Even Christy has a bird

the whole year inn · 29-05-2008 10:45am

I think if you set the power opton to max you wont have any problems but you wont hibernate any more ,but then again you should turn off you computer completely due to power saving malarkly.

Earthhorse · 29-05-2008 10:52am

bobmeaney wrote: »

If there was a term of speach better than 'So excited I just peuped my pants' I would use it now.

Aheh, it's just me and a guitar. Don't get your hopes up too much.

bobmeaney wrote: »

Turn off sleep mode, by clicking start, control panel and power options. From here you can disable sleep mode,suspend etc.

Thanks. I'll try that when I get home.

gob_smacked wrote: »

I think if you set the power opton to max you wont have any problems but you wont hibernate any more ,but then again you should turn off you computer completely due to power saving malarkly.

Ah, don't worry. I'll re-enable the power saving options once the upload is finished.

Toto Wolfcastle · 29-05-2008 11:00am

Earthhorse wrote: »

Thanks. I'll try that when I get home.

Surely you mean you are rushing home right this minute to unleash your musical masterpiece on the world?

c - 13 · 29-05-2008 11:02am

Looking forward to this should be interesting :pac:

Which lot of your lyrics are you singing Earthhorse ?

Borneo Fnctn · 29-05-2008 11:08am

Do you have any shame? You made a laughing stock of a handicapped man. Don't say "No offence intended". Would you show this thread to somebody with Cerebral Palsy? Or did you just want to laugh behind their backs. Call me politically correct but this is where I draw the line.

Earthhorse · 29-05-2008 11:08am

janeybabe wrote: »

Surely you mean you are rushing home right this minute to unleash your musical masterpiece on the world?

Yeah, sure. That's what I meant. (I'm stuck in work with no access to YouTube).

c - 13 wrote: »

Which lot of your lyrics are you singing Earthhorse ?

It's a new composition of mine called Two Left Feet.

Toto Wolfcastle · 29-05-2008 11:09am

Earthhorse wrote: »

Yeah, sure. That's what I meant. (I'm stuck in work with no access to YouTube).

Not good enough. No dedication to the art!

c - 13 · 29-05-2008 11:14am

jackpalance wrote: »

Do you have any shame? You made a laughing stock of a handicapped man. Don't say "No offence intended". Would you show this thread to somebody with Cerebral Palsy? Or did you just want to laugh behind their backs. Call me politically correct but this is where I draw the line.

To be honest i'm actually surprised it took until post #106 before someone said that.

Earthhorse wrote: »

It's a new composition of mine called Two Left Feet.

Ohh, interesting, which of these smileys looks closest to an evil laugh ?

Xavi6 · 29-05-2008 11:18am

c - 13 wrote: »

To be honest i'm actually surprised it took until post #106 before someone said that.

Same here. I thought this would've been locked 100 posts ago!

tallaght01 · 29-05-2008 11:24am

jackpalance wrote: »

Do you have any shame? You made a laughing stock of a handicapped man. Don't say "No offence intended". Would you show this thread to somebody with Cerebral Palsy? Or did you just want to laugh behind their backs. Call me politically correct but this is where I draw the line.

I do see where you're coming from.

Though, in fairness, I did start this thread to take the piss with me, more than anything else.

I agree with the others..I'm surprised it took so long for someone to voice their objections. I wonder is it the latent guilt we all feel, as every one of us has done a christy impression at some point in our lives

Earthhorse · 29-05-2008 11:37am

tallaght01 wrote: »

Though, in fairness, I did start this thread to take the piss with me, more than anything else.

Yeah, I agree, I thought we were more laughing at the fact that you were comparing your love life with someone with a serious illness and getting bet up over it. And also your friend who can't masturbate anymore after being dumped.

I'm sure there have been some crude attempts at humour in the thread that have been more offensive than funny but I think the majority of the stuff has been quite mild.

BobTheBeat · 29-05-2008 11:40am

+1, its all in jest. Besides if anyone should go down for it, its Tallaght01. That boy needs therapy!

Splinter · 29-05-2008 12:56pm

could we have follow ups with
"i can't walk 500 miles"
or
the dance remix of tribal dance... "the christy dance"...

can just imagine the dancefloors looking like a homicide scene...

gogglebok · 29-05-2008 1:07pm

jackpalance wrote: »

Do you have any shame? You made a laughing stock of a handicapped man. Don't say "No offence intended". Would you show this thread to somebody with Cerebral Palsy? Or did you just want to laugh behind their backs. Call me politically correct but this is where I draw the line.

It's an affectionate and scabrous thread about an iconoclastic man who had himself a fairly dark and filthy sense of humour. Your concern does you credit, but no-one has been harmed by the contents of this thread.

Would I show it to someone with CP? If it was a friend of mine, yes I would. I wouldn't whip out the laptop to a stranger on the bus, but I don't think that constitutes laughing behind anyone's back. We're all aware that we're on the internet.

Homer · 29-05-2008 1:37pm

Workin on the album cover...

Christy featuring Brenda & the Frickers

tallaght01 · 29-05-2008 1:51pm

industria wrote: »

Workin on the album cover...

