All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

Cicero · 06-03-2011 7:26pm

Flip me, it's like the wild west in Smithfield market this afternoon....guns and stuff....:eek:

foxinsox · 06-03-2011 8:08pm

evening all

Any chance of some tea and sandwiches?

I've had a cold for weeks now and am so fed up being sick..

Great to see the new forum taking off..

Cheap Thrills! · 06-03-2011 8:14pm

Ah, there ye are luv!

Sit down, outta that. I'll get the kettle on...now ham or cheese?

*pats chintzy sofa*

Cicero · 06-03-2011 8:16pm

A hot toddy might help for the cold foxisox...

foxinsox · 06-03-2011 8:18pm

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Ah, there ye are luv!

Sit down, outta that. I'll get the kettle on...now ham or cheese?

*pats chintzy sofa*

Thanks, dear..

*nice sofa*

I'd eat anything, haven't had the energy to go shopping, have never been this sick before, every time I think my cold is clearing up..
BANG! Full power mode cold returns with avengence..

I am currently swigging Metatone (a tonic) not to be confused with Methadone (replacement for heroin) from the bottle three times a day, it seems to be helping slightly..

Ramette · 06-03-2011 8:20pm

**serves foxinasox a bowl of steaming hot chicken soup**

Cheap Thrills! · 06-03-2011 8:37pm

Aw! Poor FoxInSox !

I can hardly see you there behind that huge bowl of soup, bumper sized hot toddy and mountain of cheese and ham sangers!!!

Get well soon

foxinsox · 06-03-2011 8:40pm

^ cheers thanks folks

I really wish one of the young wans would invent "virtual food" or whatever they would call it..

Now that would be a newfangled invention that would be useful

Browsing through the cooking section, choose a dish and Bazam it appears on your table with a suitable wine with it..

cml387 · 06-03-2011 9:04pm

foxinsox wrote: »

Thanks, dear..

*nice sofa*

I'd eat anything, haven't had the energy to go shopping, have never been this sick before, every time I think my cold is clearing up..
BANG! Full power mode cold returns with avengence..

I am currently swigging Metatone (a tonic) not to be confused with Methadone (replacement for heroin) from the bottle three times a day, it seems to be helping slightly..

Had that earlier in the year.Cleared up eventually.

What you need is a huge bowl of bread and butter puddin with cinnamon and extra raisins.

chucken1 · 06-03-2011 9:12pm

This should cure what ails you Foxinsox.

To cure a cold, boil together hazel-buds, dandelion, chickweed, wood sorrel and oatmeal, and drink the mixture morning and evening

And if anyone needs help with a toothache....

Toothaches can be avoided by never shaving on Sunday. In the case of an existing toothache, rubbing the tooth of a dead horse over the jaw lessens the pain....apparently :eek::D

BBDBB · 06-03-2011 9:14pm

To cure a cold

Ingredients

A bottle of whiskey
A hat
A four poster bed

Method

Go to bed and place the hat on the left hand post of the bed
Drink the whiskey until the hat moves to the right hand post of its own accord

At this point you are no longer suffering from a cold

cml387 · 06-03-2011 9:18pm

chucken1 wrote: »

This should cure what ails you Foxinsox.
To cure a cold, boil together hazel-buds, dandelion, chickweed, wood sorrel and oatmeal, and drink the mixture morning and evening

And if anyone needs help with a toothache....

Toothaches can be avoided by never shaving on Sunday. In the case of an existing toothache, rubbing the tooth of a dead horse over the jaw lessens the pain....apparently :eek::D

Not all of us have a horse outside.
(Hat coat etc.)

Ramette · 06-03-2011 9:40pm

you made me drop a stitch with the laughing... sigh.. now i have to undo the last twenty rows of knitting...
**shuffles to kitchen to boil kettle**
tea anyone?

chucken1 · 06-03-2011 9:44pm

None for me Ramette thanks. Himself is taking me out for an hour. Bless him

. Be nice to sit in the snug with a 7up.

