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Monty Python

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    #32
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Best thing EVER invented! EVER!
    Every Sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a Sperm is wasted, the Lord gets quite irrate!!!!!


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    #33
    BEAT
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    I think we should take the 5 nay sayers and put them in the pond to see if they are witches ;)


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    #34
    funky penguin
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    Does anybody have any ducks...?


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    #35
    Raphael
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    In "And now for something completely different" it's the pet shop cashier from the parrot sketch


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    #36
    acri
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    "All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us!?"
    "Brought peace...."


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    #37
    Goodshape
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    "We dine well here in Camelot
    We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot"
    On second thoughts lets not go there. It is a silly place.


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    #38
    MadsL
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    Serious question;

    "Are there any women here?"

    Or is it a guy thing?


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    #39
    billy the squid
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    "I wonder what ever happened to the popular front"
    "he's over there"

    "hands up all those who do not want to be crucified here"


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    #40
    BEAT
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    MadsL wrote:
    Serious question;

    "Are there any women here?"

    Or is it a guy thing?

    theres a few ;)


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    #41
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    or some coconut shells?


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    #42
    Piste
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    ''Crucifiction?''
    ''Eh, no, I'm supposed to be released''
    ''Oh ok, off you go then!''
    ''Ah no, only joking, crucifiction it is!''


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    #43
    JackKelly
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    no doubt. Legends


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    #44
    Scarinae
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    Legend, definitely!


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    #45
    juno75
    Closed Accounts Posts: 531 ✭✭✭juno75


    Memorable Quotes from

    King Arthur:

    The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

    Dennis :

    Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
    you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
    :D


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    #46
    MrJoeSoap
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    Bring out your dead!


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    #47
    Tobias Greeshman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭Tobias Greeshman


    "He's not dead!"
    "Yes he is.."
    "..Well he will be in a minute... can you hang on a bit ..."


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    #48
    ISAW
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,142 ✭✭✭ISAW


    Exploding scotsmen
    Worlds funniest joke
    Five minute argument
    the Hungarian Phrasebook - my nipples are exploding
    And the award goes to - Richard Attenborough and David Niven's fridge
    Where is the embryo going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box or something?

    Gets my vote


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    #49
    Glipmac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Glipmac


    Whom should I wewise?

    Wewise Woger!

    Wewise Woger!,Wewise Woger! (people chant and fall about laughing)

    Ok, I will Wewise Woger!

    Sorry sir there is no Roger...

    what?

    there is no Roger sir

    Whom is this Woger

    He's a Wobber

    And a Wapist

    And a Pick Pocket!


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    #50
    WhiteWashMan
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    as boards.ie self styled king of monty python, i vote yes.

    'would you like a blowjob...?'


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    #51
    juno75
    Closed Accounts Posts: 531 ✭✭✭juno75


    Can we have you Liver?


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