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Even Christy has a bird

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    #32
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    gogglebok wrote: »
    I got more rhymes than cerebral's got palsy

    Word, motherFricker.



    ahahahahahah that is one of the funniest things I've ever read on here


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    #33
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Oh the tears, they won't stop streaming!


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    #34
    cmcd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭cmcd


    Christy Brown a clown around town
    Now he's a man of renown from Dingle to Down
    I type with me toes
    Suck stout through me nose
    And where it's gonna end
    God only knows

    Down all the days
    The tap-tap-tapping
    Of the typewriter pays
    The gentle rattling
    Of the drays
    Down all the days

    I have often had to depend upon
    The kindness of strangers
    But I've never been asked
    And I never replied
    If I supported the Glasgow Rangers

    Down all the days
    The tap-tap-tapping
    Of the typewriter pays
    The gentle rattling
    Of the drays
    Down all the days


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    #35
    OrangeDaisy
    Registered Users Posts: 243 ✭✭OrangeDaisy


    gogglebok wrote: »

    Two toes holding a Hennessy snifter
    Two toes rolling a king-sized bifter
    Leaves one for you, ho, you know I'm ballsy
    I got more rhymes than cerebral's got palsy

    Word, motherFricker.

    Best one yet.....I haven't laughed so much in ages:D


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    #36
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,848 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Out around town, me and the guys,
    Looking for a bird with beautiful eyes.
    We spy some honeys out near the front door
    While Christy drinks pints through a straw on the floor.

    Oh isn't he sweet, one wench sighs,
    As the rest of the lads notice some boils on her thighs.
    The lads all feel ill, and start to shudder,
    And then someone cries "Let Christy take her"

    All hell breaks loose as the happy couple unite,
    About the boils on her legs, Christy couldn't give a sheite,
    For once, the famous scribe is lost for words,
    All he can now think is "Even Christy has a bird".


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    #37
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    :D:D:D

    Well done!!!


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    #38
    sham69
    Registered Users Posts: 2,321 ✭✭✭sham69


    Slightly off topic.
    Saw the best name and slogon for a company ever this morning.
    Christy skip hire and the slogon was (yes you guessed it)
    "Let Christy take it".
    Absolute class.


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    #39
    the whole year inn
    Registered Users Posts: 7,078 ✭✭✭the whole year inn


    could be worse, i think your looking to make a song like this to piss you ex off go for it!!
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE


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    #40
    latenia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    sham69 wrote: »
    Slightly off topic.
    Saw the best name and slogon for a company ever this morning.
    Christy skip hire and the slogon was (yes you guessed it)
    "Let Christy take it".
    Absolute class.

    F**ckers!!!!
    It's been an in-joke amongst my friends for 20 years to shout this whenever we're playing football and someone goes to take a peno.


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    #41
    5starpool
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    latenia wrote: »
    F**ckers!!!!
    It's been an in-joke amongst my friends for 20 years to shout this whenever we're playing football and someone goes to take a peno.

    The most 'out' 'in' joke ever!!!


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    #42
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Some great stuff in there guys...

    My current misery will soon be over when I collate all these lyrics and make a fortune when I spend 40 weeks at number 1 with "Even Christy has a bird".

    Anyone got any ideas for the album? The CD would have be designed to look like a wheelchair wheel for starters.


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    #43
    5starpool
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    The band could be called 'Christy Brown, supported by Brenda and the Frickers"


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    #44
    BobTheBeat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭BobTheBeat


    christy christy
    lemon shifty
    Sits in a chair, with toes so nifty

    Spits out rhymes
    that aint never been heard
    dis why christy has a mother fukkin burd

    Its kind of spoken word, but theres scope for it in an interlude or something.


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    #45
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    bobmeaney wrote: »
    christy christy
    lemon shifty
    Sits in a chair, with toes so nifty

    Spits out rhymes
    that aint never been heard
    dis why christy has a mother fukkin burd

    Its kind of spoken word, but theres scope for it in an interlude or something.

    welcome to the band, bobmeany. You're an urban poet.


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    #46
    BobTheBeat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭BobTheBeat


    Thanks chap. I have more, not as on topic, but nonetheless is short sharp concise and to the point.

    Out in the back
    Sittin on the ground
    Christy takes a penno
    From the crowd not a sound

    Into the top corner
    The ball flys like a pidge'
    Christy shouts out
    I dont want fukkin porr-idge

    Hes da shouts out
    My son is a christeeee
    If you want twins
    a 1/2 hour in the gee


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    #47
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    'The Sound of One Foot Tapping' by Christy Brown feat. Brenda and the Frickers

    1. Even Christy Has A Bird
    2. Let Christy Take It
    3. Knock, Knock, Knockin Em Back Through A Straw
    4. Foot Me With Your Big Left Foot
    5. Bweaghh weee neaghhh muuur !
    6. Interlude - Shifty Christy
    7. The Wheels On The Chair Go Round And Round
    8. Run Your Toes Right Through Her Hair
    9. Porn Under The Old Wooden Cart
    10.Ballsy Cause I Gots Palsy

    It'll go gold before ya know it!


