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Alternative use for Mustard

  • 26-03-2015 12:00am
    #1
    Dozer Dave
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 491 ✭✭


    As the title suggests what other practical uses are there for mustard, i have a jar of it from christmas that i wont use. Hate throwing things in the bin so all suggestions welcome.


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  • #2
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    What type of Mustard ?

    21/25



  • #3
    Polo_Mint
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,504 ✭✭✭Polo_Mint


    eye drops


  • #4
    skallywag
    Registered Users Posts: 2,981 ✭✭✭skallywag


    You can use it a cat tormentor i.e. large slice of ham with a large blob of hot mustard on the underside, the cat will likely horse down the complete slice only to notice the mustard surprise a few seconds after swallowing. Major eye watering to follow.

    * I know this sounds awful and I am ashamed to say that I once did this as a young lad to a cat we had at home ...


  • #5
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Embrocation - a word that needs using more often.


  • #6
    Testacalda
    Registered Users Posts: 463 ✭✭Testacalda


    My father used to smeer colmans mustard on the hens eggs, to stop the dog from taking them from the chicken shed. Worked great as a deterent after the first mustard covered theft went badly wrong for the dog ;)

    Unless the dog had a taste for mustard of course!


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  • #7
    Sudance
    Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭Sudance


    Would come in handy for the first time daughter/s bring home boyfriend.

    Test 03:Hand subject out of date hot mustard and ham sandwich

    Wait for reaction

    Evaluate character traits in awkward/embarrassing/delicate situations


  • #8
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Sudance wrote: »
    Would come in handy for the first time daughter/s bring home boyfriend.

    Test 03:Hand subject out of date hot mustard and ham sandwich

    Wait for reaction

    Evaluate character traits in awkward/embarrassing/delicate situations

    When I started reading this, I felt certain you were going to put the mustard somewhere other than on a sandwich.


  • #9
    Sudance
    Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭Sudance


    syklops wrote: »
    When I started reading this, I felt certain you were going to put the mustard somewhere other than on a sandwich.

    Oh that's for a later visit....much later one


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