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Can't finish doing the nasty after blazing..?

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  • 11-03-2016 2:42pm
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    Under_Graduate
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 621 ✭✭✭


    Is this a common side effect amongst the benefits of "the herb"?

    I plowed my girl into a semi coma last night and..... nothing.

    Today I said, hell, I'm gonna do what has to be done so, I went to this real nasty chick I see from time to time.
    I mean, this girl could get blood from a stone - figuratively speaking.

    Half an hour of solid work, and I mean solid..... nothing.

    Just can't make it happen.

    The only thing I can attribute it to is my ingestion of a small quantity of reefer each evening, which I've been doing over the last few days.

    Anyone else have this issue after blazing?


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    thattequilagirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,158 ✭✭✭thattequilagirl


    You sound like a great guy.


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,060 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Obvious and poor troll is obvious and poor

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057566904


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    kjl
    Registered Users Posts: 3,127 ✭✭✭kjl


    Apart from getting high, what are the benefits of smoking weed?


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    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,232 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Seriously. This is a character you've created, right? You don't actually exist like this in the real world?


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    endacl
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    My name is URL wrote: »
    Obvious and poor troll is obvious and poor

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057566904

    That was one of his better efforts...


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    jester77
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    Come down from that cloud


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    Under_Graduate
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 621 ✭✭✭Under_Graduate


    kjl wrote: »
    Apart from getting high, what are the benefits of smoking weed?

    Small quantities of the Sativa strain counteract the negative effects of anxiety and depression.
    Increase appetite.
    Induce somnolence.
    Improve mood.
    Stabilize gastric processing.


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    uck51js9zml2yt
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    kjl wrote: »
    Apart from getting high, what are the benefits of smoking weed?

    We get to benefit from his posts ;)


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    Rubberchikken
    Registered Users Posts: 5,083 ✭✭✭Rubberchikken


    oh dear, come back with a true story and one that involves an actual female;)


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    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    Under_Graduate wrote: »
    Is this a common side effect amongst the benefits of "the herb"?
    Never a problem for me & I'm a 35 year, gram a day veteran.

    Off to a urologist with you...


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    Bulbous Salutation
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    You come across as a bit of a saddle sniffer to be honest.


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    JustShon
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    Under_Graduate wrote: »
    The only thing I can attribute it to is my ingestion of a small quantity of reefer each evening, which I've been doing over the last few days.


    There's your problem, try a huge amount of it and you'll be fine. Like you want to be barely able to walk.


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,060 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    endacl wrote: »
    That was one of his better efforts...

    I know. I didn't think he was a troll after the first attempt. Just a weirdo

    Hey maybe he's both

    I refuse to believe that anyone in the real world still calls it 'the reefer', or having sex with their girlfriend as 'plowing'


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    JustShon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    Did anyone take the time to make a "Don't fear the reefer" joke in the last thread?


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    jaykay74
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    Under_Graduate wrote:
    Just can't make it happen.

    Could be way off here but maybe being a 15 year old living in a fantasy land could be part of the problem?


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    Herb Powell
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    Far out, dude


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    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,232 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    My name is URL wrote: »
    I know. I didn't think he was a troll after the first attempt. Just a weirdo

    Hey maybe he's both

    I refuse to believe that anyone in the real world still calls it 'the reefer', or having sex with their girlfriend as 'plowing'

    Is it bad to hope he's a weirdo, and not a troll? Because anybody who trolls that badly kinda deserves to be a wierdo...


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    Boom_Bap
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    Under_Graduate wrote: »
    Is this a common side effect amongst the benefits of "the herb"?

    I plowed my girl into a semi coma last night and..... nothing.

    Today I said, hell, I'm gonna do what has to be done so, I went to this real nasty chick I see from time to time.
    I mean, this girl could get blood from a stone - figuratively speaking.

    Half an hour of solid work, and I mean solid..... nothing.

    Just can't make it happen.

    The only thing I can attribute it to is my ingestion of a small quantity of reefer each evening, which I've been doing over the last few days.

    Anyone else have this issue after blazing?

    Hi Under_Graduate, perhaps you don't remember with all the smoking and riding you are doing, but you appear to raise a thread about women and 'the reefer' every so often that don't appear to resolve any of your problems. I don't see how this is going to answer your conundrum either.
    I'm going to set you a new challenge here in After Hours that I want you to stick to. Don't raise any more threads about drugs or your astounding acheivements with the opposite sex.


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