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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • #9702
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Imagine being married to her :eek: You'd never be allowed go on a stag or a lad's night out.

    My mates cousin used to come on weekends away with us to matches.

    Last year he was away with lads from his missus family and the there was a picture of them and a girl vaguely near them. Result is, hes not allowed away anymore .

    Lifes too short for that ****.


  • #9703
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Imagine being married to her :eek: You'd never be allowed go on a stag or a lad's night out.

    And that is why you should never stick your dick in crazy , not even the tip.


  • #9704
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Just saw someone upload this photo from her daughter's christening. Pure classy like.


  • #9705
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Just saw someone upload this photo from her daughter's christening. Pure classy like.

    I’m speechless. That’s the tackiest, most crass & insensitive thing I’ve ever seen.


  • #9706
    pinkyeye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,293 ✭✭✭pinkyeye


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    I’m speechless. That’s the tackiest, most crass & insensitive thing I’ve ever seen.

    You've had a sheltered life so. :rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • #9707
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Child will never see a penny of it.


  • #9708
    RacoonQueen
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Just saw someone upload this photo from her daughter's christening. Pure classy like.

    Which scabby fecker only gave a 20?


  • #9709
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    RacoonQueen wrote: »
    Which scabby fecker only gave a 20?

    Someone with a bit of sense :p

    No way all that money is going to be spent on the child.


  • #9710
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,862 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Just saw someone upload this photo from her daughter's christening. Pure classy like.

    Not a bit young for a stripper?

    getmecoat.gif


  • #9711
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    "My sexy man, had a brilliant tym in bray wit him he brought me to the beach n all n den he was down wit me d last few days I never laffed soo much hes comical lol its only early days 1 mth, but going very well thank god # he soo gud 2 me n the kids xx happy out xxxx"

    And she's updated her status to "in a relationship", but felt the need to clarify: "In a relationship one mth not since yesterday xxx i dnt no why its saying yesterday ciz im wit him a mth now lol xx"


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  • #9712
    HorrorScope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 421 ✭✭HorrorScope


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    "My sexy man, had a brilliant tym in bray wit him he brought me to the beach n all n den he was down wit me d last few days I never laffed soo much hes comical lol its only early days 1 mth, but going very well thank god # he soo gud 2 me n the kids xx happy out xxxx"

    And she's updated her status to "in a relationship", but felt the need to clarify: "In a relationship one mth not since yesterday xxx i dnt no why its saying yesterday ciz im wit him a mth now lol xx"

    Lyfs a briz wens u goth no wurries nd wurld


  • #9713
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,478 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Just saw someone upload this photo from her daughter's christening. Pure classy like.

    Strange to see so many €100 notes, do ATMs even give them out?


  • #9714
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Strange to see so many €100 notes, do ATMs even give them out?
    Nope they never make it into the bank.


  • #9715
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Strange to see so many €100 notes, do ATMs even give them out?

    I was in Germany recently and got a few hundred from an ATM and it came out in €100s, never got any from ATMs in Ireland though.


  • #9716
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    From 'Humans Of New York':

    “My mom threw me out of the house at seventeen for getting pregnant, then had me arrested when I tried to get my clothes. Then she ****ed the head of parole to try to keep me in jail. She was some prime pussy back then. But the warden did some tests on me and found out I was smart, so I got a scholarship to go anywhere in New York. I chose the Fashion Institute of Technology, which I hated. But by that time I was already getting work making costumes for the strippers and porn stars in Times Square. All my friends were gay people, because they never judged me. All I did was gay bars: drag queen contests, Crisco Disco, I loved the whole scene. And I couldn’t get enough of the costumes. My friend Paris used to sit at the bar and sell stolen clothes from Bergdorf and Lord and Taylors, back before they had sensor tags. So I had the best wardrobe: mink coats, 5 inch heels, stockings with seams up the back. I looked like a drag queen, honey. One night a Hasidic rabbi tried to pick me up because he thought I was a tranny. I had to tell him: ‘Baby, this is real fish!”


