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Even Christy has a bird

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    #122
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Okay guys, hope this was worth the wait...

    Two Left Feet by Earthhorse

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjw6-Hc6rzY


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    #123
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Bahahhahahahahahah! It seems so serious and then you listen to the lyrics and it's not! Love it!

    My favourite line: "And I know I've two left feet, but that's twice as good as him."


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    #124
    c - 13
    Registered Users Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Well done, I liked it. :pac: Its a little hard to hear your voice over the guitar in places though !


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    #125
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    janeybabe wrote: »
    Bahahhahahahahahah! It seems so serious and then you listen to the lyrics and it's not! Love it!

    Thanks!
    janeybabe wrote: »
    My favourite line: "And I know I've two left feet, but that's twice as good as him."

    Heh! That's one of my favourites too. It was originally nearer the start but I decided to save it for the big finalé.
    c - 13 wrote: »
    Well done, I liked it. :pac: Its a little hard to hear your voice over the guitar in places though !

    Yeah, I've always found it hard to put volume in my voice without losing some expression.


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    #126
    The Chessplayer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭The Chessplayer


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    "Christy has a left as good as Houghton,
    In the restaurant he was screamin and shoutin"

    Admittedly good verse, but Houghton was right-footed.


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    #127
    The Chessplayer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭The Chessplayer


    You know the way at the end of the jim carey movies, they always do the scenes they had to drop because carey starts breakin his sh!te laughing, they should have done a similar job on My Left Foot - I'd say there would have loads of material from Daniel as the credits roll up.


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    #128
    2Scoops
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    Don't envy Christy and his burd just yet. :eek:

    Can I also say that Christy in the film was obnoxious and horrible to his burds. Typical example:

    Christy: "Here you that I've only just met, ride me or you're a handicap-racist bitch."
    Woman: "Um, I don't think that's a good idea."
    Christy: "I fucking knew it! You're all the same! ****ing slut, c*nt etc.:mad::mad::mad:"


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    #129
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    As I sit here all alone in the gloaming
    My bell end is red raw in my hand
    It doesn't help that crippled fcuker Christy
    Is balling birds to beat the fcukin band
    ********************************
    As I shoot my wad across the dirty lino
    I think of all the hot crack I let pass
    It doesn't help that cripples like poor Christy
    can fluff them up and fcuk them up the ass
    ************************************
    As I dry my flaccid cock on cum drenched curtains
    I clean the tacky jism with my rag
    It doesnt help that crippled fcuker Christy
    Has twat all lined up for a shag
    ****************************************
    As I lie here all alone in my single
    My empty ballsack flappin twixt my knees
    It doesn't help that crippled fcuker Christy
    Is buried axle deep in drippin gees
    **************************
    So lads, if ballin women is your weakness
    Take Flutts advice and try to not despair
    Just fcuk yourself beneath a southbound dart train
    And become the driver of a stainless steel wheelchair

    :mad::mad:


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    #130
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    The Chessplayer wrote: »
    Admittedly good verse, but Houghton was right-footed.

    Yeah but that shinner against Italy was all about his left and that's what he'll be most remembered for.


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    #131
    BobTheBeat
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    Take Flutts advice and try to not despair
    Just fcuk yourself beneath a southbound dart train
    And become the driver of a stainless steel wheelchair

    Theres a sizzling place in hell for the likes of you flutter!:D:mad::)


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    #132
    faceman
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    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Okay guys, hope this was worth the wait...

    Jaysus an unplugged version! fair balls Earthhorse!


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    #133
    OrangeDaisy
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    Absolutely brilliant Earthhorse :D


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    #134
    [Deleted User]
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    Epic thread. Epic.

    I haven't laughed this hard in so long.


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    #135
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Quality work, earthhorse. I can just picture you on MTV cribs this time next year ;)

    Does anyone reckon we can make a video which can rival this as the greatest of all time:



    I have never embedded a youtube video before, so it prob won't work


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    #136
    The Chessplayer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭The Chessplayer


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Yeah but that shinner against Italy was all about his left and that's what he'll be most remembered for.

    Don't forget that sweet header against England that gave us a 1-0 win


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    #137
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


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    Epic thread. Epic.

    I haven't laughed this hard in so long.

    I wished I've voted it 5 before posting. Now it would just feel like I was blanking my own blank.
    tallaght01 wrote: »
    Quality work, earthhorse. I can just picture you on MTV cribs this time next year ;)

    69 views so far but I haven't let it go to my head. Just ask my chauffeur.
    tallaght01 wrote: »
    Does anyone reckon we can make a video which can rival this as the greatest of all time:

    Put him in a body bag!


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