some kind of land cow

The Bollox · 31-12-2006 5:05am #1

sir, we have a terminator on Board(s)

seriously how can Ruu moderate all those forums without being a cyborg of some varient?

challengemaster · 31-12-2006 5:07am

ya, you're right... i just hope he doesnt short circut one of these days...

The Bollox · 31-12-2006 5:09am

if he does we're f *clanged* ed

Ruu_Old · 31-12-2006 5:11am

Perm bans for all! *throws from the balcony*
The real answer is that I have magnets on my tail so if you are made out of metal it can attach onto you.

31-12-2006 5:13am

Marts wrote:

seriously how can Ruu moderate all those forums without being a cyborg of some varient?

Perhaps a third arm?

And woot!

Dirk Gently · 31-12-2006 5:20am

Ruu is not a real person, he's an advanced vbulletin night controller programme which is switched on when all the mods go to sleep.

admiralofthefleet · 31-12-2006 5:22am

what intrigues me is how ruu can post over 14 thousand posts but ALWAYS has his green light off

Ruu_Old · 31-12-2006 5:26am

Thats an easy one, just turn on Invisible Mode in UserCp->Edit Options.

That or my master, Cloud, forgot to change the bulb...again.

:| · 31-12-2006 7:01am

All hail master Ruu:D

Steoob · 31-12-2006 7:14am

surely you must know that knuckles is an invincible fiend who shall rule all once the cockroaches have taken over

Hagar · 31-12-2006 10:39am

Robotically Upgraded User

Giblet · 31-12-2006 11:18am

Pfft, I used to mod more than him. "Used to"

Heisenberg. · 31-12-2006 11:58am

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Geek Nose · 31-12-2006 12:12pm

While we're on the subject, I actually put Ruu on my ignore list because his terrible jokes and lame puns were legit p*ssing me off. I'm not even joking... he's the only one on my ignore list.
It's like he tries too hard to be a 'hip' mod, but he comes accross like a total square IMO.

JohnCleary · 31-12-2006 1:17pm

He's got nothing better to do

Feral Mutant · 31-12-2006 1:29pm

What's weird is this isn't the first thread accusing Ruu of being a robot.

Eh, might as well join in:
Ruu's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
Ruu can burn ants with a magnifying glass, at night.

Geek Nose · 31-12-2006 1:37pm

Feral Mutant wrote:

Eh, might as well join in:
Ruu's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
Ruu can burn ants with a magnifying glass, at night.

That's such a 'Ruu' type joke. Lame & ripped off from those ghey 'Chuck Norris' facts. That's the reason I added him to my ignore list - too many uncool lame-o posts. I used to read this forum for a few weeks before I joined, and I actually cringed at Ruu's posts, so the first thing I did after joining was ignore them! It's great!

Max_Damage · 31-12-2006 2:03pm

Geek Nose wrote:

That's such a 'Ruu' type joke. Lame & ripped off from those ghey 'Chuck Norris' facts. That's the reason I added him to my ignore list - too many uncool lame-o posts. I used to read this forum for a few weeks before I joined, and I actually cringed at Ruu's posts, so the first thing I did after joining was ignore them! It's great!

Agreed.

Tar.Aldarion · 31-12-2006 2:09pm

Hah, I think it is impossible to have everybody like you, even if you just post to help people, go ruu!
I would like to see your post record for 2006, that's some amount of posts in a year.

Geek Nose · 31-12-2006 2:10pm

JohnCleary wrote:

He's got nothing better to do

You may jest, but his post count indicates it's true!

Hagar · 31-12-2006 2:20pm

Ruu is one of the fairest and hardest working mods around here.
I don't see any justification for noobs coming in here and being disrespectful.

Ruu_Old · 31-12-2006 3:39pm

Danke Hagar, it was you who put me in this mod spot at first, kind of.:) Funny that the people saying that I have nothing better to do are probably on their third or fourth account after being sitebanned...steeenks of effort (you know who you are..for shaaammmee).

Hagar · 31-12-2006 3:47pm

Wanders off to get name changed to Dr. Frankenstein...:D

Sully · 31-12-2006 3:58pm

Hagar wrote:

Ruu is one of the fairest and hardest working mods around here.
I don't see any justification for noobs coming in here and being disrespectful.

Agreed.

One post telling us how you feel about Ruu is fine, but do people need to quote others complements and fire back insults or stupid comments? Makes me wanna put em on me ignore list.

Boston · 31-12-2006 4:06pm

I remember when Ruu joined. You're Bard's cousin right? If not than I don't remember.

the Shades · 31-12-2006 6:40pm

Sounds more like he/she's obsessed with Ruu than anything else. Personally I always find Ruu's posts quite enjoyable. But maybe the cute little echidna has me fooled...

biko · 31-12-2006 6:45pm

Excellent mod. Fairest in the land - that came out wrong, ah you know what I mean.

daiixi · 31-12-2006 6:53pm

I don't like Ruu. I think Ruu should go away. I think Ruu should be banned for telling people how to be invisible too. I think Ruu is a big meanie.*

*All may or may not be true

mukki · 31-12-2006 6:56pm

i never had a problem with any of the mods on boards, dont like some of the replies from the mods in PI, feels like they are on a power buzz, but i suppose its necessary

ruu is a great help when i comes to computer problems, and i am a total geek so its difficult to impress me

Sangre · 31-12-2006 6:59pm

Geek Nose wrote:

That's such a 'Ruu' type joke. Lame & ripped off from those ghey 'Chuck Norris' facts. That's the reason I added him to my ignore list - too many uncool lame-o posts. I used to read this forum for a few weeks before I joined, and I actually cringed at Ruu's posts, so the first thing I did after joining was ignore them! It's great!

