What would you do if you found that your partner was a vampire?

badabing106 · 19-10-2018 4:35pm #1

What would you do?

mad muffin · 19-10-2018 4:37pm

Cook a lavish steak dinner sprinkled with garlic

Boom_Bap · 19-10-2018 4:38pm

watch TV or something

bullpost · 19-10-2018 4:39pm

Pull the curtains.

mad muffin · 19-10-2018 4:39pm

Pretend it’s night time then open the curtains as they enter the room

Mean Laqueefa · 19-10-2018 4:40pm

check the sanitary bin for bats

mad muffin · 19-10-2018 4:40pm

Put onions around my neck

Ragnar Lothbrok · 19-10-2018 4:42pm

Bite me!

I've always fancied being a vampire. Unfortunately, I'm a vegetarian, so maybe that would rule me out?

super_furry · 19-10-2018 4:42pm

You're going to have to define your vampires here. Are we talking gothic beast Dracula, cool edgy 80s Lost Boys teens, sexy PVC Underworld vampires, brooding angsty Anne Rice vampires or Twilight sparkle fairies?

19-10-2018 4:43pm

Leave him for a sexy werewolf! TEAM JACOB!

faceman · 19-10-2018 4:45pm

I’d be grateful that she’ll retain her graceful young looks as I age less gracefully.

Mean Laqueefa · 19-10-2018 4:46pm

faceman wrote: »

I’d be grateful that she’ll retain her graceful young looks as I age less gracefully.

Thats kinda ****ed up, but im on board with it, situation dependent

jim salter · 19-10-2018 4:52pm

Whaddya mean "if"? She is a vampire, she slowly drains the life out of my bank account

19-10-2018 4:58pm

Oh my God my ultimate fantasy!! I would dress in a long chiffon night gown with a laced up neckline which he would rip apart with his teeth and turn me in to a creature of the night! My skin would be like alabaster with a slight shimmer and my hair would grow five inches longer, lips would be a permanant shade of rosey red.

*ok back to work now*

:pac:

begbysback · 19-10-2018 5:00pm

That would be pretty fcuked up as I don't have a partner

Zorya · 19-10-2018 5:00pm

....wonder what the hell I'd been doing with my consciousness for the past many years that I had never noticed before.

....... · 19-10-2018 5:01pm

Id say to him:

I wanna do bad things with you.....

Then hed get bitey and he and I would fly off into the night together drinking blood and going to orgies for eternity.

Id LOVE it.

Necro · 19-10-2018 5:02pm

super_furry wrote: »

You're going to have to define your vampires here. Are we talking gothic beast Dracula, cool edgy 80s Lost Boys teens, sexy PVC Underworld vampires, brooding angsty Anne Rice vampires or Twilight sparkle fairies?

You forgot the World of Darkness vampires from Vampire the Masquerade.

They even have a board of directors who may or may not be children of the night...

Mind's Eye Society

E mac · 19-10-2018 5:06pm

Well that sucks....

Atoms for Peace · 19-10-2018 6:39pm

I guess a sun holiday together would be out of the question.

badabing106 · 23-10-2018 7:34pm

super_furry wrote: »

You're going to have to define your vampires here. Are we talking gothic beast Dracula, cool edgy 80s Lost Boys teens, sexy PVC Underworld vampires, brooding angsty Anne Rice vampires or Twilight sparkle fairies?

Good looking with noble intentions and a cool car, who can control their animalistic desires, unless a loved one is threatened and then necks get checks