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Boardsies Decide :: The WORST song of all time!

  • 05-05-2020 10:13am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,421 ✭✭✭✭


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    We've had 148 songs entered

    4 is the maximum number of submissions received for a song (2 songs achieved this accolade)

    12 songs received multiple nominations

    One act has been nominated 9 times and 8 of that acts catalogue have been nominated.


    We are voting for the WORST song of all time.!

    Check back in around 3pm when I hope to get the first 20 preliminary round matches under way to get us to an even 128 first round. (Wife agro permitting)


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,728 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Going to check for Necros favourite song and keep voting for that one!

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,421 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Remember everyone. You are voting for the WORST song from these pairings!

    The entire list was randomized and looks like this ::

    128
    95
    54
    105
    108
    44
    64
    75
    33
    24
    59
    135
    84
    5
    37
    110
    30
    116
    9
    91
    99
    22
    27
    80
    90
    23
    67
    66
    86
    39
    25
    53
    3
    72
    132
    8
    56
    43
    96
    109
    79
    35
    29
    119
    137
    122
    106
    115
    18
    40
    103
    71
    148
    89
    102
    126
    68
    104
    55
    15
    138
    48
    21
    118
    129
    58
    14
    77
    69
    78
    147
    136
    98
    20
    83
    133
    130
    93
    11
    139
    2
    127
    41
    101
    16
    111
    146
    34
    36
    1
    19
    87
    17
    45
    140
    94
    28
    7
    73
    74
    46
    107
    85
    47
    145
    31
    114
    121
    60
    82
    52
    13
    88
    141
    57
    100
    10
    70
    124
    123
    81
    144
    65
    113
    92
    4
    50
    97
    38
    134
    142
    62
    63
    131
    76
    61
    125
    6
    42
    143
    32
    12
    112
    49
    120
    51
    117
    26

    May the Worst song win :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,421 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    First song to reach 5 votes advances

    No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs :D


    Reminder :: You are voting for the worst song in each one of these matches



    Preliminary Round/Match 1

    Velvet Underground - Rock and Roll

    Vs

    Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile


    "Hi Rikand. Rock and Roll by the Velvet Underground is a song performed by a band that couldn't play, fronted by a man who couldn't sing for people who didnt care. The production sucks. The lyrics are awful. These poseurs were boosted by the same crowd that boosted Andy Warhol's work on the same basis- talent is overrated, get attention by utilising your societal connections and some mugs somewhere will buy the product. It is the worst song of all time in conception, formation, execution, recording and in the fact that along with the rest of their work it found an audience to fawn over it. The world is a worse place for it having come into existence and gets a little worse any time it is played. Im angry just thinking about it. Thanks for listening.
    "


    Stupid song from a stupid man who looks like he should be on some sort of watchlist. A favourite of drunken arseholes when it was first released.



    Preliminary Round/Match 2

    Jan Terri - Skyrockets

    Vs

    Silent A3 - Watch Me


    I want to introduce cult musician Jan Terri to a wider audience. Her music is only surpassed by her low-budget videos.


    Meaningless lyrics, and everyone in the video trying to be something they are not in an effort to be uber cool. F Right Off.



    Preliminary Round/Match 3

    Soulja Boy - Crank That

    Vs

    F.U.S.B.I - Come on Back


    Hated everything about this. The chorus, the lyrics, the oversized outfits. EVER.Y.THING But most espicially that horrible xylophone note throughout.







    Preliminary Round/Match 4

    Kid Rock - All Summer Long

    Vs

    Mark Gormley - Without You







    Velvet Underground - Rock and Roll Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile
    Jan Terri - Skyrockets Vs Silent A3 - Watch Me
    Soulja Boy - Crank That Vs F.U.S.B.I - Come on Back
    Kid Rock - All Summer Long Vs Mark Gormley - Without You


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,149 ✭✭✭Irish Aris


    OMG. . .
    Some of these are really god awful. . . Rikand, you are a hero, sorry we put you through this hahaha

    Match 1: Richie Kavanagh (I like some of the Velvet Underground, wouldn't have them anywhere near a worst song competition)
    Match 2: Silent A3
    Match 3: F.U.S.B.I. (these are both really really bad)
    Match 4: Mark Gormley (really really poor aesthetic overall)


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Rikand wrote:
    Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

    Rikand wrote:
    Soulja Boy - Crank That

    Rikand wrote:
    Mark Gormley - Without You

    Voting for the above three as they're worse imo.

