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I don't know where we're going, but I know where I am (part 9)

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    #3002
    Ghosteen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭Ghosteen


    Bishop of hope wrote:
    What happened that Widders, did you sleep wrong on it. We have ordered breakfast rolls at work, they will hopefully be delivered soon, I'm hungry.


    *Homer drooling face*


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    #3003
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,038 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Deskside with the sweet coffee of peru.
    Widdershins wrote: »
    Stop making me laugh, my fayth hurths.

    Could you put your rosary beads into action please guys. I have three hours before I go out and my face looks like I've got an orange in my cheek. Podge and rodge cheek. Nothing seems damaged it's just really swollen.

    Ice pack it?


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    #3004
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Deskside with the sweet coffee of peru.



    Ice pack it?

    I used the last of 15 bags of ice recently and switched the freezer off. Might see if they sell ice cubes in the shop though. Good thinkin' :)


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    #3005
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Going through the thread looking to see where he put my ditty :(
    It’s a snuggle day today. Going to get up soon


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    #3006
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,038 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Widdershins wrote: »
    I used the last of 15 bags of ice recently and switched the freezer off. Might see if they sell ice cubes in the shop though. Good thinkin' :)

    If that fails my offer to kiss it better still stands......😏




    🤭🤭


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    #3007
    4Ad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,677 ✭✭✭4Ad


    Galway clinic, post angiogram..
    I'll live..
    Getting great care, the coffee and toast was lovely..


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    #3008
    Ghosteen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭Ghosteen


    Renata Nutritious Refrigerator wrote:
    Going through the thread looking to see where he put my ditty It’s a snuggle day today. Going to get up soon


    Shoesday's neilmed

    Shoes likes an oul rinse off her nose,
    And also calling people bitches and hoes,
    Neilmed be the brand,
    Which she applies with her very own hand,
    Not too cold, not too hot,
    But just warm enough to successfully rinse out her gargantuan sized snot....


    Happy? :pac:


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    #3009
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    That was beautiful. You paid so much attention, you even got the fact I have a fav temperature for my snot rinse :D


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    #3010
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Widdershins wrote: »
    I used the last of 15 bags of ice recently and switched the freezer off. Might see if they sell ice cubes in the shop though. Good thinkin' :)

    Buy a bag of mini marshmallows and freeze them. They make the best icepack as they mold around your injury and aren't all stabby and hard.

    Just off the phone from my eldest and need to get back to work.


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    #3011
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    honeybear wrote: »
    Morning All!
    Smiling Bumbóg here ... must admit I'm getting a bit smitten with your Friday ditties Guy (that's not mean in a naughty way, for once ... it's lovely to be able to make someone smile.) Us Wherer ladies are in for a treat with Valentine's Day around the corner ... it just so happens to fall on a Friday!!
    Well I can think of one or two lads in here who might not be happy with me serenading their wimmin but I’ll have a think about it nonetheless :)
    Renata Nutritious Refrigerator wrote: »
    Going through the thread looking to see where he put my ditty :(
    I clearly can’t compete with Ghosteen but since you want one I’m going to give you one...... a poem that I mean. You won’t be able to move for all the fangirling over you today.
    Since you like a bit of smut talk.....

    Renata Nutritious Refrigerator

    By Guy Person

    Shoesday you want a ditty
    And I want to see your titty
    You have a boyfriend
    But let’s just pretend
    That you don’t so you can show me just a little bitty


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    #3012
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Full bill of health from the dentist. They praised my teeth in fact, my ego is huge right now. Not such a full bill of health from the doctors but I expected as much and it’s nowt serious. Lunchside then my physio appointment, then a relaxing evening which may very well include a chipper dinner.


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    #3013
    Autosport
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    It's a good job I have someone who serenades me or I'd be feelin left out ;):D


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    #3014
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,841 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    4Ad wrote: »
    Galway clinic, post angiogram..
    I'll live..
    Getting great care, the coffee and toast was lovely..

