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Signs that you're getting old

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    #332
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    The verb “to go” takes on an entirely different meaning.

    ie. “my back’s gone again”


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    #333
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    be grateful that you still have a good knee.
    It's not great tbh


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    #334
    Thelonious Monk
    Registered Users Posts: 13,885 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    I think the fact you use boards.ie is a sign you're getting old. All the young 'uns are on Reddit and other things I've never even heard of.


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    #335
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Ronin247 wrote: »
    I find my boobs really starting to sag...... it wouldn't be too bad only I am a man.

    Titty pics?


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    #336
    PommieBast
    Registered Users Posts: 2,592 ✭✭✭PommieBast


    AndrewJRenko wrote: »
    What fund is this please?
    Its with Irish Life. Don't remember portfolio name as it was back in 2019 I had to choose one.


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    #337
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    When you think you have finished going to the toilet but you have to go back another few times.


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    #338
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,503 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    PommieBast wrote: »
    Its with Irish Life. Don't remember portfolio name as it was back in 2019 I had to choose one.

    MAP2 is their low risk fund. 3 and 5 year returns are positive. It had a bad year in 2018 but didn't get near the -5% figure you quoted.

    You'd be crazy not to avail of the tax relief available.


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    #339
    Ubbquittious
    Registered Users Posts: 6,189 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    Matching with a stunning looking beour on Tinder or one of those and upon realising she is only 23 deciding I can't be bothered anymore


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    #340
    Jimbob1977
    Registered Users Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭Jimbob1977


    When you realise that people who were born in 2002 can now vote and drink.

    When everything is too loud and you want to be in bed at 10pm with the electric blanket on. While enjoying a Werthers Original.


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    #341
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,093 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Damn kids dont know what old is do ya. I've seen 6 wars and 11 American presidents


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    #342
    Andrea B.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,920 ✭✭✭Andrea B.


    When you classify rip.ie as social media.


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    #343
    riclad
    Registered Users Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭riclad


    You go to more funerals than weddings, most of your friends are married or divorced you can remember Clinton getting elected
    Your first phone was a Nokia phone with snake on it
    You used to rent VHS videos you have a few old VHS movies
    you bought your first console was a nes


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    #344
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Over a quarter of a century since Friends and The X-Files first graced our screens.
    :eek:


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    #345
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,445 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    When the excitement of a new air fryer or having a clean George foreman is the highlight of your day


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    #346
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    It's 30 years since The Fresh Prince started.

    1kwuNSM.png


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    #347
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    It's 30 years since The Fresh Prince started.
    Nearly 8 years since Uncle Phil died :(
    They are remaking FPBA too. Who is going to throw Jazz out of the house?


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    #348
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users Posts: 39,622 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    the purple tin wrote: »
    Nearly 8 years since Uncle Phil died :(
    They are remaking FPBA too. Who is going to throw Jazz out of the house?

    I don’t think they are remaking but that picture is from a reunion from a coupe of weeks ago where they all sat down and talked about the show. The tribute to uncle Phil was superb in fairness.


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    #349
    Ger Roe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Ger Roe


    When you type a response in a particularly lively thread on boards, and then you don't actually post it, because you don't have the energy to follow through with the inevitable backlash.

    This happens to me all the ti..


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    #350
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,093 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    When the internet used to be the mesh net in your swimming trunks


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    #351
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    You can remember the old modem dial up tone.
    You remember having to unplug the phone to go online.


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    #352
    Mad_maxx
    Registered Users Posts: 13,505 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    You can remember closedown on RTE and the girl with the puppet on the BBC test card in the morning


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    #353
    Ger Roe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Ger Roe


    the purple tin wrote: »
    You can remember the old modem dial up tone.
    You remember having to unplug the phone to go online.

    I can still hear the shout to the hall, from the kitchen ....'"Get off the phone, yer da needs to send an email" :)


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    #354
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    the purple tin wrote: »
    You can remember the old modem dial up tone.
    You remember having to unplug the phone to go online.
    And pictures of naked women took about 20 minutes to load.


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    #355
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    no longer fearing people you grew up fearing, because they're just people too.

    seeing those you feared, or admired for being ''strong/tough'' unravel, be vulnerable, cry, or die. realising they never had their **** together completely and were winging it like the rest of us.


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    #356
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    When you start to know more people IN the cemetery than outside of it.


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    #357
    Airyfairy12
    Registered Users Posts: 3,390 ✭✭✭Airyfairy12


    My hips hurt after going for long walks or doing allot of exercise


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    #358
    Patsy167
    Registered Users Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭Patsy167


    Found myself saying "The music young people listen to these days" when the Cardi B & Nicki Minaj song came on the radio. Absolute filth it is!


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    #359
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Your six-pack becomes a keg.


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    #360
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    the purple tin wrote: »
    Your six-pack becomes a keg.
    I'm down to a two-pack. The upper abs are the last to go.


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    #361
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    When you have been to more funerals than weddings in the past 5 years.


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