Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Paddy Cow wrote: »

It can't be real. It just can't.

Turns out it's real and the bride to be is an even bigger cnut than expected :eek:

RacoonQueen wrote: »

None of her posts / replies have reactions so have to question whether this is actually real or not...there'd surely be angry/shocked reactions and then likes to the replies. The fact it is believable that someone would behave like this is actually kinda sad.

I hope it's just a great fake and there isn't someone that terrible out there. The best bit is at the end where she has a mini nervous breakdown and asks people to gift her a spa treatment :pac: It's probably fake but there have been women out there like that. There was one who wanted her guests to pay $1,500 each towards her wedding and she got really sh!tty when not everyone wanted to do that. We had our own Scabzilla thread in the wedding forum which was horrifying and glorious to read in equal measure. It was so outrageous that some started to doubt it was real but it was 100%

inforfun wrote: »

Some of that **** has passed by here as well

But this is an entire new level. Collect in advance for a wedding and then dont have the wedding.
Because if the story is true, that wedding was never going to happen.

They're going on a honey moon instead of getting married (?) and will start saving up for the wedding again after they get back. You couldn't make it up.

Apologies for the manuscript.
Not coming back on here to fuel more drama, but just to apologize to any of my neighbours for any inconvenience of being woken or upset by a very loud incident which took place at my home & out on the road of our estate late on Monday night & to put the actual facts out there because I have already been asked about it & want to set the record straight with anyone who has heard something about it.
Following the dispute on the "Dog Pooh" issue above, I was repeatedly insulted & called names by F.C above and she invited me to call to her door instead of being a keyboard warrior and hiding behind my text. I declined at the time but took her up on her offer later on that night when I had calmed down.
At 10.20pm I called to F.C's home with the intentions of finding out what her problem was with me considering we don't know each other & to confront her about all the irrelevant nasty & personal stuff she commented on Fb.
I said if there was lights on downstairs I would call. There was.
I lightly tapped on the door & F.C's husband answered. I calmly asked if his missus was home and he replied no and asked why.
I told him she had invited me over to her door over a "dog sh..t incident" posted on Fb, so here I was.
I told him that the reason I called so late was because I didnt want any children around to hear anything they shouldnt be hearing. I told him to tell her I called & to tell her that if she continued to call me a ****ing nutjob & crazy names again on Fb or anywhere else, that I'd show her what crazy was as I was very sensitive about my mental health issues.
I'm not ashamed to say I was fighting back the tears as I said this to him. I didn't roar & I didn't shout.
I turned & walked away.
Around 20 minutes later my doorbell rang. I went out & F.C was standing there with her fists clenched, very loud & vocal, infuriated that I had called to her home & how dare I.
She was pointing her finger in my face & hurling all sorts of abuse & told me she "WAS GONNA F**K ME UP" whilst flapping her arms about like someone trying to land a plane, giving it loads in some sort of foreign mafia lingo.
More words were exchanged out on the road & she asked me if I "WANTED TO SEE HER INBOX" where everyone in the estate had mailed her telling her how mad I was & telling her loads of bad stories about me.
She told me everyone in the estate was afraid to stand up to me & that she was going to be "THE ONE" to "PUT ME BACK IN MY BOX". She continued on with "HOW DARE I GO AROUND ATTACKING PEOPLE IN THE ESTATE OVER DOG SH*T".
& "HOW DARE I GO OVER TO HER HOME ROARING & SCREAMING & ABUSING HER HUSBAND", to which I replied I never did & I told her I was going to go straight over to her husband right now & clear my name as I did no such thing.
I turned my back to walk away, as i did, she shouted at me "STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND", I looked back at her & roared "WHY, DO YOU THINK I WANT HIM OR SOMETHING??" , I turned again & walked away from her, as I did, F.C cowardly came up behind me & hit me on the back of the head/neck as I heard my bfs voice saying "LOOK OUT". He had been standing in our front drive.
I turned around & YES, I struck her back.
F.C immediately started backing away from me. The scuffle ended & she quietly followed me over to her house like a mouse. No more words were exchanged at that time.
I got to her home & lightly tapped on the open door, her husband appeared and I asked him to tell her that I never screamed & roared at him during the earlier call.
As F.C was walking in her front door with her son & husband she told me "GO HOME & TAKE MY TABLETS", to which I asked her what kind of upbringing did she have that she thought it was ok to throw someone's mental health issues in their face.
She replied "BETTER THAN YOURS".
I told her I was going home to call the Guards to report her assault & I did.
I walked home. 3 Guard's arrived half an hour later to take my report. They are investigating.
The above statement is an exact account of what I told them. Nothing added, nothing left out.
They then paid F.C a visit at her home to talk to her of her violent threats & behaviour both on Fb AND in general.
In Spite, F.C is now taking steps to having the semi feral cats I care for removed from our estate. Cats that were neutered with residents money.
I didn't want to come on here and disclose all these details, but I don't want any of this incident twisted & an inaccurate version spread about to make me out to look like a bad person.
I don't want any of my neighbours to think I'm some sort of thug who goes around assaulting neighbours or anyone else.
F.C threatened to "F....K ME UP" & assaulted ME.
I don't condone violence, in fact I hate it, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some blow-in think she can abuse me & call me hurtful names despite not even knowing me & then hit me from behind as I'm walking away. I'm not proud of saying I struck her back, but i won't lay down & not defend myself either.
Thanks.

had put up names before so here it is without!

aoh wrote: »

"Can I please have people to pray that l get to church on time because the way I am looking the chances are slim thank you to all of my friends and brothers and sisters in Christ"

Like WTF???

If it's God's will, it will happen.