    That's great that your angiogram went well 4ad , take it easy for the rest of the day if you can :)


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    #3015
    Ghosteen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭Ghosteen


    Who's going to serenade me though?... Le cry :( :pac:


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    #3016
    The Crazy Cat Lady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭The Crazy Cat Lady


    deskside, heading out to lunch shortly :)

    thank god it's Friday :D


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    #3017
    [Deleted User]
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    I WANT A POEM!!!!!!


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    #3018
    Trigger Happy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,080 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    There was as young lady called Persepoly
    Whose mood was always very jolly
    She loved a good beer
    Was always full of cheer
    And she was one totally wonderful Dolly.


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    #3019
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I WANT A POEM!!!!!!

    Persepoly is very demanding
    But also very understanding
    I may even say
    Hip hip hooray
    That she is actually outstanding


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    #3020
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Ghosteen wrote: »
    Who's going to serenade me though?... Le cry :( :pac:

    There is a man called Ghosteen
    He is very witty, for reals I mean
    He makes me laugh
    And on our behalf
    I say thank you, you comedy machine!


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    #3021
    Ghosteen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭Ghosteen


    Guy Person wrote:
    There is a man called Ghosteen He is very witty, for reals I mean He makes me laugh And on our behalf I say thank you, you comedy machine!

    Shedding a tear here... thanks Guy. *full on bawl* :pac:


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    #3022
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,841 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Looks like you're all getting in form for writing your Valentine's odes to each other , lol :D


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    #3023
    The Crazy Cat Lady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭The Crazy Cat Lady


    may i have a poem too?

    i'm back deskside after lunch


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    #3024
    [Deleted User]
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    There's a Guy I'd like to meet,
    If only to admire his teeth,
    He's great at the ditties,
    Obsessed with Shoe's bitties,
    Mam told me she'll give him a treat.😛


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    #3025
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    aspiewriter wrote: »
    may i have a poem too?
    Indeed you may Aspie :)


    Let me tell you about aspiewriter
    She is a source of great delighter
    She does presentations
    That bring good sensations
    To all those who are lucky to be beside her


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    #3026
    Kitty6277
    Registered Users Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    Homeside enjoying all your lovely poems :D


    Trying to decide what to wear for my staff Christmas party tonight, drawing a blank at the moment :(


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    #3027
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Deleted User wrote: »
    There's a Guy I'd like to meet,
    If only to admire his teeth,
    He's great at the ditties,
    Obsessed with Shoe's bitties,
    Mam told me she'll give him a treat.��
    Ah Duvet! :)

    That's great and better than anything I could ever come up with. I am genuinely moved by it and it made me laugh too, I can't believe you'd even give me the time of day.


    Thanks! :D
    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    Looks like you're all getting in form for writing your Valentine's odes to each other , lol
    I actually did think of a great line for you earlier Mam but I'm saving it for Valentine's Day. Prepare to be wooed.


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    #3028
    Panda Killa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Panda Killa


    I am the great Panda-Killa
    Like Jackson I'll thrill-ya
    Michael with his beats,
    Me between the sheets
    Ladies I'm gonna drill-ya!



    I know...I'm crap at this! :D


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    #3029
    Trigger Happy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,080 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    We might have a market for personalised poems here.

    Guy's price for a poem is a pic of two titties.
    Panda will do it for a pic of just one.
    I am the yellow pack option - a pic of an old boot will be my price. But dont be expecting rhyming.


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    #3030
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Panda Killa wrote: »
    I am the great Panda-Killa
    Like Jackson I'll thrill-ya
    Michael with his beats,
    Me between the sheets
    Ladies I'm gonna drill-ya!



    I know...I'm crap at this! :D

    Get out you black and decker,
    I'd say you're an awful fecker,
    You'll never see our sheets,
    We're unimpressed with your beats,
    And your ditty could be better.


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    #3031
    The Crazy Cat Lady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭The Crazy Cat Lady


    Guy Person wrote: »
    Indeed you may Aspie :)


    Let me tell you about aspiewriter
    She is a source of great delighter
    She does presentations
    That bring good sensations
    To all those who are lucky to be beside her

    too kind guy, thank you :D


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