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Pubic Hair Management

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  • 06-10-2019 8:45am
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    Gael23
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    Serious question.
    How do you stop bits of Poo remaining in your crack hair despite using several pieces of toilet paper? Waxing is the ultimate solution but not something I want to endure too often.


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    salmocab
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    And you want to do this in public?


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    Orderofchaos
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    salmocab wrote: »
    And you want to do this in public?

    There would have to be some qualifying criteria for it to be done in public I would hope.


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    paska
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    Gael23 wrote: »
    Serious question.
    How do you stop bits of Poo remaining in your crack hair despite using several pieces of toilet paper? Waxing is the ultimate solution but not something I want to endure too often.

    Hair removal cream! not wax.


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    myshirt
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    Most hair removal places do a special called the back, crack, and sack.

    In. Out. And put the kettle on.


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    Gael23
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    myshirt wrote: »
    Most hair removal places do a special called the back, crack, and sack.

    In. Out. And put the kettle on.

    Are there many around Dublin?


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    Orderofchaos
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    myshirt wrote: »
    Most hair removal places do a special called the back, crack, and sack.

    In. Out. And put the kettle on.

    Sounds delightful. Ouch!!!!!


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    Peatys
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    Gael23 wrote: »
    Serious question.
    How do you stop bits of Poo remaining in your crack hair despite using several pieces of toilet paper? Waxing is the ultimate solution but not something I want to endure too often.

    How often do you shower? Do it more.


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    Heebie
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    Gael23 wrote:
    How do you stop bits of Poo remaining in your crack hair despite using several pieces of toilet paper? Waxing is the ultimate solution but not something I want to endure too often.

    Wipe the area with a wet wash cloth, then pat with a dry towel. (After you've wiped with bog roll)

    Changing your diet might help as well.


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    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,091 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Heebie wrote: »
    Wipe the area with a wet wash cloth, then pat with a dry towel. (After you've wiped with bog roll)

    Changing your diet might help as well.

    You mean like a face cloth?


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    Orderofchaos
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    Gael23 wrote: »
    You mean like a face cloth?

    Yes, but don't get them mixed up. ;)


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    The high horse brigade
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    An come on, who has an arse cloth?


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    Atlantic Dawn
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    Get a bidet installed, your hole will be sparkling.


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    Gael23
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    The high horse brigade wrote: »
    An come on, who has an arse cloth?

    What’s you recommended one?


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    The high horse brigade
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    Gael23 wrote: »
    What’s you recommended one?

    Baby wipes


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    mvl
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    Not sure how serious this thread is ... but assuming it is, another option for home: set up one of those douche toilet, and use water after.

    - guess its a cultural thing that works in other countries ...

    https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/simon-napierbell/bottoms-clean-and-dirty_b_961622.html?

    PS - oops, only saw this was already mentioned earlier - but keeping for the link above, i found it funny :)


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    Still waters
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    Sad times when a lad can't wipe his hole without advice


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    Sleeper12
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    The high horse brigade wrote:
    Baby wipes

    Just make sure you don't flush them despite what they might say on the box.

    If followed several threads about how often people shower. "I don't work in a sweaty job so once or twice a week is grand" is a common reply. I suggest showering every day for the very reason that op started the thread


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    The high horse brigade
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    Sleeper12 wrote: »
    Just make sure you don't flush them despite what they might say on the box.

    Of course, also buy nappy bags


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    Sleeper12
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    The high horse brigade wrote:
    Of course, also buy nappy bags


    Some of the adult versions say "flushable" on the pack. Many people flush them without realising the damage they do when flushed


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    moonage
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    Slasher
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    Try Andrex Moist Toilet Tissue. Marvellous stuff.

    Cheapest place to buy them is Dealz.

    Flushable - breaks down in water in the same way as toilet paper does.

    They used to make a travel pack of about 12 sheets, but not available anymore.


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    Keyzer
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    What about having a shower once a day?


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    Gael23
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    Keyzer wrote: »
    What about having a shower once a day?
    What if the timing of having a shower doesn’t tie up with the excretion of a messy turd?


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    mr.anonymous
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    Gael23 wrote: »
    Keyzer wrote: »
    What about having a shower once a day?
    What if the timing of having a shower doesn’t tie up with the excretion of a messy turd?

    Next shopping trip:

    Brown bread for fibre
    Andrex moist wipes for cleanliness


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    kneemos
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    Never remove crack hair, it'll be like sandpaper when it grows back.


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    WrinklyNeck
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    Gael23 wrote: »
    Serious question.
    How do you stop bits of Poo remaining in your crack hair despite using several pieces of toilet paper? Waxing is the ultimate solution but not something I want to endure too often.
    Isn't this more of a issue for women?


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    Lesalare
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    salmocab wrote: »
    And you want to do this in public?

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D LOL


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    WrinklyNeck
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    I think the OP must be a bottom!


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    Up Donegal
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    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Get a bidet installed, your hole will be sparkling.

    Ah, God Bless auld Biddy!:D:)


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    Up Donegal
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    kneemos wrote: »
    Never remove crack hair, it'll be like sandpaper when it grows back.

    Or a Brillo pad!:eek:


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