All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

Cheap Thrills! · 08-03-2011 11:22pm

foxinsox wrote: »

But B***k T***r should have been banned/burned/blasted at its' inception..

I say we should ban all mention of the unmentionables

i'm confused.

Is banning them unmentionable? Or mentioning them unbannable?

Oeer...me memory's not what it was....:(

cml387 · 08-03-2011 11:23pm

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Chokes on some 'German drink'.......ahhh B***k T***r ........twas so great and big! I remember the litre and a half bottle :cool: My parents used to get it at Christmas you see. :cool:

To wash down the Findus Crrispy pancakes, wagon wheels and gobstoppers with. :pac:

Findus crispy pancakes? Away Temptress. (beef ones or cheese?)

Latchy · 08-03-2011 11:28pm

Ramette wrote: »

i am a grumpy old woman and i dont intend to change.. growing old gracefully is not actually possible!

Growing old disgracefully is much more fun

Just like to say hello to all and I'm Deliraa and Exciraa about finding the Home Forum tonight

cml387 · 08-03-2011 11:31pm

Off to bed for me.

Oh by the way I caught Foxinsox over in AH and I'm telling her ma.

foxinsox · 08-03-2011 11:35pm

cml387 wrote: »

Off to bed for me.

Oh by the way I caught Foxinsox over in AH and I'm telling her ma.

but I love it over there..

keeps me up to date with the young wans..

Latchy · 09-03-2011 12:09am

Those young wans and they way they dress now ...omg drisgr, absolutley disgraceful ....mutter mutter .....brian cowen ......mutter mutter

.....................fade

foxinsox · 09-03-2011 12:33am

Jeez! Latchy...

get yourself to bed..

it's way to late for you to be up..

and you are rambling on about young wans again..

Ramette · 09-03-2011 7:45am

God bless the lot of you, great stamina to be up so late!
Old Goat were you smoking your pipe again **opens windows to clear smell**...
Right kettle's boiled, bread made (and sliced so that cheap thrills doesnt cut a finger!) I am off to work... ho hum
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OldGoat · 09-03-2011 9:28am

I tend to keep the pipe for outdoors. You are more likely to be smelling the aroma of my rather fine cigar in here.

Morning all. A fine sharp bright morning out there. Wish I was retired so I could get out there and enjoy it.

Beruthiel · 09-03-2011 9:35am

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Who's for a glass of Blue Nun !!!!???

The Charter states that if the above anti freeze is ever mentioned in this forum, you will be banned.
If I make an exception for you, others will think I'm going soft in my auld age and we cannot have that happening.

As this is your first offence, I was going to ban you for a few hours, unfortunately the Mod CP only does one day and up, so I am requesting that you ban yourself for one hour.

This is me being really, really, really, really nice.

Next usage of above said anti freeze will result in more severe measures.
Don't say that ye all haven't been warned!

/Edit
BTW Mr. Goat, I like the change of thread title.
It pleases me.

OldGoat · 09-03-2011 9:46am

Beruthiel wrote: »

/Edit
BTW Mr. Goat, I like the change of thread title.
It pleases me.

'twernt me wot done it.
If I changed the title it would read
"Nun of your Blue talk in here, we are all respectable oulfolk ya know, like."

Beruthiel · 09-03-2011 9:50am

OldGoat wrote: »

'twernt me wot done it.

Oh. *Confused*

OldGoat · 09-03-2011 9:55am

Perhaps Cicero still has editing abilities still available as the thread creator.
Else those pesky Admin types are messing with your head.
<.<
>.>

Beruthiel · 09-03-2011 9:57am

OldGoat wrote: »

Else those pesky Admin types are messing with your head.

Wouldn't be the first time. Right bunch of messers the lot of them.

Cheap Thrills! · 09-03-2011 2:14pm

Beruthiel wrote: »

The Charter states that if the above anti freeze is ever mentioned in this forum, you will be banned.
If I make an exception for you, others will think I'm going soft in my auld age and we cannot have that happening.

As this is your first offence, I was going to ban you for a few hours, unfortunately the Mod CP only does one day and up, so I am requesting that you ban yourself for one hour.

This is me being really, really, really, really nice.

Next usage of above said anti freeze will result in more severe measures.
Don't say that ye all haven't been warned!

/Edit
BTW Mr. Goat, I like the change of thread title.
It pleases me.

Thank you very much Beruthiel, much obliged. Very reasonable. I'll never mention.............'it' again !!

If anyone accuses you of being soft, I'll show them the jackboot imprint where you 'encouraged' me to ban myself !!!

*bans self for an hour*

slavetothegrind · 09-03-2011 7:59pm

nice modding!

oooh i'll have a cup of tea and a jam tart please!