    I actually don't hate that Kid Rock song :o


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    Ok well then

    1. Richie Kavanagh, because Rock and Roll, although not the Velvet Underground's best, is still a good song.

    3. Soulja Boy, because crap with a high production budget is even worse than crap made by amateurs.
    4. Kid Rock, for same reason as #3


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile ; don't mind the Velvet Underground one at all. I did consider nominating Aon Focal Eile myself, but there were far worse to put in ahead of it, but its still awful so gets my vote here

    Silent A3 - Watch Me ; while both are truly awful, this one offends my ears slightly more

    Soulja Boy - Crank That ; Come On Back is a terrible performance, but there's the nugget of a decent song there, same can't be said for Crank That so it gets my vote

    Mark Gormley - Without You ; I actually like All Summer Long, so can't vote for it, and I'm not hating Without You if I'm being honest, it's got a certain quality to it that I enjoy, but of the two it is definitely the worst song


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,121 ✭✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    Reberetta wrote: »
    Richie Kavanagh Aon Focal Eile

    Jan Terri Skyrockets
    Tough, but can't vote against Jan.

    F.U.S.B.I Come on Back
    I like the Soulja Boy song.

    Mark Gormley Without You

    Same as this poster. God I hate Richie Kavanagh.

    Yet that Jan Terri song brought me untold joy. I'm not sure if I love the video or the audio more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,421 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Velvet Underground - Rock and Roll 0 Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile 5
    Jan Terri - Skyrockets 2 Vs Silent A3 - Watch Me 2
    Soulja Boy - Crank That 3 Vs F.U.S.B.I - Come on Back 3
    Kid Rock - All Summer Long 1 Vs Mark Gormley - Without You 5


    Next set coming shortly. Still need more votes on matches 2 and 3


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,904 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    I'm perplexed that Rock And Roll made it into this competition at all

    Out of matches 2 and 3, I'd choose Skyrockets and Crank That


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,421 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    First song to reach 5 votes advances

    No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs :D


    Reminder :: You are voting for the worst song in each one of these matches



    Preliminary Round/Match 5

    Dennis Waterman & George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors

    Vs

    Cliff Richard - Congratulations






    Why I Hate It: This song should have died with the 1968 Eurovision and never been heard again, but instead it evolved into an entity of its own to torture us at weddings, birthdays, retirements, etc for eternity



    Preliminary Round/Match 6

    Jenna Rose - My Jeans

    Vs

    Ylvis - What does the fox say











    Preliminary Round/Match 7

    Oasis - Wonderwall

    Vs

    Armi & Danny - I wanna love you tender












    Preliminary Round/Match 8

    DJ Otzi - Hey Baby

    Vs

    Sydnee McGee - Lit Right Now


    Why I Hate It: Just hearing this incites violence and makes me want to punch something






    Dennis Waterman & George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors Vs Cliff Richard - Congratulations
    Jenna Rose - My Jeans Vs Ylvis - What does the fox say
    Oasis - Wonderwall Vs Armi & Danny - I wanna love you tender
    DJ Otzi - Hey Baby Vs Sydnee McGee - Lit Right Now


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Rikand wrote:
    Cliff Richard - Congratulations

    Rikand wrote:
    Ylvis - What does the fox say

    Rikand wrote:
    Armi & Danny - I wanna love you tender

    Rikand wrote:
    DJ Otzi - Hey Baby

    Ah here Wonderwall :pac:

    My choices above. All detestable!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Cliff Richard - Congratulations ; one of my nominations, I absolutely despise it.

    Jenna Rose - My Jeans ; this is dreadful. Hadn't heard it before, but instantly hated it. I don't mind What Does The Fox Say

    Armi & Danny - I Wanna Love You Tender ; yeah, love Wonderwall, it's that simple. I Wanna Love You Tender is grand, but Wonderwall is fantastic, so have to vote Armi & Danny the worst of these two

    DJ Otzi - Hey Baby ; another of my nominations. I can hear how awful Lit Right Now is, but Hey Baby is far far worse, and I do want to punch something everytime I hear it.


