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Things you just don't get...

  • 17-05-2021 6:22am
    #1
    Gammyeye
    Registered Users Posts: 54 ✭✭Gammyeye


    Saturday Night Live on American telly. Is it that I don't get it or is it really that bad?

    It seems really popular but I've watched loads of clips of it and I've never once cracked a smile. I've heard this cowbell sketch was meant to be the best one, but jeez... awful rubbish.

    Any others


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Night Clubs
    Yoy are in the pub with a nice fuzzy buzz having had a great night.
    Then someone suggests go to a night club.
    Place is packed, guinness is €9 pint why?
    Barman hates you, bouncer hates you, other clubbers hate you.
    Lose your coat (coat person hates you), lose wallet, lose phone, lose friends.
    Taxi home goes some stupid way to rip you off.
    You get home and feel awful next day and are too riddeled to do anything and a perfectly good Saturday is wasted.
    I never saw the attraction.


  • #3
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,161 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    The chance of a ride?


  • #4
    YellowFeather
    Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Covid.

    Well, hopefully.


  • #5
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Frank and Honest coffee.

    If anyone from Frank and honest is reading this, will you please take a bit of your large marketing budget and use it to buy coffee that doesn't taste like scuttery shart.


  • #6
    Wanderer78
    Registered Users Posts: 28,805 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    Sky King wrote:
    If anyone from Frank and honest is reading this, will you please take a bit of your large marketing budget and use it to buy coffee that doesn't taste like scuttery shart.


    Their hot chocolate is bloody nice though, especially a double dose


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  • #7
    stoneill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Penneys


  • #8
    James..
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭James..


    Mass


  • #9
    The J Stands for Jay
    Registered Users Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    stoneill wrote: »
    Penneys

    People who want to shop in Penney's.


  • #10
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,039 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Dancing. It just feels wrong, even when I'm pissed.
    TikTok. I can see the appeal with Instagram but TikTok is fecking weird.


  • #11
    Zyaire Easy Soy
    Posts: 0 ✭ Zyaire Easy Soy


    The continuing prohibition of cannabis.

    Especially when there's reams of evidence that prohibition doesn't work.

    Honestly, the Philippines will decriminalise before we do.


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  • #12
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Tattoos, scarification, rings under noses,
    through lips and eyebrows.

    People who choose to still smoke cigarettes.

    Cigarette butts, leftover bottles, plastic and paper cups strewn in city streets and parks. I was biking and stopped at a favorite spot of mine at the foot of rapids, and picked up four cups and cans a couple of days ago. I turned around and saw 9 rubbish bins from where I stood.


  • #13
    colm_c
    Registered Users Posts: 2,030 ✭✭✭colm_c


    * Soap operas
    * Tiktok
    * period dramas
    * VW Golfs


  • #14
    Mekhi Aggressive Sentry
    Posts: 0 ✭ Mekhi Aggressive Sentry


    Why some men listen to radio shows they utterly despise just so they can complain about them on the internet. Same goes for the Late Late Show etc.

    Like there is so many other things you could be watching, listening to, or doing. Is it a bonding thing or something? Some form of masochism?

    Has me confused.


  • #15
    Dav010
    Registered Users Posts: 14,001 ✭✭✭✭Dav010


    Fair City.


  • #16
    Farrelk
    Registered Users Posts: 41 ✭Farrelk


    WWE. As someone who watches a lot of live sport how anyone can sit through that scripted tripe is beyond me


  • #17
    Living Off The Splash
    Registered Users Posts: 2,103 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    Why my neighbour leaves his side gate to his back garden open when he is in the garden. It bangs every couple of minutes.....loudly.......it never occurs to him to close the gate, put a latch on the gate, put a rock against the door to stop it banging....


  • #18
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    A user who was banned years ago and now operates multiple accounts on Boards just to troll people, get threads closed down, talk about poo and generally just 'ruin' the site.


  • #19
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,445 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Kaybaykwah wrote: »
    Tattoos, scarification, rings under noses,
    through lips and eyebrows.
    I was recently in the company of about 10 people and I was the freak because I was the only one without a tattoo or a piercing (and who didn't drink tea or coffee. :D ).


  • #20
    YellowFeather
    Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Fratello wrote: »
    Night Clubs
    Yoy are in the pub with a nice fuzzy buzz having had a great night.
    Then someone suggests go to a night club.
    Place is packed, guinness is €9 pint why?
    Barman hates you, bouncer hates you, other clubbers hate you.
    Lose your coat (coat person hates you), lose wallet, lose phone, lose friends.
    Taxi home goes some stupid way to rip you off.
    You get home and feel awful next day and are too riddeled to do anything and a perfectly good Saturday is wasted.
    I never saw the attraction.

    I would love to go to a nightclub! Cheesy music. Hopping around the place. Somewhat ill advised shots of weird coloured drinks. Oh, and did I mention the hopping around the place dancing?

    Been ages, but it is a lot of fun.

    Saying that, I’d probably last an hour.


  • #21
    ShatterAlan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭ShatterAlan


    Gammyeye wrote: »
    Saturday Night Live on American telly. Is it that I don't get it or is it really that bad?

    It seems really popular but I've watched loads of clips of it and I've never once cracked a smile. I've heard this cowbell sketch was meant to be the best one, but jeez... awful rubbish.

    Any others


    SNL is sh1t. and I don't get Monty Python either.


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  • #22
    fits
    Registered Users Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭fits


    Costa coffee

    Awful muck.


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,801 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    the purple tin wrote: »
    A user who was banned years ago and now operates multiple accounts on Boards just to troll people, get threads closed down, talk about poo and generally just 'ruin' the site.

    How would the mods not catch that? They have ips.


  • #24
    2lazytogetup
    Registered Users Posts: 828 ✭✭✭2lazytogetup


    on a vaccum cleaner there is this collar on the tube that you rotate to reduce the suction. it lets air in. Its not like you are saving electricity as full motor is still going. not sure why a vaccum would have this.


  • #25
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 8,905 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    2lazytogetup wrote: »
    on a vaccum cleaner there is this collar on the tube that you rotate to reduce the suction. it lets air in. Its not like you are saving electricity as full motor is still going. not sure why a vaccum would have this.

    Say you're vacuuming and you hit a sock. Sock gets stuck to the head. You open that valve, the suction is reduced, and the sock falls off. Useful when vacuuming curtains too.


  • #26
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 15,731 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Sports.
    Coffee and coffee wankery.
    Performance cars.
    Property porn.
    Influencers.
    Celebrity culture.
    Red top rags with really unfunny pun headlines.


  • #27
    The J Stands for Jay
    Registered Users Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    fits wrote: »
    coffee

    Awful muck.

    FYP


  • #28
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    fvp4 wrote: »
    How would the mods not catch that? They have ips.
    Most likely using proxies for their different accounts. The ips will probably show up as coming from mainland Europe.


  • #29
    BraveDonut
    Registered Users Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭BraveDonut


    Super hero movies.

    Its just the same movie over and over again


  • #30
    RandomViewer
    Registered Users Posts: 6,191 ✭✭✭RandomViewer


    BraveDonut wrote: »
    Super hero movies.

    Its just the same movie over and over again

    Getting a bit annoying alright,


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  • #31
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    BraveDonut wrote: »
    Super hero movies.

    Its just the same movie over and over again

    Yes, you might as well throw in those damn "bulge-o-rama" comix, while you're at it.


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