  • #9717
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Strange to see so many €100 notes, do ATMs even give them out?

    I remember a good few years ago, I was going to the spar at the end of talbot street (aka Mogadishu) and being approached by a gentleman to see if I could give him change of a 100 euro note. I wonder if he had any takers.


  • #9718
    Simmer down
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭Simmer down


    Crisco Disco ?


  • #9719
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,515 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Simmer down wrote: »
    Crisco Disco ?

    a gay nightclub in new york in the 70s and 80s.


  • #9720
    MMyers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭MMyers


    De Bhál wrote: »
    "If she is got help the child she don't have the kids now there father's do how will she take care of an other o ya get some else to mind it be more like it"


    Someone's reaction on FB to Katie Price having a baby!

    What about the reaction to Katie embarrassing Rachel Stevens


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  • #9721
    De Bhál
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    MMyers wrote: »
    What about the reaction to Katie embarrassing Rachel Stevens

    Sorry, in all honesty I barely know who Katie Price is but I've no idea who Rachel Stevens is.


  • #9722
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    De Bhál wrote: »
    Sorry, in all honesty I barely know who Katie Price is but I've no idea who Rachel Stevens is.

    Is it yer wan that used to be in S Club 7?


  • #9723
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,515 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    De Bhál wrote: »
    Sorry, in all honesty I barely know who Katie Price is but I've no idea who Rachel Stevens is.

    you are really missing out.


  • #9724
    MMyers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭MMyers


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Is it yer wan that used to be in S Club 7?

    Yeah, Katie has a hatred for her


  • #9725
    De Bhál
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Is it yer wan that used to be in S Club 7?

    looks like it yes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Stevens


  • #9726
    De Bhál
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    MMyers wrote: »
    Yeah, Katie has a hatred for her

    This is a thread for posts you see which are dumb or great on Facebook. Not a thread for discussing celebrities arguing.


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  • #9727
    MMyers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭MMyers


    De Bhál wrote: »
    This is a thread for posts you see which are dumb or great on Facebook. Not a thread for discussing celebrities arguing.

    There was no arguing, Katie destroyed Rachel, Rachel was left embarrassed and humiliated


  • #9728
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    De Bhál wrote: »
    This is a thread for posts you see which are dumb or great on Facebook. Not a thread for discussing celebrities arguing.

    To be fair, I'd imagine that the type of people who give a shit about celebrities arguing make a lot of dumb Facebook posts.


  • #9729
    MMyers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭MMyers


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    To be fair, I'd imagine that the type of people who give a shit about celebrities arguing make a lot of dumb Facebook posts.


    I wouldn't know much about facebook, i don't use it


  • #9730
    retalivity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,514 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    This is the reality of the dairy industry, plain and simple. It's time to move on. #dairyisafeministissue

    Followed by a photo of a see-thru pregnant cow.
    Wtf?


  • #9731
    Shady Grady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Shady Grady


    Simmer down wrote: »
    Crisco Disco ?

    Very happening place back it the day, whether you were gay or straight it was one of the places to be on a Saturday night.Club Zanzibar out in NJ was another great place. Don't have those kinda atmospheres in todays clubs.

    Got to see a few famous faces in those places as well.


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  • #9732
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    You blue belly rotten mouth yes i was getting married before and yes i did runaway with alan But i wasnt getting married when i ranaway with alan ,Blue belly Stretch Marks The Cheek Of U Dirty Hole To Give Me Scandal Go With The Boys In School ,,Atleast When I did Runaway With Alan He Had The Dacency To Marry Me And Make An Honest Woman Out Of Me Whats Christy Blue belly doing to u going with u like the whore u are 😂😂Dirty Arse , u that was like an owl bike they way u were getting rided around moate Rotten mouth The cheek of u to give scandal ,, did ur sweld boyfriend get back to my Husband yet with a date no blue belly he didnt 😂😂


  • #9733
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Dare I ask what a blue belly is?