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    #48
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Good effort Xavi....

    It's already gold in my head :D


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    #49
    BobTheBeat
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    Its decided so. Ill get on to Itunes and RMG with a view to getting distribution in Ireland and the Uk.

    Lads, I nearly forgot, we need stage names.

    Tallaght01 = "T-Alent aka T-Taller aka Holla atchore Ma"
    Xavi = "BC Flow Styles aka Fluid-t aka MC Mickey money "
    Bobmeaney = "Bob shob aka Ho-over Dose aka Beans"


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    #50
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Christy and his left foot
    Drinking whiskey in his hut
    Nobody to save him
    Nobody to love him

    Until one day, Christy got up...he walked to the nearest pub (Sang in a low talking like voice)

    He said HEY YOU!
    Give me your number
    And let me show you
    What this left foot can do

    *Epic Solo* :cool:


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    #51
    tallaght01
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    bobmeaney wrote: »
    Its decided so. Ill get on to Itunes and RMG with a view to getting distribution in Ireland and the Uk.

    Lads, I nearly forgot, we need stage names.

    Tallaght01 = "T-Alent aka T-Taller aka Holla atchore Ma"
    Xavi = "BC Flow Styles aka Fluid-t aka MC Mickey money "
    Bobmeaney = "Bob shob aka Ho-over Dose aka Beans"

    hahahah I've been lookin for an excuse to wear a baseball cap back-to-front for years.


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    c - 13
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    An epic rock album could be written as a sequel. A mixture of christy moore and pink floyd. It could be called "Christy's on the Wall"


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    #53
    BobTheBeat
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    tallaght01 wrote: »
    hahahah I've been lookin for an excuse to wear a baseball cap back-to-front for years.

    Im not sure if we'll get away with that. Its all baseball caps worn to the side with straight peaks these days. We may need advice from some of the wimmin boardsies.

    Fuk it, its all happening so fast!


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    #54
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Ross_Mahon wrote: »
    Until one day, Christy got up...he walked to the nearest pub (Sang in a low talking like voice)

    That would be amazing in the vidoe Christy rising like a phoenix from the ashes.
    c - 13 wrote: »
    An epic rock album could be written as a sequel. A mixture of christy moore and pink floyd. It could be called "Christy's on the Wall"

    What do u reckon....should we be heading towards power ballads? Or proper heavy rock? It will be really difficult to sing at a fast pace in a christy voice :D
    bobmeaney wrote: »
    Im not sure if we'll get away with that. Its all baseball caps worn to the side with straight peaks these days. We may need advice from some of the wimmin boardsies.

    Fuk it, its all happening so fast!

    Does this mean my oversize tshirt is out??? This band does need the female touch alright. But you're not gonna many ladies involved with a christy brown tribute band lol


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    #55
    c - 13
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    tallaght01 wrote: »
    What do u reckon....should we be heading towards power ballads? Or proper heavy rock? It will be really difficult to sing at a fast pace in a christy voice :D

    Yeah but funny as **** :pac:


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    #56
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    bobmeaney wrote: »
    Its decided so. Ill get on to Itunes and RMG with a view to getting distribution in Ireland and the Uk.

    Lads, I nearly forgot, we need stage names.

    Tallaght01 = "T-Alent aka T-Taller aka Holla atchore Ma"
    Xavi = "BC Flow Styles aka Fluid-t aka MC Mickey money "
    Bobmeaney = "Bob shob aka Ho-over Dose aka Beans"

    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/dabomb218/Wigger.png


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    #57
    Latchy
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    What about a follow up song , a B side ? ;)


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    #58
    Rb
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    caoibhin wrote: »
    I hope to god that your not a doctor.
    I hope to God you're not an English teacher.

    Quality thread though, some of the best shít I've read here in a while


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    #59
    Caoimhín
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    Rb wrote: »
    I hope to God you're not an English teacher.

    Quality thread though, some of the best shít I've read here in a while
    English is not mi firts lanugage.


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    #60
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    caoibhin wrote: »
    English is not mi firts lanugage.

    You can be our singer then :D

    Do you have any kind of a palsy that you could bring to the table?


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    #61
    BobTheBeat
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    I've noticed already that there is a fundamental disagreement in the type of musical angle we are going to take. I thought we were a rap group. Now it seems we are a rock band. Is the band on the verge of breaking up citing musical differences?


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