OldGoat · 07-03-2011 9:28am

Just been browsing the oul jukebox thread and I have to say that it depresses me a bit.
Now admittadly there are some crackingly good bits of music there but my music apprication didn't start and end last centuary. Am I not allowed to enjoy current music too?
Anyone looking into the forum sees us as stagnated and locked into the past. I hope that this trend is a shortlived one and that we show ourselves to still ve intouch with current trends and styleings (even though most of it is just noise thesedays and no one writes nice singalongs anymore

)

Has anyone told Dr.Bollocko that we stole his classic rock record collection?

looksee · 07-03-2011 11:47am

Oldgoat, of course you can enjoy new music but you can do that anywhere on boards and with a much more informed response than you will get here. It would be much more difficult to sentimentalise about The Seekers on another forum!

OldGoat · 07-03-2011 12:04pm

Ahh but the beauty of this forum is that we get to critise new music with our aged hindsight.
We can listen (once is enough) to the new release by Noah and the Whale and instantly consign it to the wastebin of 'Crappy Popmusic' while the youff rant about it being cool and hip or whatever the current vernacular is. We can play the 'Back in our day' card which trumps all arguments.

Cicero · 07-03-2011 7:52pm

Evening all...:)

Anyone fancy a bit of finger food?

Ramette · 07-03-2011 8:10pm

ah you see now that is waaay too fancy and modern for this forum, we only want chips and cocktail sausages/scampi in a basket

sure my digestion isnt what it used to be, all that fancy spice and sauce would give me awful heartburn!

though i was thinking of cooking bacon and greasy cabbage and spuds for dinner... any takers?

BBDBB · 07-03-2011 8:17pm

Ive just polished off the beef stew and dumplings so give me half an hour to rest, I'll go dig out the tracksuit bottoms with the elastic waist and I'll be right with ya

evening all:)

Cheap Thrills! · 07-03-2011 8:20pm

I dropped me monacle into teacup in shock there!

What are these tiny kebabs and uuurm......other things ?

Is it fureign?

*deeply suspicious*

Ramette · 07-03-2011 8:21pm

dumplings you say... very modern! and em did anyone notice that bbdbb didnt share with the rest of us? :rolleyes: **takes out packet of knorr parsley sauce, lifts lid to check on bacon and cabbage in the one pot** hmmm smells nice... should be ready in half an hour.... need to keep an eye on the spuds though in case they break up..

Cheap Thrills! · 07-03-2011 8:32pm

Directs ear trumpet at Ramette at the mention of bacon and cabbage!

What's that luvvie?

*slurps and pops in dentures specially*

Oh Good evening all !

Cicero · 07-03-2011 8:40pm

Suit yourself....nyom nyom nyom....:p

Cheap Thrills! · 07-03-2011 8:46pm

Cicero wrote: »

Suit yourself....nyom nyom nyom....:p

It's times like this I wish had me own teeth!!

:P

BBDBB · 07-03-2011 8:51pm

Im sure someone will have a spare set around here somewhere:D

cml387 · 07-03-2011 8:59pm

Speaking of pop music (as you were) sure what's Lady GaGa doing that Pan's People didn't do 30 years ago.Tell me that eh?

Cicero · 07-03-2011 9:00pm

cml387 wrote: »

Speaking of pop music (as you were) sure what's Lady GaGa doing that Pan's People didn't do 30 years ago.Tell me that eh?

Lady GaGa wears more clothes...;)

Ramette · 07-03-2011 9:14pm

ah yeah yea auld wans just sit there whilst i slave away at the stove.. .dinner's ready ... cheap thrills DINNER IS READDDDYYYYYYY....

now whos doing the washup? and who the hell is lady gaga? she a member of the royal family?

Cicero · 07-03-2011 9:21pm

Ramette wrote: »

and who the hell is lady gaga? she a member of the royal family?

well, you did ask..............here she is doing a PR shoot for Irish beef....

Ramette · 07-03-2011 9:25pm

puts glasses on and peers at screen "sure she is a lovely looking girl, is she related to the jones down the road?"
oh look there's morecambe and wise on the telly, cicero turn up the sound like a good man would you?

Cicero · 07-03-2011 9:29pm

but..but...it's on full volume.....with stereo sound and true colorvision...

Ramette · 07-03-2011 9:32pm

**borrows cheap thrills ear trumpet** WHAT DID YOU SAY?

anyone for artic roll?