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    #6 Jenna Rose - My Jeans as I actually quite like What Does The Fox Say :p
    #8 DJ Otzi - Hey Baby. Absolutely awful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,382 ✭✭✭✭rainbowtrout


    Match 1: Richie Kavanagh
    Match 2: Silento
    Match 3: Soulja Boy
    Match 4: Mark Gormley


    Match 5: Dennis Waterman and George Cole
    Match 6: Jenna Rose
    Match 7: Armi and Danny
    Match 8: Sydney McGee



    All the rage is fantastic :pac:

    And I feel thankful that I'm living a life that means I haven't heard quite a few of these atrocities until today.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,011 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    Jan Terri - Skyrockets 
    F.U.S.B.I - Come on Back

    Dennis Waterman & George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors
    Jenna Rose - My Jeans
    Armi & Danny - I wanna love you tender
    Sydnee McGee - Lit Right Now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,421 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile, savage bad

    Mark Gormley - Without You, that kid rock so g is great.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,421 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    Oasis - Wonderwall , my nom, and Im not ashamed to admit it. I hate it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,421 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Jan Terri - Skyrockets 3 Vs Silent A3 - Watch Me 3
    Soulja Boy - Crank That 5 Vs F.U.S.B.I - Come on Back 3

    Dennis Waterman & George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors 3 Vs Cliff Richard - Congratulations 2
    Jenna Rose - My Jeans 4 Vs Ylvis - What does the fox say 2
    Oasis - Wonderwall 0 Vs Armi & Danny - I wanna love you tender 5
    DJ Otzi - Hey Baby 3 Vs Sydnee McGee - Lit Right Now 3


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87,496 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    Hey Baby is an absolute a head wreck


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,421 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Kolido wrote: »
    Oasis - Wonderwall , my nom, and Im not ashamed to admit it. I hate it.

    Too late. Oasis has already gone out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,011 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    Lit Right Now is the whitest song I've ever heard!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,421 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    Rikand wrote: »
    Too late. Oasis has already gone out

    Are we voting for who goes through or who goes out, I think I have this mixed up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Kolido wrote: »
    Are we voting for who goes through or who goes out, I think I have this mixed up.

    You're voting for who stays in as usual, but in this case who stays in, is a bad thing. Voting for the one you hate the most.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,421 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    I'm about to sit down for dinner, so here's 4 more "songs" to keep you going :D

    First song to reach 5 votes advances

    No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs :D


    Reminder :: You are voting for the worst song in each one of these matches



    Preliminary Round/Match 9

    Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y

    Vs

    The Darkness - Believe in a thing called love


    Not only awful but nasty too.







    Preliminary Round/Match 10

    Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe

    Vs

    Puff Daddy - I'll be missing you











    Preliminary Round/Match 11

    Ronan Keating - Friends in Time

    Vs

    Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling






    music version of an unwanted dic pic - he thinks he is being cute, he is just being disgusting - keep it in you pants chucky




    Preliminary Round/Match 12

    Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi

    Vs

    New Radicals - Get what you give










    Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y Vs The Darkness - Believe in a thing called love
    Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe Vs Puff Daddy - I'll be missing you
    Ronan Keating - Friends in Time Vs Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling
    Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi Vs New Radicals - Get what you give


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Not enough people are showing hate towards Congratulations and it's upsetting me. Hate on it! Hate on it, as much as I do! It's the worst!!!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,421 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    The Darkness - Believe in a thing called love, another of my noms

    Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe, like the other song

    Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi, both are decent, like the other a bit more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,011 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y gets my vote, Believe in a thing called love I quite like
    Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe
    Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling
    Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi Vs New Radicals - Get what you give. I like the both of these but I'll go with New Radicals