Christy featuring Brenda & the Frickers

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

that's another one joining us in hell

Splinter · 29-05-2008 2:53pm

aww someone attach that

no access to flickr in work

RxQueen · 29-05-2008 3:17pm

class thread!:p

NotMe · 29-05-2008 4:25pm

The single: Even Christy has a bird

tallaght01 · 29-05-2008 4:41pm

NotMe wrote: »

The single: Even Christy has a bird

class, mate, well done.

I'm lovin the parental warning about explicit lyrics too :pac:

Earthhorse · 29-05-2008 10:22pm

Okay guys, hope this was worth the wait...

Two Left Feet by Earthhorse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjw6-Hc6rzY

Toto Wolfcastle · 29-05-2008 10:50pm

Bahahhahahahahahah! It seems so serious and then you listen to the lyrics and it's not! Love it!

My favourite line: "And I know I've two left feet, but that's twice as good as him."

c - 13 · 29-05-2008 10:53pm

Well done, I liked it. :pac: Its a little hard to hear your voice over the guitar in places though !

Earthhorse · 29-05-2008 11:08pm

janeybabe wrote: »

Bahahhahahahahahah! It seems so serious and then you listen to the lyrics and it's not! Love it!

Thanks!

janeybabe wrote: »

My favourite line: "And I know I've two left feet, but that's twice as good as him."

Heh! That's one of my favourites too. It was originally nearer the start but I decided to save it for the big finalé.

c - 13 wrote: »

Well done, I liked it. :pac: Its a little hard to hear your voice over the guitar in places though !

Yeah, I've always found it hard to put volume in my voice without losing some expression.

The Chessplayer · 29-05-2008 11:22pm

Xavi6 wrote: »

"Christy has a left as good as Houghton,
In the restaurant he was screamin and shoutin"

Admittedly good verse, but Houghton was right-footed.

The Chessplayer · 29-05-2008 11:25pm

You know the way at the end of the jim carey movies, they always do the scenes they had to drop because carey starts breakin his sh!te laughing, they should have done a similar job on My Left Foot - I'd say there would have loads of material from Daniel as the credits roll up.

2Scoops · 30-05-2008 12:41am

Don't envy Christy and his burd just yet. :eek:

Can I also say that Christy in the film was obnoxious and horrible to his burds. Typical example:

Christy: "Here you that I've only just met, ride me or you're a handicap-racist bitch."
Woman: "Um, I don't think that's a good idea."
Christy: "I fucking knew it! You're all the same! ****ing slut, c*nt etc.:mad::mad::mad:"

FlutterinBantam · 30-05-2008 1:49am

As I sit here all alone in the gloaming
My bell end is red raw in my hand
It doesn't help that crippled fcuker Christy
Is balling birds to beat the fcukin band
********************************
As I shoot my wad across the dirty lino
I think of all the hot crack I let pass
It doesn't help that cripples like poor Christy
can fluff them up and fcuk them up the ass
************************************
As I dry my flaccid cock on cum drenched curtains
I clean the tacky jism with my rag
It doesnt help that crippled fcuker Christy
Has twat all lined up for a shag
****************************************
As I lie here all alone in my single
My empty ballsack flappin twixt my knees
It doesn't help that crippled fcuker Christy
Is buried axle deep in drippin gees
**************************
So lads, if ballin women is your weakness
Take Flutts advice and try to not despair
Just fcuk yourself beneath a southbound dart train
And become the driver of a stainless steel wheelchair

:mad::mad:

Xavi6 · 30-05-2008 2:27am

The Chessplayer wrote: »

Admittedly good verse, but Houghton was right-footed.

Yeah but that shinner against Italy was all about his left and that's what he'll be most remembered for.

BobTheBeat · 30-05-2008 10:21am

Take Flutts advice and try to not despair
Just fcuk yourself beneath a southbound dart train
And become the driver of a stainless steel wheelchair

Theres a sizzling place in hell for the likes of you flutter!:D:mad::)

faceman · 30-05-2008 11:30am

Earthhorse wrote: »

Okay guys, hope this was worth the wait...

Jaysus an unplugged version! fair balls Earthhorse!

OrangeDaisy · 30-05-2008 11:38am

Absolutely brilliant Earthhorse

30-05-2008 11:52am

Epic thread. Epic.

I haven't laughed this hard in so long.

tallaght01 · 30-05-2008 1:49pm

Quality work, earthhorse. I can just picture you on MTV cribs this time next year

Does anyone reckon we can make a video which can rival this as the greatest of all time:

I have never embedded a youtube video before, so it prob won't work

The Chessplayer · 30-05-2008 2:30pm

Xavi6 wrote: »

Yeah but that shinner against Italy was all about his left and that's what he'll be most remembered for.

Don't forget that sweet header against England that gave us a 1-0 win

Earthhorse · 31-05-2008 5:03pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Epic thread. Epic.

I haven't laughed this hard in so long.

I wished I've voted it 5 before posting. Now it would just feel like I was blanking my own blank.

tallaght01 wrote: »

Quality work, earthhorse. I can just picture you on MTV cribs this time next year

69 views so far but I haven't let it go to my head. Just ask my chauffeur.

tallaght01 wrote: »

Does anyone reckon we can make a video which can rival this as the greatest of all time:

Put him in a body bag!

Even Christy has a bird

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