..throws log on fire....remembers it's a gas fire:eek:

Ramette · 09-03-2011 8:04pm

10 years ago on Good Friday I got a fishbone stuck in my throat and had to go to hospital to get it removed... i havent eaten fish since... but today I decided to have some for lunch and yes you guessed it... i swallowed a fishbone that got stuck... went to GP coz i have a phobia of hospitals, she couldnt see down far enough, told me to go home and eat lots of bread and if it is still painful in the morning i will have to go to eye & ear

... can someone please find my slippers and get me a very LARGE class of sherry

slavetothegrind · 09-03-2011 8:09pm

ooh hard luck.

here have the bottle with a straw.

.....places ramette in recovery position just in case...;)

chucken1 · 09-03-2011 8:12pm

Ramette wrote: »

10 years ago on Good Friday I got a fishbone stuck in my throat and had to go to hospital to get it removed... i havent eaten fish since... but today I decided to have some for lunch and yes you guessed it... i swallowed a fishbone that got stuck... went to GP coz i have a phobia of hospitals, she couldnt see down far enough, told me to go home and eat lots of bread and if it is still painful in the morning i will have to go to eye & ear
... can someone please find my slippers and get me a very LARGE class of sherry

Oh you poor thing! :eek:

chucken1 · 09-03-2011 8:13pm

slavetothegrind wrote: »

nice modding!

oooh i'll have a cup of tea and a jam tart please!

..throws log on fire....remembers it's a gas fire:eek:

You'll have to make the tea tonight..Im busy finishing my new vases

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Ramette · 09-03-2011 8:17pm

oh gosh... they are ..em... a very unusual pair.... of vases
I think you should keep them in your room when they are finished to make sure they dont get broken accidently when one of us is using our zimmer frame in the sitting room :rolleyes:
I never realised you were so creative chucken.. is that old goat's pipe i see on the side of one of them?
**downs entire contents of sherry**

chucken1 · 09-03-2011 8:22pm

Ramette wrote: »

oh gosh... they are ..em... a very unusual pair.... of vases
I think you should keep them in your room when they are finished to make sure they dont get broken accidently when one of us is using our zimmer frame in the sitting room :rolleyes:
I never realised you were so creative chucken.. is that old goat's pipe i see on the side of one of them?
**downs entire contents of sherry**

Oh thanks very much for the compliment! Sure I'll make 2 for you as well

and one of these!

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Oh lord..that does look like Mr goats pipe. Quick hide that one fast!

Ramette · 09-03-2011 8:25pm

oh i remember those things.. cant remember what they are called.. gosh arent you all creative today.. why dont you take a rest and have some sherry?

chucken1 · 09-03-2011 8:28pm

Have to keep the decoration up to style you know!
Yes..I think I'll take a break..Is there a sup left in that sherry bottle? Thanks!

Cheap Thrills! · 09-03-2011 9:01pm

*limps back into forum with jackboot shaped bruise on rump*

I've served me sentance!

Ramette!

I got a fishbone stuck on my throat in Greece. The waiters gave me a great tip which really worked (in case it should ever happen again) take a piece of dry bread (prefereably white) and eat it.

It catches the fishbone and brings it down!

True story!!! :pac:

Evening all !!! Isn't there a great stretch in the evenings!

PS Ramette, I meant to say dry crusty white bread like a hard crusty baguette, not soft fresh bread! Please tell us you are ok !!?

Ramette · 09-03-2011 9:05pm

thanks cheap thrills but i have eaten half a loaf of very solid brown bread and no budge!
by the way lucky escape on the breaking the rules... glass of liebfraumilch?

Cheap Thrills! · 09-03-2011 9:13pm

Ramette wrote: »

thanks cheap thrills but i have eaten half a loaf of very solid brown bread and no budge!
by the way lucky escape on the breaking the rules... glass of liebfraumilch?

Er !!
*checks charter*

ok why not!?
*proffers glass*

Just to keep you company like!

Aw, sorry that bread-trick didn't work. Well you could always eat a 'Sink and Drain Unblocker' tablet, I swear by them!

Ah no, on a serious note. Hope it isn't too hurty?

Cicero · 09-03-2011 9:27pm

Beruthiel wrote: »

BTW Mr. Goat, I like the change of thread title.
It pleases me.

You're welcome...:)

OldGoat wrote: »

Perhaps Cicero still has editing abilities still available as the thread creator.
Else those pesky Admin types are messing with your head.
<.<
>.>

Twas me....I took some guidance from some early posters to this thread and decided that the "God" should be changed to "god" so to cater for worshipers of the Chopper bicycle, Duran Duran and 12 inch singles...:p

Evening Chaps and Chapesses.....:)

Any chance of a pint of plain? long day.

Cheap Thrills! · 09-03-2011 9:36pm

*produces a pint of plain*

Tis a good name for the off-topic and chat thread!

That or the Chintzy sofa!