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    Daphne & Celeste - even though I'm not a big fan of the Darkness it's at least a proper song.
    Bagatelle - I love a good Eurovision tune but this is so overly-earnest that the cringe factor is too high to bear this.
    Ronan Keating - because Ronan Keating *vomit emoji*
    Counting Crows - a completely dreadful cover that literally nobody ever asked for .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y ; in fairness to Daphne & Celeste they have one or two solid tunes in their repertoire, but this ain't one of them. Also, I like The Darkness one

    Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe ; its such a dull boring song, at least I'll Be Missing You ripped off a decent hook from The Police

    Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling ; two dreadful songs, but the other one is mostly just boring, this one is bad on so many other levels

    Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi ; I like both these songs, but Counting Crows' own songs are much much better than this lackluster cover would lead people to believe and I think Big Yellow Taxi could deter people from giving Counting Crows a proper chance, as it is certainly their worst song.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Rikand wrote:
    Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y

    Rikand wrote:
    Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe

    Rikand wrote:
    Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling

    Rikand wrote:
    Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi


    Yeah I'll be Missing You over Bagatelle. If you look up BLAND in the dictionary you see a picture of Bagatelle under the definition. Last one is tough as I actually like both songs but Big Yellow Taxi I dislike the most.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,382 ✭✭✭✭rainbowtrout


    Rikand wrote: »
    Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y Vs The Darkness - Believe in a thing called love
    Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe Vs Puff Daddy - I'll be missing you
    Ronan Keating - Friends in Time Vs Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling
    Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi Vs New Radicals - Get what you give

    Couple of my nominations in there. Ronan Keating's version of Friends in Time is bordering on a war crime.:mad::mad::mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,728 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Who da fcuk put Wonderwall up for nomination!!!

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,728 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Match 12. I vote Counting Crows. Other one isn't that bad.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,728 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Match 11 I vote Ronan Keating cause his music sounds like a typewriter eating tinfoil getting kicked down the stairs.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,421 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Jan Terri - Skyrockets 3 Vs Silent A3 - Watch Me 3

    Dennis Waterman & George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors 3 Vs Cliff Richard - Congratulations 2
    Jenna Rose - My Jeans 4 Vs Ylvis - What does the fox say 2
    DJ Otzi - Hey Baby 4Vs Sydnee McGee - Lit Right Now 3

    Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y 5 Vs The Darkness - Believe in a thing called love 1
    Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe 5 Vs Puff Daddy - I'll be missing you 1
    Ronan Keating - Friends in Time 2 Vs Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling 3
    Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi 5 Vs New Radicals - Get what you give 1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,421 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Matches still outstanding. I know its tough when you're looking at the real rubbish that's left behind, but have a listen to them and I'm sure you'll find it in your hearts and the pits of your stomachs to vomit out a "winner" for worse song

    Rikand wrote: »
    Jan Terri - Skyrockets 3 Vs Silent A3 - Watch Me 3

    Dennis Waterman & George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors 3 Vs Cliff Richard - Congratulations 2
    Jenna Rose - My Jeans 4 Vs Ylvis - What does the fox say 2
    DJ Otzi - Hey Baby 4Vs Sydnee McGee - Lit Right Now 3


    Ronan Keating - Friends in Time 2 Vs Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling 3


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,421 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    My wife says shes about to commandeer the laptop, so here's 4 more songs to get you through the next hour or so.

    First song to reach 5 votes advances

    No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs :D


    Reminder :: You are voting for the worst song in each one of these matches



    Preliminary Round/Match 13

    Pras - Ghetto Superstar

    Vs

    Chumbawumba - Tubthumping











    Preliminary Round/Match 14

    Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away

    Vs

    Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven











    Preliminary Round/Match 15

    Paris Hilton - Stars are blind

    Vs

    Don McLean - American Pie


    What happens when money, boredom and entitlement come together








    Preliminary Round/Match 16

    Coldplay - Yellow

    Vs

    Jan Terri - Rock N Roll Santa



    I liked them later on when they started working with Brian Eno, but when this came out, I just couldn't stand his voice, and the videoclip didn't help either



    I want to introduce cult musician Jan Terri to a wider audience. Her music is only surpassed by her low-budget videos.


