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Signs that you're getting old

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  • #1082
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,255 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I'd have ripped her hand off... and blamed PMT. That'd have confused her. The pup.



  • #1083
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,896 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Old injury pains flaring up on occasion. For example, I broke my left hand 20 years ago and this morning it's hurting me in the same area where I broke it originally. Also noticeably bigger manboobs and flabbier ass since I got past 40.

    Also, just not having the energy I did 10 years ago. I used to love travelling to Limerick at the weekends to see the parents and the friends I have there. Nowadays I find the travelling exhausting, especially after a long week in work.

    Also having the odd flashback, thinking back of some of the utterly idiotic things I done when I was younger. To be honest I'd rather be the sensible old fart I am now than the irresponsible young gobshite I was years ago :D



  • #1084
    honeyjo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭honeyjo


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117701988#Comment_117701988

    No money owed. My husband is an ex pirate DJ and a radio anorak. He was an avid listener so I recognized the name.



  • #1085
    honeyjo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭honeyjo


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117698054#Comment_117698054

    Even worse when you are referred to Occupational Therapy and they you give a jar opening tool and a bottle opening tool too 😥



  • #1086
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,334 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    I was in a Supervalu today and detected part of a solo from one of my favourite songs. That made me smile. I remarked to the till-person how I was quite impressed with some of the music they play, she said she hated it having to listen to it all day. Fair enough. As I was leaving the shop it clicked with me: what I like is now OldSh!t They Dont Have to Pay Much For.

    That made me smile too.



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  • #1087
    Be right back
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,447 ✭✭✭Be right back


    When my nephews, in their mid to late teens have never heard of Bruce Willis or Sonia O'Sullivan!🤨



  • #1088
    griffin100
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,086 ✭✭✭griffin100


    When you find yourself getting strange looks in traffic as you rock out to Slipknot at full volume................in your wife's seven seater.



  • #1089
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Didn't we used to say 'I'll poleaxe ya' years ago? If I'm remembering correctly I haven't heard anyone saying it in a very long time.



  • #1090
    artvanderlay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭artvanderlay


    When you sit on the toilet and your balls touch the water :) (sorry, I stole that one from Greg Giraldo. It's definitely a sign of advancing age in North America, where the toilet water levels are quite high, but even more so here!)



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