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PSAS - 300 Orgasms a Day

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  • #102
    Sulmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Sulmac


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    enough with the analagy of throwing a meat/vegetable product up/down an Irish town street.....it gets weary after a while.

    Like her va-jay-jay.


  • #103
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    Gone Drinking wrote: »
    Actually, i knew what you meant and i thought it was brilliant.

    Couldn't believe they couldn't see he was taking the pi$$ out of the standard phrase.
    It hurt to see those corrections.


  • #104
    thegen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭thegen


    Her vag must be like a bill posters bucket!!!


  • #105
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Jaysus lads.... Give the
    Nympho
    a break....

    Just put a pillow on the face and i bet 98% of ye would do her!;)


  • #106
    blackbetty69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭blackbetty69


    wuld give anything to see her reaction to this thread!


  • #107
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    /Jumps on bandwagon

    She's so ugly she makes blind people cry:D


  • #108
    Thundercats Ho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭Thundercats Ho


    I'd say a lot of lads on here would be only too happy to give her one.
    They'd finally know what it feels like to make a woman come!!


  • #109
    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    Thundercats Ho wrote: »
    I'd say a lot of lads on here would be only too happy to give her one.

    I would'nt give it to her but I would lend it to her and ask her back for it when I was finished.


  • #110
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Thundercats Ho wrote: »
    I'd say a lot of lads on here would be only too happy to give her one.
    They'd finally know what it feels like to make a woman come!!

    Or.. you know... to know what a vagina feels like.


  • #111
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    Jaysus lads.... Give the
    Nympho
    a break....

    Just put a pillow on the face and i bet 98% of ye would do her!;)

    Fcuk her face, I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet


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  • #112
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,229 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Would be like throwing a rod shaped bacteria into a black hole


    cough

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #113
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    It'd be like dropping a cocktail sausage into the bin.

    ...


  • #114
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    blackbetty69 wrote: »
    wuld give anything to see her reaction to this thread!

    She came.


  • #115
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Sweet Jesus Christ. I'm goin to have to think of something to type back later. Speechless.






    Fat bitch.


  • #116
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Too much sex can make you blind


  • #117
    mloc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,567 ✭✭✭mloc


    Face like a blind cobbler's thumb.


  • #118
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Couldn't you imagine this??
    -

    The boyfriend is shagging his overweight missus when his phone rings.
    "You'll have to phone back, mate," he says. "I'm in the tub."


  • #119
    Dancor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun, I wonder how many of them left her with a face like a painters radio.


  • #120
    slipss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,025 ✭✭✭slipss


    She's got a face like a pitbull licking p1ss off a nettle.


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  • #121
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    More likely she had to quit her job in the biscuit factory because she kept eating the damn things.

    This has to be another one of those made up "conditions."


  • #122
    SlickRic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,356 ✭✭✭✭SlickRic


    that's the most worthwhile 12mins of reading i've ever done.

    bravo.

    oh, and just so i'm on the bandwagon.

    um, yeah, she does not look good.

    and, um, yeah, i would not have sex with her.


  • #123
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    SlickRic wrote: »
    that's the most worthwhile 12mins of reading i've ever done.

    bravo.

    oh, and just so i'm on the bandwagon.

    um, yeah, she does not look good.

    and, um, yeah, i would not have sex with her.

    You forgot the reference to putting a comically small cylindrical object into a comically large polygon.
    Like pushing a matchstick into the grand canyon. That sort of thing.


  • #124
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    9 pages

    123 replies

    34 "shes as fat as" jokes

    and not one mention of M**y H****y.


  • #125
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    A clunge like a burst couch on her.


  • #126
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Head on her like a badly beaten bishop's broom boy


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  • #127
    SlickRic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,356 ✭✭✭✭SlickRic


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    You forgot the reference to putting a comically small cylindrical object into a comically large polygon.
    Like pushing a matchstick into the grand canyon. That sort of thing.

    apologies.

    i bet riding her is like throwing a pube down a sewage pipe.


  • #128
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭rizzee


    FearDark wrote: »
    9 pages

    123 replies
    34 "shes as fat as" jokes

    and not one mention of M**y H****y.

    She looks like Mary Harney. Fat bitch.


  • #129
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    rizzee wrote: »
    She looks like Mary Harney. Fat bitch.

    I knew I could rely on you AH posters.


  • #130
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Fcuk her face, I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet

    You'd still do her :P


  • #131
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭rizzee


    FearDark wrote: »
    I knew I could rely on you AH posters.

    It's what we do. Your friendly neighbourhood... Spiderman


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  • #132
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    NOTW pressing the issues as usual.


  • #133
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    FearDark wrote: »
    9 pages

    123 replies
    34 "shes as fat as" jokes

    and not one mention of M**y H****y.

    Yeah, she does look a bit like old Mary Healey from Church now you mention it


  • #134
    Captain Havoc
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 11,393 Mod ✭✭✭✭Captain Havoc


    Reminds me of this song:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

    https://ormondelanguagetours.com

    Walking Tours of Kilkenny in English, French or German.



  • #135
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    She has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs


  • #136
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Ross_Mahon wrote: »
    She has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

    .


  • #137
    seraphimvc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,358 ✭✭✭seraphimvc


    i was thinking if you have sex all the time = you in no way can have a fat figure since you are using your energy constantly -

    her figure proved that i was wrong :(


  • #138
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    FearDark wrote: »
    9 pages

    123 replies

    34 "shes as fat as" jokes

    and not one mention of M**y H****y.

    And for everything else in life theres Mastercard


  • #139
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    Come again?


  • #140
    MrAbc
    Registered Users Posts: 195 ✭✭MrAbc


    But doing her must be as enjoyable as fishing for mullet in a polluted cesspool using a line with no bait...
    ...there'd be bits of decaying bodies bobbing up, couple of the old boyfriends, soggy cartons of cigarettes, broken vibrators floating around, Shergar maybe... maybe that's what really happened to him!! She rode Shergar to death!! The bitch!! :eek: :D:D


    On a sympathetic note, though, seriously, it must be socially very awkward to have to attend some very, very sad funeral of a dearly loved young relative with the missus next to you going oooohh, Ohhhh, OHHHH, YES, YES, YES...etc
    ...and smelling of dead Shergar too :(


  • #141
    Menengroth™
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 920 ✭✭✭Menengroth™


    win thread is win.


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