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When you're sitting on the toilet...

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    #62
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 40,880 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Who puts toilet pictures on Snapchat?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #63
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Who puts toilet pictures on Snapchat?

    Id categorise it under 'college student humour' myself. A quick google image search of snapchatters on the toilet will answer all your questions


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    #64
    the dark ken night
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32 ✭the dark ken night


    Pants and trousers in a pile in the corner.

    #norestrictions


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    #65
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    the dark ken night wrote: »
    Pants and trousers in a pile in the corner.

    #norestrictions

    Dont you get cold!?


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    #66
    the dark ken night
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32 ✭the dark ken night


    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote:
    Dont you get cold!?


    I'm rich, I put the heating on...


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    #67
    ollaetta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    As we're in the ballpark anyone for a blumpkin?


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    #68
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    ollaetta wrote: »
    As we're in the ballpark anyone for a blumpkin?

    The hell!?


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    #69
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,616 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    I need to be barefoot on cold tile to be comfortable when on the bog. Bathroom carpet is a nightmare for me! But who has bathroom carpet these days? Sooo unhygienic.


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    #70
    Subcomandante Marcos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,683 ✭✭✭Subcomandante Marcos


    pants around ankles, knees spread, elbows on knees, book/magazine/phone in hand at home/in a toilet i trust.

    waistband just below the knees to ensure pants don't touch disgusting floor anywhere else.

    How do you even **** comfortably with your pants still around your thighs, weirdos.


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    #71
    JacquesSon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 758 ✭✭✭JacquesSon


    Any place with spicy food should have a bum gun.

    If you don't know what that means you've never had really spicy food. :)


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    #72
    [Deleted User]
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    I thought that pants around the upper legs was just to avoid awkward cock shots on the telly.

    For me, it's trousers round the ankles, cock tucked in the safety position. I'm not usually in there long enough to justify bringing a book, so usually have a good read of the labels on the toothpaste/shampoo/shaving lotion (why is everything made in Weybridge, Surrey?)


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    #73
    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    I have to call in an exorcist to get some of these bad boys out.


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    #74
    magentis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭magentis


    Can't bate a good vindaloo or phal.Burns on the way in and on the way out.The pants need to come right off for that one.


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