Cicero · 09-03-2011 9:44pm

Thanks Cheap Thrills.:)..*slurp*...ahh...that's much better....the amendment to the name appeared to work alright...it's a bit tongue in cheek...not to be taken seriously...if we can't laugh at ourselves, others will..:p

Cheap Thrills! · 09-03-2011 9:52pm

Cicero wrote: »

Thanks Cheap Thrills.:)..*slurp*...ahh...that's much better....the amendment to the name appeared to work alright...it's a bit tongue in cheek...not to be taken seriously...if we can't laugh at ourselves, others will..:p

*cheers! clinks Liebfraumilch with Cicero's pint'o plain*

Good work with that amendment!

That's what's great about getting older! We don't CARE if 'others' laugh!

OldGoat · 09-03-2011 10:16pm

I'm supposed to be out on a photowalk with a bunch of Boardsies right now* but instead I'm in here, sniffling and coughing and passing my germs around to ye lot so that ye can share in my misery.
/Atchooooooo

*More likely in the pub by now then still out taking photographs.:(

/Sniff

cml387 · 09-03-2011 10:22pm

Ramette,it's posible the bone is gone and what's left is some irritation which will be gone in the morning.

Dr Drake Ramore

Cheap Thrills! · 09-03-2011 10:28pm

Get better soon Old Goat !!

I've just finished 10 days of antibiotics for a stubborn sinus infection!!

I blame the nephews and nieces! Snotty season? Or is it just me?

*recently better, avoids slobbery kisses from kids, eyes snot encrusted kids suspiciously*

*feels guilty*

Pesky medding kids!!!

chucken1 · 09-03-2011 10:43pm

Evening again! Hi all.

.
Cheap Thrills!
How's your nether regions? You sore?

Poor oldgoat..hope you feel better soon.

Hey! Im actually feeling healthy today...Now theres a new one! :eek:

I just had a llllllooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg soak in the bath, nice while the water is free.

foxinsox · 09-03-2011 10:48pm

hi all..

what is it with this year and colds?

I am so sick of being sick..

every time I nearly get better it comes back again after a few days..

snotty season indeed..

Ramette · 09-03-2011 10:50pm

i better make some more chicken soup.. sit down there in front of the fire, cheap thrills make the man a hot toddy

CHUCKEN... you used up all the hot water... now i have none to do the washing up

chucken1 · 09-03-2011 10:52pm

Did you get the flu injection? I dont know if that stops a cold but I havent had as much as a sniffle.

chucken1 · 09-03-2011 10:53pm

Ramette wrote: »

i better make some more chicken soup.. sit down there in front of the fire, cheap thrills make the man a hot toddy

CHUCKEN... you used up all the hot water... now i have none to do the washing up

Relax there cant you! I put timber in the fire,I'll wash up later.:)

foxinsox · 09-03-2011 10:57pm

chucken1 wrote: »

Did you get the flu injection? I dont know if that stops a cold but I havent had as much as a sniffle.

No, I never got it.

Just can't ever remember having a cold this long.

chucken1 · 09-03-2011 11:07pm

A holiday is what ye all need!

looksee · 09-03-2011 11:07pm

Sigh, don't mind me, I'll just go and do the washing up on my own, in the dark. As usual.:p

chucken1 · 09-03-2011 11:10pm

looksee wrote: »

Sigh, don't mind me, I'll just go and do the washing up on my own, in the dark. As usual.:p

Ah Looksee! How are you? Come in here..leave that washing up!

Ramette · 09-03-2011 11:15pm

Looksee, there is no hot water to do the washup "somebody" had a looonnng bath and used it all up....

re holidays - how bout renting a bungalow down in ballybunion for the week? we could rest in the front porch all day passing remarks on all those passing by and in the evening we could play bi..... oops billards

humberklog · 09-03-2011 11:18pm

OldGoat wrote: »

I'm supposed to be out on a photowalk with a bunch of Boardsies right now* but instead I'm in here, sniffling and coughing and passing my germs around to ye lot so that ye can share in my misery.
/Atchooooooo

*More likely in the pub by now then still out taking photographs.:(

/Sniff

We should go out with our cameras together some day...ok, the pub may play a big part but it would still class as a photo walk. I'll even treat you to a very smart 1950's Ilford 35mm that'll suit your clothes:).

chucken1 · 09-03-2011 11:18pm

Ohhhhh Bally B..sounds just the trick!

Could we play b-b-b-owls too?

Ramette · 09-03-2011 11:24pm

http://www.ballybunionseasidecottages.com/facilities.html

it has the chintzy style chair!

chucken1 · 09-03-2011 11:27pm

:D:D But what about my doggies? No..its no good,I'll just stay here.:(

Ramette · 09-03-2011 11:28pm

chucken1 wrote: »

:D:D But what about my doggies? No..its no good,I'll just stay here.:(

yeah saw the 'no pets allowed" ... but i am sure we can smuggle em in

chucken1 · 09-03-2011 11:33pm

Well now speaking of doggies..I better walk them before it gets much later.

All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

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