Pubic Hair Management

Gael23

Serious question.
How do you stop bits of Poo remaining in your crack hair despite using several pieces of toilet paper? Waxing is the ultimate solution but not something I want to endure too often.

salmocab

And you want to do this in public?

Orderofchaos

salmocab wrote: »

And you want to do this in public?

There would have to be some qualifying criteria for it to be done in public I would hope.

paska

Gael23 wrote: »

Serious question.
How do you stop bits of Poo remaining in your crack hair despite using several pieces of toilet paper? Waxing is the ultimate solution but not something I want to endure too often.

Hair removal cream! not wax.

myshirt

Most hair removal places do a special called the back, crack, and sack.

In. Out. And put the kettle on.

Gael23

myshirt wrote: »

Most hair removal places do a special called the back, crack, and sack.

In. Out. And put the kettle on.

Are there many around Dublin?

Orderofchaos

myshirt wrote: »

Most hair removal places do a special called the back, crack, and sack.

In. Out. And put the kettle on.

Sounds delightful. Ouch!!!!!

Peatys

Gael23 wrote: »

Serious question.
How do you stop bits of Poo remaining in your crack hair despite using several pieces of toilet paper? Waxing is the ultimate solution but not something I want to endure too often.

How often do you shower? Do it more.

Heebie

Gael23 wrote:

How do you stop bits of Poo remaining in your crack hair despite using several pieces of toilet paper? Waxing is the ultimate solution but not something I want to endure too often.

Wipe the area with a wet wash cloth, then pat with a dry towel. (After you've wiped with bog roll)

Changing your diet might help as well.

Gael23

Heebie wrote: »

Wipe the area with a wet wash cloth, then pat with a dry towel. (After you've wiped with bog roll)

Changing your diet might help as well.

You mean like a face cloth?

Orderofchaos

Gael23 wrote: »

You mean like a face cloth?

Yes, but don't get them mixed up.

The high horse brigade

An come on, who has an arse cloth?

Atlantic Dawn

Get a bidet installed, your hole will be sparkling.

Gael23

The high horse brigade wrote: »

An come on, who has an arse cloth?

What’s you recommended one?

The high horse brigade

Gael23 wrote: »

What’s you recommended one?

Baby wipes

mvl

Not sure how serious this thread is ... but assuming it is, another option for home: set up one of those douche toilet, and use water after.

- guess its a cultural thing that works in other countries ...

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/simon-napierbell/bottoms-clean-and-dirty_b_961622.html?

PS - oops, only saw this was already mentioned earlier - but keeping for the link above, i found it funny

Still waters

Sad times when a lad can't wipe his hole without advice

Sleeper12

The high horse brigade wrote:

Baby wipes

Just make sure you don't flush them despite what they might say on the box.

If followed several threads about how often people shower. "I don't work in a sweaty job so once or twice a week is grand" is a common reply. I suggest showering every day for the very reason that op started the thread

The high horse brigade

Sleeper12 wrote: »

Just make sure you don't flush them despite what they might say on the box.

Of course, also buy nappy bags

Sleeper12

The high horse brigade wrote:

Of course, also buy nappy bags

Some of the adult versions say "flushable" on the pack. Many people flush them without realising the damage they do when flushed

moonage

Slasher

Try Andrex Moist Toilet Tissue. Marvellous stuff.

Cheapest place to buy them is Dealz.

Flushable - breaks down in water in the same way as toilet paper does.

They used to make a travel pack of about 12 sheets, but not available anymore.

Keyzer

What about having a shower once a day?

Gael23

Keyzer wrote: »

What about having a shower once a day?

What if the timing of having a shower doesn’t tie up with the excretion of a messy turd?

mr.anonymous

Gael23 wrote: »

Keyzer wrote: »

What about having a shower once a day?

What if the timing of having a shower doesn’t tie up with the excretion of a messy turd?

Next shopping trip:

Brown bread for fibre
Andrex moist wipes for cleanliness

kneemos

Never remove crack hair, it'll be like sandpaper when it grows back.

WrinklyNeck

Gael23 wrote: »

Serious question.
How do you stop bits of Poo remaining in your crack hair despite using several pieces of toilet paper? Waxing is the ultimate solution but not something I want to endure too often.

Isn't this more of a issue for women?

Lesalare

salmocab wrote: »

And you want to do this in public?

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D LOL

WrinklyNeck

I think the OP must be a bottom!

Up Donegal

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Get a bidet installed, your hole will be sparkling.

Ah, God Bless auld Biddy!:D:)

Up Donegal

kneemos wrote: »

Never remove crack hair, it'll be like sandpaper when it grows back.

Or a Brillo pad!:eek:

Gael23

Up Donegal wrote: »

Ah, God Bless auld Biddy!:D:)

I’m guessing Biddy is your maid who has the enviable task of cleansing your anus after the morning dump

mrcheez

Toilet paper meet Liquid Soap.

Apply, then wipe clean after. Your arse (and pocket) will thank you for it. No need to buy any of those "specialist" wipes.

Up Donegal

Gael23 wrote: »

I’m guessing Biddy is your maid who has the enviable task of cleansing your anus after the morning dump

I made that comment with the word 'Biddy' being a play on the word 'Bidet'. :)

Homelander

Is there toilet paper rationing in place or something? If you constantly find yourself with **** smeared around your ass crack, you really need to either improve your wiping standards and/or your hygiene. Toilet paper isn't a precious commodity. Use as much as is needed.

Gael23

Homelander wrote: »

Is there toilet paper rationing in place or something? If you constantly find yourself with **** smeared around your ass crack, you really need to either improve your wiping standards and/or your hygiene. Toilet paper isn't a precious commodity. Use as much as is needed.

There is actually
https://www.thejournal.ie/toilet-paper-no-deal-brexit-4843139-Oct2019/

Dial Hard

kneemos wrote: »

Never remove crack hair, it'll be like sandpaper when it grows back.

Only if the removal method is shaving. Takes the natural tapered tip off the hair which grows back in blunt.

Waxing (gasping, pearl clutching etc) really is the best removal method*. And no, lads, your bottom bits are no more sensitive than the ladies you expect this from as a given.

Hair removal cream isn't a good idea in such a sensitive area. And before anyone feels the need to post that Amazon review, we're grand, thanks.



*Should you feel the need to remove in the first place. Totally personal preference. Good personal hygiene is perfectly sufficient otherwise.

Jurgen The German

Andrex have a flushable wet wipe, kinda like a baby wipe but biodegradable, top job.

Gael23

Jurgen The German wrote: »

Andrex have a flushable wet wipe, kinda like a baby wipe but biodegradable, top job.

Bought a pack of those during the week. Problem is I mostly visit the bog when I get to work so don’t have them with me

Jurgen The German

You must have a seriously hairy arse.

ksceniaonegina

Wipe. Then bidet. Or carry wet wipes with you. Boots has those specially made for poo ones.

The high horse brigade

ksceniaonegina wrote: »

Wipe. Then bidet. Or carry wet wipes with you. Boots has those specially made for poo ones.

What man carries around wet wipes? Carry around like how? In your man bag?

An Ri rua

Still waters wrote: »

Sad times when a lad can't wipe his hole without advice

Possibly the Boards post of the decade.

ksceniaonegina

Pockets