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Dating women younger than you?

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  • #52
    You Gotta Be Yourself
    Registered Users Posts: 11 ✭You Gotta Be Yourself


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    So "gals" have become "chicks" :rolleyes:

    What will they be called next time?

    Have to give you credit for persistence, if nothing else.

    I use 'chicks' in my interactions with women all the time. They love it, shows you're not obsessed with being a pc robot.
    Klinkhammer wrote: »
    Its just language nerds who have read American Psycho use.

    Not really. See above
    Tegan Purple Victory wrote: »
    Not for the first time. Self delusion and vivid imagination. Quite amusing and yet sad at the same time.

    I understand that for some men the idea that you can regularly go out and meet younger chicks for casual sex seems absurd but for some it's possible.
    johndaman66 wrote: »
    "Chicks" has being around with a fair while now don't ya know, just like so many other Americanisms that have wrote their way into our everyday language.


    I think the OP is the best attempt I have seen in a while of the male equivalent of a feminist or something like that...

    I'm not sure of your point. I'm not a feminist, quite the opposite in fact.


  • #53
    You Gotta Be Yourself
    Registered Users Posts: 11 ✭You Gotta Be Yourself


    Sharksquare wrote: »
    OP there really is no need to lie about your age, the most important factor is how attractive you are, once you're attractive you won't be short of suitors.

    Why shouldn't I lie if it improves my chances? Why not tell the 19yo that I'm 27 if it gets her in the sack?


  • #54
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    You Gotta Be Yourself wrote: »

    I understand that for some men the idea that you can regularly go out and meet younger chicks for casual sex seems absurd but for some it's possible.

    Hope you tip generously.


  • #55
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    anewme wrote: »
    ;)


    EHhhhhhhh. everyone knows men’s sexual peak is long gone by 50!

    Sure why do you think the women go for toy boys...lmao

    I know some lads have difficulties getting a horn, but that might be because of what they are boning in the marital bed.
    I’ve no problem getting a boner you could hang a duffel coat off. I’d have no issue taking a little blue pill if needed, but I’m finding the sight of a younger woman in her birthday suit more than enough at the moment. That and don’t drink too much porter. Brewers droop is very real.......


  • #56
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Sharksquare wrote: »
    Come again

    Don't you just!


  • #57
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Hope you tip generously.

    Hmmm suppose that defends on what his Daddy gives him for his pocket money.

    What’s the going rate these days?


  • #58
    You Gotta Be Yourself
    Registered Users Posts: 11 ✭You Gotta Be Yourself


    Sharksquare wrote: »
    For personal integrity, also it's a bad mindset that you are trying to impress her. Let them impress you, tell them they are too young for you. It often makes them chase you.

    Interesting point. I will experiment with that line.


  • #59
    You Gotta Be Yourself
    Registered Users Posts: 11 ✭You Gotta Be Yourself


    anewme wrote: »
    Hmmm suppose that defends on what his Daddy gives him for his pocket money.

    What’s the going rate these days?

    It's amazing how defensive men get when they are exposed to the lifestyle that a sexual libertarian leads. A coping strategy I guess.

    Still, your time would be better spent improving yourself instead of knocking others.


  • #60
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Why do I get the impression someone is talking to himself?


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  • #61
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,987 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG6_ID9zzBo


  • #62
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    bet OP lies about the size of his micky too


  • #63
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    You Gotta Be Yourself wrote: »
    Why shouldn't I lie if it improves my chances? Why not tell the 19yo that I'm 27 if it gets her in the sack?

    Just out of interest, do you ask to see their birth cert first, or are you happy to just believe the age they tell you?


  • #64
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,353 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    You Gotta Be Yourself wrote: »
    I also love seeing the disgust and jealousy from older women when they see me with a younger girl. Puritans!

    You do seem quite a catch...


  • #65
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Some goods advice in this thread. Mods, can you sticky the thread for the day?


  • #66
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Tegan Purple Victory wrote: »
    Why do I get the impression someone is talking to himself?

    He seems to make you even more irritable than usual. Really gets under your skin.


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  • #67
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    You Gotta Be Yourself wrote: »
    It's amazing how defensive men get when they are exposed to the lifestyle that a sexual libertarian leads. A coping strategy I guess.

    Still, your time would be better spent improving yourself instead of knocking others.

    Can't comment on defensive men as the last time I looked I was a woman ....😂😂


  • #68
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    anewme wrote: »
    Can't comment on defensive men as the last time I looked I was a woman ....����

    Ah, now, you can't be doing that. He knows for a fact that everybody online is male. And under 23.


  • #69
    donegaLroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    James 007 wrote: »
    That's disappointing that she didn't invite you, I think she was trying to tell you something there......no good in the sac eh!

    it would have been too awkward because by that stage I had become good friends with her daughter


  • #70
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    You Gotta Be Yourself wrote: »
    It's quite sad really. I have more respect for the virgin male who tries to improve himself than the man who somehow thinks he is 'above' pulling.

