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Introducing your new candidate for Europe

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 436 ✭✭mossieh


    Best of luck, Tom. I'm not in your constituency but if you have a fund, I'll donate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭backspacer


    Why do I feel we should be calling shenanigans on this one :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 537 ✭✭✭dipdip


    Perhaps after this you could run for king? I think you'd look good with a crown and sceptre.

    When I go forwards you go backwards, and somewhere we will meet...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,393 ✭✭✭Jaden


    I wouldn't vote for the same map as him in QW, much less give him any more power than he currently has.

    He's evil, just look at his shifty eyes.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 647 ✭✭✭Freddio


    Life shouldn't revolve just around the internet. How will broadband for everyone deal with something like the ECB crashing or Russia declaring war on Europe over Crimea. This is what they deal with on a day to day basis in Europe. Not that our politicians are any use in these debates anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,411 ✭✭✭ABajaninCork


    Why is it all the Mod's posts are approved, but mine has yet to appear? I wonder why that is?...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    April Fools Day, No?

    I'd vote for him though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 98 ✭✭Skeleton XIII


    But what about us braindead slobs?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭Dav


    There's been a very mixed reaction to this announcement and it's been kinda fascinating to read. This is of course an April fool's joke and Tom is not nor has he currently any intention of ever running for any political office here in Ireland.

    However, there are some important elements of truth in this that we don't want to gloss over or think we just poked fun at. Boards does believe in an open and free internet and net neutrality, but with that has to come personal responsibility for people's actions online. We would love to be able to let you say whatever you want here, but with the law being so completely incompatible with the internet, the service provider like your ISP and like us are the ones who get punished and not the person who made the statement. Tom has often touted the phrase "you own your own words" - this means you should be prepared to take responsibility for what you say and do on the internet and not hide behind a screen and to always remember that you are not shouting at the ether, there are other very real humans reading your words, reacting to your words, being affected by your words.

    We do want Boards to be an independent third party platform where Irish people can talk to each other and to the companies they do business with and to their elected representatives. We'd love to have areas of government and civil service as well as individual TD's, Senators and Councillors officially represented on the site too. It's a slow process, but we've been around for 15 years and we're not planning on going anywhere :)

    So to all of you who played along, thank you. :D To all of you who got suckered in, sorry :p And to Tom for agreeing to be a political candidate, even if it was just for half a day, thank you too ;)

    PS: did people honestly think we would actually want to integrate your details into a system that seems to be horribly abused by it's users like PULSE? All this Garda Commissioner/GSOC/whistleblowing stuff makes for disturbing reading and we think keeping your data safe is rather important :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,313 ✭✭✭Mycroft H


    Best of luck Tom; too bad I'm not in your constituency.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭Lucious Sweet


    Dav wrote: »
    There's been a very mixed reaction to this announcement and it's been kinda fascinating to read. This is of course an April fool's joke and Tom is not nor has he currently any intention of ever running for any political office here in Ireland.

    However, there are some important elements of truth in this that we don't want to gloss over or think we just poked fun at. Boards does believe in an open and free internet and net neutrality, but with that has to come personal responsibility for people's actions online. We would love to be able to let you say whatever you want here, but with the law being so completely incompatible with the internet, the service provider like your ISP and like us are the ones who get punished and not the person who made the statement. Tom has often touted the phrase "you own your own words" - this means you should be prepared to take responsibility for what you say and do on the internet and not hide behind a screen and to always remember that you are not shouting at the ether, there are other very real humans reading your words, reacting to your words, being affected by your words.

    We do want Boards to be an independent third party platform where Irish people can talk to each other and to the companies they do business with and to their elected representatives. We'd love to have areas of government and civil service as well as individual TD's, Senators and Councillors officially represented on the site too. It's a slow process, but we've been around for 15 years and we're not planning on going anywhere :)

    So to all of you who played along, thank you. :D To all of you who got suckered in, sorry :p And to Tom for agreeing to be a political candidate, even if it was just for half a day, thank you too ;)

    PS: did people honestly think we would actually want to integrate your details into a system that seems to be horribly abused by it's users like PULSE? All this Garda Commissioner/GSOC/whistleblowing stuff makes for disturbing reading and we think keeping your data safe is rather important :D


    Good one. Had me :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,411 ✭✭✭ABajaninCork


    I realised straight away. But my posts were not approved for some reason...:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 647 ✭✭✭Freddio


    Its not in anyway implausable that he might run for office, nor is it implausable that an election manifesto might be as was proposed.

    Dana (crack pot manifesto, which you would think was April fools), Sean Gallager (self styled business man) anyone?

