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Pubic Hair Management

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    #32
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,089 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Up Donegal wrote: »
    Ah, God Bless auld Biddy!:D:)

    I’m guessing Biddy is your maid who has the enviable task of cleansing your anus after the morning dump


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    #33
    mrcheez
    Registered Users Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭mrcheez


    Toilet paper meet Liquid Soap.

    Apply, then wipe clean after. Your arse (and pocket) will thank you for it. No need to buy any of those "specialist" wipes.


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    #34
    Up Donegal
    Registered Users Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭Up Donegal


    Gael23 wrote: »
    I’m guessing Biddy is your maid who has the enviable task of cleansing your anus after the morning dump

    I made that comment with the word 'Biddy' being a play on the word 'Bidet'. :):)


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    #35
    Homelander
    Registered Users Posts: 4,364 ✭✭✭Homelander


    Is there toilet paper rationing in place or something? If you constantly find yourself with **** smeared around your ass crack, you really need to either improve your wiping standards and/or your hygiene. Toilet paper isn't a precious commodity. Use as much as is needed. :confused:


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    #36
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,089 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Homelander wrote: »
    Is there toilet paper rationing in place or something? If you constantly find yourself with **** smeared around your ass crack, you really need to either improve your wiping standards and/or your hygiene. Toilet paper isn't a precious commodity. Use as much as is needed. :confused:

    There is actually
    https://www.thejournal.ie/toilet-paper-no-deal-brexit-4843139-Oct2019/


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    #37
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users Posts: 13,409 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    kneemos wrote: »
    Never remove crack hair, it'll be like sandpaper when it grows back.

    Only if the removal method is shaving. Takes the natural tapered tip off the hair which grows back in blunt.

    Waxing (gasping, pearl clutching etc) really is the best removal method*. And no, lads, your bottom bits are no more sensitive than the ladies you expect this from as a given.

    Hair removal cream isn't a good idea in such a sensitive area. And before anyone feels the need to post that Amazon review, we're grand, thanks.



    *Should you feel the need to remove in the first place. Totally personal preference. Good personal hygiene is perfectly sufficient otherwise.


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    #38
    Jurgen The German
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭Jurgen The German


    Andrex have a flushable wet wipe, kinda like a baby wipe but biodegradable, top job.


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    #39
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,089 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Jurgen The German wrote: »
    Andrex have a flushable wet wipe, kinda like a baby wipe but biodegradable, top job.

    Bought a pack of those during the week. Problem is I mostly visit the bog when I get to work so don’t have them with me


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    #40
    Jurgen The German
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭Jurgen The German


    You must have a seriously hairy arse.


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    #41
    ksceniaonegina
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭ksceniaonegina


    Wipe. Then bidet. Or carry wet wipes with you. Boots has those specially made for poo ones.


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    #42
    The high horse brigade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭The high horse brigade


    ksceniaonegina wrote: »
    Wipe. Then bidet. Or carry wet wipes with you. Boots has those specially made for poo ones.

    What man carries around wet wipes? Carry around like how? In your man bag?


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    #43
    An Ri rua
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    Still waters wrote: »
    Sad times when a lad can't wipe his hole without advice

    Possibly the Boards post of the decade.


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    #44
    ksceniaonegina
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭ksceniaonegina


    Pockets


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