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25-03-2015, 23:00   #1
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Alternative use for Mustard

As the title suggests what other practical uses are there for mustard, i have a jar of it from christmas that i wont use. Hate throwing things in the bin so all suggestions welcome.
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27-03-2015, 15:07   #2
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What type of Mustard ?
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You can use it a cat tormentor i.e. large slice of ham with a large blob of hot mustard on the underside, the cat will likely horse down the complete slice only to notice the mustard surprise a few seconds after swallowing. Major eye watering to follow.

* I know this sounds awful and I am ashamed to say that I once did this as a young lad to a cat we had at home ...
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Embrocation - a word that needs using more often.
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My father used to smeer colmans mustard on the hens eggs, to stop the dog from taking them from the chicken shed. Worked great as a deterent after the first mustard covered theft went badly wrong for the dog

Unless the dog had a taste for mustard of course!
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Would come in handy for the first time daughter/s bring home boyfriend.

Test 03:Hand subject out of date hot mustard and ham sandwich

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Would come in handy for the first time daughter/s bring home boyfriend.

Test 03:Hand subject out of date hot mustard and ham sandwich

Wait for reaction

Evaluate character traits in awkward/embarrassing/delicate situations
When I started reading this, I felt certain you were going to put the mustard somewhere other than on a sandwich.
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When I started reading this, I felt certain you were going to put the mustard somewhere other than on a sandwich.
Oh that's for a later visit....much later one
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