Cicero · 07-03-2011 9:34pm

Ramette wrote: »

anyone for artic roll?

You're actually going to EAT that..?:eek::eek:

Ramette · 07-03-2011 10:12pm

yes.. its lovely and very posh. We are running low on milk anyone going to the shop?

chucken1 · 07-03-2011 10:15pm

Evening all

I'll have some arctic roll please Ramette if its still goin!

Ramette · 07-03-2011 10:20pm

**hands over large slice on a doillie**
so how was the pub last night chucken? did you enjoy your babycham?:)
am listening to leonard cohen on one of the other threads here.. getting shivers up my spin.. but nice ones...

chucken1 · 07-03-2011 10:27pm

Ta Ramette *nom nom*

On a serious note...
Well I remember now why we dont go out too often! The girls are worse than the lads now. A few of them kicked off just before closing time and got thrown out. Not what you'd expect here really. As we were leaving they were killin each other out on the street.

OldGoat · 07-03-2011 10:44pm

Where were you drinking Chucken?

BBDBB · 07-03-2011 10:49pm

OldGoat wrote: »

Where were you drinking Chucken?

The Convent

OldGoat · 07-03-2011 10:51pm

Feckin' nuns - always going at it.

chucken1 · 07-03-2011 10:52pm

OldGoat wrote: »

Where were you drinking Chucken?

Here in my little town

OldGoat · 07-03-2011 11:28pm

Thats tough as in small town everyone knows everyones elses business and a frakar outside the pub is going to have the tongue-waggers in a frenzy. I lived rural for a while and I have to say I feel more comfortable in cities.

chucken1 · 07-03-2011 11:32pm

Its not even about the tongue wagging..it was just horrible to see. They were like ones possesed.

Cheap Thrills! · 07-03-2011 11:49pm

Ramette wrote: »

yes.. its lovely and very posh. We are running low on milk anyone going to the shop?

*wakes up all startled*

What's going on? Is the washing up dessert over?

Ooohh Arctic roll !! Nyom nyom...is there Angel Delight, it's lovely with milk...I'll just pop to the shop. Anyone want 20 players or a pouch of Drum or some chewing tobacco??

I've got these Butter vouchers see.....1983 it says.

Janey Mackers but Lady Gagoo's dress made me mighty hungry. I might get some streaky bacon for the Breakfast. Have we enough DRIPPING Ramette?

OldGoat · 07-03-2011 11:55pm

chucken1 wrote: »

Its not even about the tongue wagging..it was just horrible to see. They were like ones possesed.

It's not a new thing and it's unlikely to ever disappear off our streets. Drunken brawling has existed as long as drink has been available.

chucken1 · 08-03-2011 12:00am

OldGoat wrote: »

It's not a new thing and it's unlikely to ever disappear off our streets. Drunken brawling has existed as long as drink has been available.

Ya I know

. It just kind of came as shock to see girls at it.

chucken1 · 08-03-2011 12:01am

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

*wakes up all startled*

What's going on? Is the washing up dessert over?

Ooohh Arctic roll !! Nyom nyom...is there Angel Delight, it's lovely with milk...I'll just pop to the shop. Anyone want 20 players or a pouch of Drum or some chewing tobacco??

I've got these Butter vouchers see.....1983 it says.

Janey Mackers but Lady Gagoo's dress made me mighty hungry. I might get some streaky bacon for the Breakfast. Have we enough DRIPPING Ramette?

The Lipitor dose will have to be upped with all the rubbish we're eating in here

OldGoat · 08-03-2011 12:06am

chucken1 wrote: »

Ya I know . It just kind of came as shock to see girls at it.

We'll have our inaugural Oulwans 'n' oulfalles Night of Beers Horlicks in Temple Bar on a hot summers night and watch the street entertainment.

Nothing comes as a shock anymore.

chucken1 · 08-03-2011 12:10am

OldGoat wrote: »

We'll have our inaugural Oulwans 'n' oulfalles Night of Beers Horlicks in Temple Bar on a hot summers night and watch the street entertainment. Nothing comes as a shock anymore.

Im not goin to that Dublin :eek: Sure Id have to plan something like that a year in advance

All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

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