then I cryed every time. xXx

    Here goes:
    "We had our 1st argument last night, and he said loads of cruel things that really hurt me. I KNOW he is sorry and didn't mean the things he said, coz he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. Last night he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare, I couldn't believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and...... bruised all over. I know he MUST be sorry cause he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today, it wasn't mother's day or any other special day. Last night, he beat me up again, it was much worse than all the other times. If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of my kids? What about money? I'm afraid of him but scared to leave. But I know he MUST be sorry because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. Today was a very special day. It was the day of my funeral. Last night, he finally killed me. He beat me to death. If only I had gathered enough courage to leave him, I wouldn't have gotten flowers today." If YOU are against Domestic Abuse, please pass this along to Everyone - Not just women"

    Just remember girls, if a fella ever buys you flowers to say sorry it means he gonna kill you someday!!!


  • #529
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    I hate this 'share if you're against domestic abuse/if you hate cancer/if you love your granny' bullsh1t.

    There are very few people who are all for domestic abuse.


  • #530
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Bobblehead Panda wrote: »
    I hate this 'share if you're against domestic abuse/if you hate cancer/if you love your granny' bullsh1t.

    There are very few people who are all for domestic abuse.

    And the best way to root them out is a process like this. I always report people to the authorities if they don't like in three seconds.


  • #531
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    If you share, you'll feel like an eejit. But if you don't share, you'll be told that you must be in favour of domestic abuse, dead grannies and cruelty to animals - and you won't get flowers


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  • #532
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    "Socail walfare makes an app last week for me this morning for 10.0 clck. Go in like a dope and a security gard at the door say sorry no one ere. I said haha cum on stop playin and tried to walk in. He said it again. I looked at him are u playin. No not ere till 2 gone on a course. I said why did she make an app for tis morning. I dont no. I looked well how do i no. I tell ya they better not mess wit my money tomoro like last week. I went in as told. So offisly theve got it twissted not me. Like messin wit ppls heads. As if i hadnt better things to b doin than goin in to "name of local town" Could of had beds made close on line and extra stof. Lol immm dont no to b honest. Hope my money is there tomoro lol.
    feeling annoyed."

    :O shocking ... That's why I like boards, no posts like this sh*t, well unless you have a look on the parenting forum - holy jebus ..


  • #533
    Tipsy McSwagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,068 ✭✭✭Tipsy McSwagger


    "Ya wanna hear sumthin comical..made app went dr today killt with pain in lower belly n back nd vomiting the ingenious dr told me i was OVULATING and sent me home with motilium fr the upset stomach...ended up in care doc with a severe bladder infection on 4 tablets 3 times a day pain killers like ...words?? Iv none i give up spasticsl"


  • #534
    TheChevron
    Registered Users Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭TheChevron


    Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »
    "Ya wanna hear sumthin comical..made app went dr today killt with pain in lower belly n back nd vomiting the ingenious dr told me i was OVULATING and sent me home with motilium fr the upset stomach...ended up in care doc with a severe bladder infection on 4 tablets 3 times a day pain killers like ...words?? Iv none i give up spasticsl"

    She's right, she has no words.


  • #535
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,190 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    "We had our 1st argument last night, and he said loads of cruel things that really hurt me. I KNOW he is sorry and didn't mean the things he said, coz he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. Last night he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare, I couldn't believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and...... bruised all over. I know he MUST be sorry cause he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today, it wasn't mother's day or any other special day. Last night, he beat me up again, it was much worse than all the other times. If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of my kids? What about money? I'm afraid of him but scared to leave. But I know he MUST be sorry because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. Today was a very special day. It was the day of my funeral. Last night, he finally killed me. He beat me to death. If only I had gathered enough courage to leave him, I wouldn't have gotten flowers today." If YOU are against Domestic Abuse, please pass this along to Everyone - Not just women"

    If my wife asks me why I never buy her flowers I'll just point her to this status.


  • #536
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    the_monkey wrote: »
    :O shocking ... That's why I like boards, no posts like this sh*t, well unless you have a look on the parenting forum - holy jebus ..

    Mod: It's in the charter not to be having a go at other forums. Please stop it, cheers.


  • #537
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Oh my God...
    A girl added Hazza Styles, who's meant to be the real one from One Direction. The comments are absolutely pathetic.

    Girl-Hi harry I love u so much yr hand some and gorgeous my family keeps saying yr fake but I know u are the real Harry
    Harry- I am real thanks
    Girl -U. Are sexy hot cute gorgeous kind lovely sweet and more, talk later my fone is dead.
    Harry -mine to

    Loads of comments then about whether or not it's the real Harry Styles!!!!


  • #538
    mocha please!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 179 ✭✭mocha please!