Oh, I didn't realise the phrase 'uncool lame-o' was back in fashion.

31-12-2006 7:04pm

If we are handing out third arms, can I get mine in the crotch area? Nobody would suspect it whatsoever.

Rb · 31-12-2006 7:06pm

Geek Nose wrote:

That's such a 'Ruu' type joke. Lame & ripped off from those ghey 'Chuck Norris' facts. That's the reason I added him to my ignore list - too many uncool lame-o posts. I used to read this forum for a few weeks before I joined, and I actually cringed at Ruu's posts, so the first thing I did after joining was ignore them! It's great!

When you've contributed as much to Boards as Ruu has, or even taken the responsibility over multiple forums like he has, then you may be in a position to critisise him/take a shot at him. You're here less than a month, have contributed little or nothing and to be honest, noone would even notice if you never posted again (nor would they care) so how about shutting the f*ck up and having a little respect for someone who puts in countless hours and amounts of energy to ensure the smooth running of many forums, as well as contributing and helping out many, many users here on Boards.

Anyway, Ruu does a great job of modding, fair f*cks to him for volunteering for so many responsibilities and lets hope he keeps up the good work

FX Meister · 31-12-2006 7:15pm

wow, who cares? Really?

Rb · 31-12-2006 7:17pm

FX Meister wrote:

wow, who cares? Really?

Ruu's too nice to give out so someone had to do it for him

bluto63 · 31-12-2006 7:36pm

rb_ie wrote:

Ruu's too nice to give out so someone had to do it for him

That's what makes him so great:D

Really, I don't see how someone could dislike Ruu. He's so friendly

Agamemnon · 31-12-2006 7:42pm

Ruu's surely the best mod on boards. There are a few other mods out there who could learn a lot from him. He's one of the few moderators that people actually apologise to when he stops them acting the maggot.

Geek Nose · 31-12-2006 7:45pm

rb_ie wrote:

When you've contributed as much to Boards as Ruu has, or even taken the responsibility over multiple forums like he has

oh no - I've haven't lived!

Oh, I didn't realise the phrase 'uncool lame-o' was back in fashion.

How would you have realised?

Tar.Aldarion · 31-12-2006 7:46pm

Shut up Geek.

brianthebard · 31-12-2006 7:52pm

Everyone loves knuckles, therefore everyone loves Ruu. QED.

BlitzKrieg · 31-12-2006 7:52pm

everytime you say "I dont believe in Ruu", a muppet gets his wings.

oh and Ruu

Tails > Knuckles

_blank_ · 31-12-2006 7:53pm

What does the title of this thread mean anyway?

Sangre · 31-12-2006 7:54pm

Geek Nose wrote:

How would you have realised?

By people not using the phrase since the 70s?

Geek Nose · 31-12-2006 7:57pm

Sangre wrote:

By people not using the phrase since the 70s?

How do you know it hasn't come back into fashion, but you just haven't found out yet?

tman · 31-12-2006 7:57pm

Top bloke with a top avatar. I can't fault the guy at all:)
Can't recall one pointless post made by him, unlike some others with a similar post count... (*cough* Tar *cough*)

I hope 2007 brings you all the grooviness you deserve

Tar.Aldarion · 31-12-2006 8:23pm

tman wrote:

Can't recall one pointless post made by him, unlike some others with a similar post count... (*cough* Tar *cough*)

Ah now, to be fair, all my posts are to give me some semlance of a point to my sad life, and to try...and get cupcake..

BlitzKrieg · 31-12-2006 8:38pm

I AM A COW!

*woof* *woof*

challengemaster · 31-12-2006 8:42pm

Ruu for SMod!

Gary ITR · 31-12-2006 9:21pm

To Ruu...

The fairest mod in the land

*Onkle raises glass to Ruu

trout · 31-12-2006 9:32pm

seansouth wrote:

What does the title of this thread mean anyway?

fair question ... anyone know the answer

never mind that he obviously doesn't sleep, mods every second forum here and clearly has waaay too much time on his hands ... Ruu's most disturbing attribute is his penchant for an RTE news anchor of a certain age ... this needs to be explored further

Scraggs · 31-12-2006 10:01pm

Huzzah for Ruu:)

Ruu_Old · 31-12-2006 10:12pm

trout wrote:

fair question ... anyone know the answer

never mind that he obviously doesn't sleep, mods every second forum here and clearly has waaay too much time on his hands ... Ruu's most disturbing attribute is his penchant for an RTE news anchor of a certain age ... this needs to be explored further

It was me she was thinking of when she made you that cup of tea, should have been me!

I

you all.

some kind of land cow

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