    Still I did post - doh!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,313 ✭✭✭Mycroft H


    Hook, line and sinker.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Good effort, the excuse to pre-moderate posts was a masterstroke.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭lynski


    Dav wrote: »
    There's been a very mixed reaction to this announcement and it's been kinda fascinating to read. This is of course an April fool's joke and Tom is not nor has he currently any intention of ever running for any political office here in Ireland.



    So to all of you who played along, thank you. :D To all of you who got suckered in, sorry :p And to Tom for agreeing to be a political candidate, even if it was just for half a day, thank you too ;)

    PS: did people honestly think we would actually want to integrate your details into a system that seems to be horribly abused by it's users like PULSE? All this Garda Commissioner/GSOC/whistleblowing stuff makes for disturbing reading and we think keeping your data safe is rather important :D

    Hats off lads, lovely prank.

    Tom is one of the least likely people I have ever met to run for office, and as such demonstrates perfectly the aphorism 'those most deserving of public office rarely seek it'. Tom would be a worthy representative for the Irish people if he chose to do so.
    As such my offer stands.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    Devastated, you had me there as well! :o I would have voted and all! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,301 ✭✭✭Snickers Man


    DeVore wrote: »
    I will stop at nothing,
    Say the right things,
    When electioneering I trust I can rely on your vote


    A job that slowly kills you
    Bruises that won't heal

    You look so tired and unhappy
    Bring down the government
    They don't speak for us

    I'll take a quiet life
    A handshake. Some carbon monoxide

    No alarms and no surprises please.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Fries-With-That


    Dav wrote: »
    PS: did people honestly think we would actually want to integrate your details into a system that seems to be horribly abused by it's users like PULSE? All this Garda Commissioner/GSOC/whistleblowing stuff makes for disturbing reading and we think keeping your data safe is rather important :D

    Damn I took it that one of his policies was that all the details that were uploaded into Pulse would be there for all boardsies to read.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,710 ✭✭✭Monotype


    Ah you got me. Good one. :)
    Dav wrote: »
    PS: did people honestly think we would actually want to integrate your details into a system that seems to be horribly abused by it's users like PULSE? All this Garda Commissioner/GSOC/whistleblowing stuff makes for disturbing reading and we think keeping your data safe is rather important :D

    My eyes skipped over that one. Should probably be scrutinising candidates more!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,053 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    All Glory to Hypnotoad!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Mr. Murphy, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,912 ✭✭✭✭Eeden


    I wasn't fooled at first, but as the day went on, I started to wonder.....! :p


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,407 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    What am I supposed to do with the 10,000 flyers I printed :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,038 ✭✭✭✭Sparks


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    What am I supposed to do with the 10,000 flyers I printed :(
    Distribute them anyway. If he won't take the office under his own power, lets see if ten thousand boardsies can shove someone into office kicking and screaming :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,051 ✭✭✭bealtine


    Dav wrote: »
    This is of course an April fool's joke and Tom is not nor has he currently any intention of ever running for any political office here in Ireland.

    Actually it's an idea, prank or not, that has some actual merit...the very idea that someone who knows that the internet is not powered by kittens running for office would be a good idea...

    Although it would be once voice smothered by nonsense:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Tom would make an awful politician anyway.

    He's too driven, to honest and too willing to follow through on plans and promises. He'd go fncking spare sitting in a parliament listening to windbags talking a lot and doing absolutely nothing.


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I only saw this thread today, and I was delighted until I read the date of the first post.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    This post has been deleted.

    Me neither.

    *goes out to peel Tom For Europe stickers off car.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    This post has been deleted.

    Riiiightt.... :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 31 ion564


    Aprils fools


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    So these last 48 hours have been a bit mad-busy for me, so I haven't had a chance to have as much fun with this as possible!!

    Firstly, yeah ... this was an April Fool (even though most of the agenda is really stuff we are serious about!).

    Secondly... wow, I cant believe the response I got for this from Boards, twitter, facebook and even texts from mates of mine offering money and support and work. Honestly, as the day wore on I was kinda touched so many people said so many nice things (generally followed about 30 minutes later by "you are a D*CK!" :)

    But thirdly, no... while I would really like to be part of the solution, our political system is constructed to resist change, deliberately so in my opinion. I don't feel right now that I could stay sane and tackle that problem from the inside. I will continue to be an activist from the outside as best I can.
    I've watched a friend of mine, Stephen Donnelly, waste away in the Dail, while he has the experience and intelligence to lead this country. The inertia he has encountered is truly disheartening.

    So, what a crazy Aprils Fool that turned out to be hahah... Many thanks to Dav for an awesome job on all the work to do this. It was an april fools for everyone else but kinda ended up being one on me :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭sopretty


    You can exercise political change without being directly involved in politics. You're doing well just where you are.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,964 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Considering the lack of choice for Midlands-North-West (who in their right mind would vote for Ronan Mullen?!), I'm tempted to spoil my vote by scrawling #DeVoreForEurope on it. :D


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