  • #9734
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,789 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    You blue belly rotten mouth yes i was getting married before and yes i did runaway with alan But i wasnt getting married when i ranaway with alan ,Blue belly Stretch Marks The Cheek Of U Dirty Hole To Give Me Scandal Go With The Boys In School ,,Atleast When I did Runaway With Alan He Had The Dacency To Marry Me And Make An Honest Woman Out Of Me Whats Christy Blue belly doing to u going with u like the whore u are 😂😂Dirty Arse , u that was like an owl bike they way u were getting rided around moate Rotten mouth The cheek of u to give scandal ,, did ur sweld boyfriend get back to my Husband yet with a date no blue belly he didnt 😂😂

    Ethnic Minority?


  • #9735
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    sweld boyfriend ??


  • #9736
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Ethnic Minority?

    How did you guess!


  • #9737
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Dare I ask what a blue belly is?

    I'm wondering if maybe it's something similar to yellow-belly, as in a coward?


  • #9738
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Probably more to do with stretch marks and veins.


  • #9739
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Well now I'm sorry I asked.


  • #9740
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,862 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Well now I'm sorry I asked.

    We are sorry you asked too.


  • #9741
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    sweld boyfriend ?

    So will there be a bare knuckle flight over this?


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  • #9742
    MMyers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭MMyers


    Sorry to go slightly off topic, but if you want great status on social media check out the iron shiek twitter account. Ex wrestler in his 80's cutting promos on everyone and everything. Google insanely hilarious iron sheik tweets of 2014, no one touches this guy when it comes to social media


  • #9743
    Tammy!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Tammy!


    MMyers wrote: »
    Sorry to go slightly off topic, but if you want great status on social media check out the iron shiek twitter account. Ex wrestler in his 80's cutting promos on everyone and everything. Google insanely hilarious iron sheik tweets of 2014, no one touches this guy when it comes to social media

    I think my brother was telling me something about him ages ago. Don't think it was on Twitter though. YouTube maybe. Can't remember.


  • #9744
    MMyers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭MMyers


    Tammy! wrote: »
    I think my brother was telling me something about him ages ago. Don't think it was on Twitter though. YouTube maybe. Can't remember.


    He's on both. He's seriously not right in the head. Youtube Marty Jannetty Iron sheik story, it will give you an insight into how Sheik lives in a wrestling world constantly


  • #9745
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Great call, M. Some unhinged but hilarious stuff.

    tweet-the-iron-sheik-cathe-ironsheik-kate-upton-fridge-tits-901044.png


  • #9746
    MMyers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭MMyers


    That's just one of many insane tweets. He threatened Justin Beiber and Chris Brown and called Miley cyrus scrammbled egg tits


  • #9747
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    sweld boyfriend ?

    So will there be a bare knuckle flight over this?

    Only if Blue Belly has the dacency to get back to Alan with a date.


  • #9748
    Tammy!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Tammy!


    MMyers wrote: »
    He's on both. He's seriously not right in the head. Youtube Marty Jannetty Iron sheik story, it will give you an insight into how Sheik lives in a wrestling world constantly

    I just watched him getting wound up on Howard Stern about Hulk Hogan :/ :pac:


  • #9749
    MMyers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭MMyers


    Tammy! wrote: »
    I just watched him getting wound up on Howard Stern about Hulk Hogan :/ :pac:


    Youtube Iron Sheik scooter. It's class


  • #9750
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    All going well and nothink elase going wronge we will be open this saterday the 23th 80s fancey dress ever staff will be dressed up DJ stan bang out the tunes looking forward to it long time coming see ye all soon

    Doing the unpossible


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  • #9751
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Doing the unpossible

    I hope that person isn't responsible for 'doing up' flyers and invites.


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