    Works at "my children mean everything to me"

    If you're that wonderful a mother, surely you wouldn't have to work at it! :confused:


  • #539
    niallo32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 619 ✭✭✭niallo32


    Same person as before:

    "Don't you just hate when people stab you in the back go tell one person one thing and going telling other person something else and the that person gets talking to the one he has not been talking to and tell all what a slevien **** the other person has been saying about them but all the time telling the two party's there not on any side ****en hate when you get cot out don't you no more sitting back and thinking its great telling tales I put people like that to be the lowest of the lowest to relishes in other peoples pain you horrible sick ****s.take me of fb I could not give a **** guilt dose that for you no me."


  • #540
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    Someone in my feed shared this from a page on Facebook :

    National Security

    Parents beware
    Parents,guardians and teachers should make themselves aware of the latest craze to sweep through Irish schools. Charlie Charlie Challenge is basically a form of ouija board game where children ask questions of a supposedly deceased Mexican child. In the past week this has been doing the rounds of schools in Dublin. A truth or dare game with a sinister dimension.

    :/

    Really?


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  • #541
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Fieldog wrote: »
    Someone in my feed shared this from a page on Facebook :

    National Security

    Parents beware
    Parents,guardians and teachers should make themselves aware of the latest craze to sweep through Irish schools. Charlie Charlie Challenge is basically a form of ouija board game where children ask questions of a supposedly deceased Mexican child. In the past week this has been doing the rounds of schools in Dublin. A truth or dare game with a sinister dimension.

    :/

    Really?

    When I was a kid it was pokemon cards that threatened national security.


  • #542
    northernpower
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 198 ✭✭northernpower


    "Need update on dub vs Galway match as.much as possible (smiley face)"

    Obviously this girls mobile connection gets facebook but not RTE.ie - telpis!


  • #543
    Duke O Smiley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,079 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley


    Are hospitals open today anyone please ?
    <load of "r u ok hun" comments>
    Hospitals are on strike
    Really ??
    Gullabull
    Bitch

    How did you even get onto my friends list you vermin


  • #544
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Oh my Goddess, I drank a lot of Coke most of my life and not until I almost died did I stop, it almost killed me this acid drink..... PLEASE FOLKS STOP DRINKING COKE!!!! Love yourself enough to care for your body! LOVE

    ^ A friend of a friend posted this message along with a video of coke cleaning rust off a car.....


  • #545
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Duke O Smiley wrote: »
    How did you even get onto my friends list you vermin

    You were too gullabull to add them.


  • #546
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    "Time fora new goal in life make my family as happy as they can b first ting tommro mornin new me no *OP's name* second names coming into play *guy's name* plz respect dat don't wana delete me I no av me girly an me kiddies don't need nothing else love u babes I'd b gone without ur strength"


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  • #547
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Kovu wrote: »
    ^ A friend of a friend posted this message along with a video of coke cleaning rust off a car.....

    Would this not be the same kinda thing as coke turning the inside of your stomach black. I would wager being able to see the inside of your stomach would be more detrimental. :D


  • #548
    De Bhál
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    rawn wrote: »
    "Time fora new goal in life make my family as happy as they can b first ting tommro mornin new me no *OP's name* second names coming into play *guy's name* plz respect dat don't wana delete me I no av me girly an me kiddies don't need nothing else love u babes I'd b gone without ur strength"

    Can someone have a go translating this?


  • #549
    De Bhál
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    darkpagandeath wrote: »
    Would this not be the same kinda thing as coke turning the inside of your stomach black. I would wager being able to see the inside of your stomach would be more detrimental. :D

    The picture was posted as an example of what coke can do to metal. I'm sure they had no pic of the inside of a stomach.


  • #550
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    De Bhál wrote: »
    Can someone have a go translating this?
    "Time for for a new goal in life, make my family as happy as can be, first thing tomorrow morning. New me no (Writers name) surnames are coming into play (mans name) please respect that, don't delete me, I have my girls and my children, don't need anything else, love you baby, I'd be gone without your strength."

    Even translated it doesn't make sense. Although if anyone is more fluent in stupid than I am, feel free to correct and interpret.


  • #551
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Fieldog wrote: »
    Parents beware
    Parents,guardians and teachers should make themselves aware of the latest craze to sweep through Irish schools. Charlie Charlie Challenge is basically a form of ouija board game where children ask questions of a supposedly deceased Mexican child. In the past week this has been doing the rounds of schools in Dublin. A truth or dare game with a sinister dimension.

    Sounds like something that would have been in some camp 80's live kids TV show where the loser get's a good ole fashioned gunging in the end :pac:

    Alright kids... are you ready to play... say it with me now! "CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHALLENGE".... *klaxxon sound effect* :pac:


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