    Hmmm.
    "Virgin male" and "pulling" in the same sentence...
    I think we're getting to the nub of the issue.


  • #71
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    What’s wrong with going out and trying to pull a bird a few years younger than you?? No laws being broken. The ones in their 20’s and 40’s just want a decent ride and some fun. It’s the single ones in their mid/late 30s that are the worst. Went to that RAIN nightclub there recently. Jesus, twould put you off going on the chase.


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  • #72
    Bambi985
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭Bambi985


    “What you up to for the weekend?”

    “Ah not much, this and that, might create half a dozen more troll threads on AH about pulling younger chicks as an attractive male in my 30s, you know yerself”


  • #73
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    What’s wrong with going out and trying to pull a bird a few years younger than you?? No laws being broken. The ones in their 20’s and 40’s just want a decent ride and some fun. It’s the single ones in their mid/late 30s that are the worst. Went to that RAIN nightclub there recently. Jesus, twould put you off going on the chase.

    Sorry but I just keep thinking...Angus...Angus....


  • #74
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    I only date fetuses myself.


  • #75
    ArchXStanton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭ArchXStanton


    I couldn't listen to them,the conundrum I find myself in is that most women my age or thereabouts on Tinder I'm not attracted too,the younger ones are attractive but don't think I could stick much of them.


  • #76
    Night Falls
    Subscribers Posts: 171 ✭✭Night Falls


    Whichever way you look at this thread, the human race is doomed.


  • #77
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You Gotta Be Yourself wrote: »
    I understand that for some men the idea that you can regularly go out and meet younger chicks for casual sex seems absurd but for some it's possible.

    Do you know what would be really, really helpful? If there was some kind of instruction manual, maybe even a video tutorial or ten on how to be so awesomely successful with the ladies. You know, like you are.

    I'm sure there are some who'd be very grateful that you took the time out from your hectic romantic schedule to give them pointers on how to chat up and seduce girls, or even just how to remain in the same room as them without a panic attack.

    Well done you, btw.


  • #78
    Night Falls
    Subscribers Posts: 171 ✭✭Night Falls


    OP just make sure you don't pick up any sexy transmitted diseases.


  • #79
    Bracken81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭Bracken81


    andekwarhola wrote: »
    I only date fetuses myself.

    Fetuses arent humans, bolix! or they are humans

    I dunno I'm confused, i need leo to clarify it


  • #80
    RocketRaccoon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭RocketRaccoon


    I'm 34,my wife is 26. We've been together 8 years.


  • #81
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Whatever floats your boat OP


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  • #82
    hairyslug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,595 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    Am I right in thinking that there is now a 4 way conversation going on but it's only 1 person.

    If so, bravo, I wouldn't have the concentration to be able to pull that off.


  • #83
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    hairyslug wrote: »
    Am I right in thinking that there is now a 4 way conversation going on but it's only 1 person.

    If so, bravo, I wouldn't have the concentration to be able to pull that off.

    Sure looks that way but repeating himself under wrong names. Sad.


  • #84
    QueenRizla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭QueenRizla


    This thread could be very useful if it corrals all the re-reg, trolls, PUA, saddos, together into one pen. It’s obviously a subject that pushes their buttons, like pigs in ****e and makes them giddy with the thought they are getting a reaction with fairytales. Leave them at it.


  • #85
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    The fifty odd year old with the potty mouth (a touch of Tourette's) and a battle axe ex wife who now (him not the wife) frequents house and rain night clubs is the best alter ego though!


  • #86
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    QueenRizla wrote: »
    This thread could be very useful if it corrals all the re-reg, trolls, PUA, saddos, together into one pen. It’s obviously a subject that pushes their buttons, like pigs in ****e and makes them giddy with the thought they are getting a reaction with fairytales. Leave them at it.

    Too true. Should just keep reporting the posts.


  • #87
    _Dara_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭_Dara_


    I only date blastocysts.


  • #88
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    _Dara_ wrote: »
    I only date blastocysts.

    Why not go the whole hog and date blastocoeles


  • #89
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    _Dara_ wrote: »
    I only date blastocysts.

    In before the joke about only doing threesomes with ova and sperm.


  • #90
    _Dara_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭_Dara_


    Tegan Purple Victory wrote: »
    Why not go the whole hog and date blastocoeles
    andekwarhola wrote: »
    In before the joke about only doing threesomes with ova and sperm.

    Now we’re talking.


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  • #91
    lawred2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,457 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    You Gotta Be Yourself wrote: »
    jamesbere wrote: »
    A mental barrier? Can they not count past 29

    Some think you are old and creepy if the hear you're 30. Just a thing with young chicks. Better to be liberal with the truth.

    They'd be more creeped out by your posts in this thread really


  • #92
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Mod-This thread is attracting too many rereg trolls for us to keep up with. I suggest that ye start a thread on this in the sex & sexuality forum located here https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1786

    Instructions for applying to gain access are located here https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057728513


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