    Pras - Ghetto Superstar Vs Chumbawumba - Tubthumping
    Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away Vs Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven
    Paris Hilton - Stars are blind Vs Don McLean - American Pie
    Coldplay - Yellow Vs Jan Terri - Rock N Roll Santa


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Rikand wrote:
    Pras - Ghetto Superstar

    Rikand wrote:
    Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven

    Rikand wrote:
    Don McLean - American Pie

    Rikand wrote:
    Coldplay - Yellow


    Votes above. Tubthumping is a good tune imo. Last two deserve to be burned with fire.

    Stairway to Heaven is a funny one as I don't feel anything towards it. But I'd prefer Kravitz out of that battle so it gets my vote :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,382 ✭✭✭✭rainbowtrout


    Pras - Ghetto Superstar Vs Chumbawumba - Tubthumping
    Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away Vs Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven
    Paris Hilton - Stars are blind Vs Don McLean - American Pie
    Coldplay - Yellow Vs Jan Terri - Rock N Roll Santa


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Pras - Ghetto Superstar ; I don't consider either of these to be bad songs, but definitely prefer Tubthumping, so Ghetto Superstar gets my vote

    Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven ; Wow! How either of these amazing songs got nominated is beyond me, but I love Fly Away so regretfully I'm gonna vote for Stairway To Heaven as its a tad overrated.

    Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind ; absolute garbage

    Jan Terri - Rock N Roll Santa ; I love Yellow, so this would get my vote by default, but I also hate Christmas. Jan Terri as an artist is growing on me after the songs included so far though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,681 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Chumbawumba - Tubthumping :rolleyes: (even just the name, gag)
    Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away
    Paris Hilton - Stars are blind
    Jan Terri - Rock N Roll Santa


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,011 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    Pras - Ghetto Superstar

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    Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away Vs Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven. Non of these should be nominated, no vote

    Paris Hilton - Stars are blind

    Coldplay - Yellow Vs Jan Terri - Rock N Roll Santa. Jan Terri's music is complete scutter but I hate Coldplay to much not to vote for them. Coldplay


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Pras - Ghetto Superstar
    Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away
    Paris Hilton - Stars are blind
    Jan Terri - Rock N Roll Santa

    Some of the nominations so far are quite shocking!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,421 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Final Preliminary Matches before we enter the First Round Proper!

    First song to reach 5 votes advances

    No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs :D


    Reminder :: You are voting for the worst song in each one of these matches



    Preliminary Round/Match 17

    Alison Gold - Chinese Food

    Vs

    Madonna Feat Maluma - Medellin







    I am a big Madonna fan and I think this is her absolute worst




    Preliminary Round/Match 18

    Westlife - You Raise Me Up

    Vs

    Baby Bird - You're Gorgeous


    Louis Walsh has a lot to answer for. This is Westlife so no reasons are needed.


    I hate this guys voice, he sounds exactly like Frank Spencer.





    Preliminary Round/Match 19

    Jan Terri - Get Down Goblin

    Vs

    Elmo and Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over by the Reindeer


    I want to introduce cult musician Jan Terri to a wider audience. Her music is only surpassed by her low-budget videos.








    Preliminary Round/Match 20

    Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines

    Vs

    Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger



    Hate is a strong word but I can easily say I hate this song. From the cheesy lyrics to his appearance, I would vote this as the Worst song of all time






    Alison Gold - Chinese Food Vs Madonna Feat Maluma - Medellin
    Westlife - You Raise Me Up Vs Baby Bird - You're Gorgeous
    Jan Terri - Get Down Goblin Vs Elmo and Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over by the Reindeer
    Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines Vs Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,681 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Madonna Feat Maluma - Medellin
    Baby Bird - You're Gorgeous
    Elmo and Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over by the Reindeer (so much!)
    Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Rikand wrote:
    Madonna Feat Maluma - Medellin

    Rikand wrote:
    Baby Bird - You're Gorgeous

    Rikand wrote:
    Elmo and Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over by the Reindeer

    Rikand wrote:
    Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger


    God Madonna has had some awful awful songs.

    Cher Lloyd is my own nomination and its every bit as repulsive as the name suggests. The other two are just awful, and I actually like that Westlife song but it probably loses here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,382 ✭✭✭✭rainbowtrout


    Rikand wrote: »


    Alison Gold - Chinese Food Vs Madonna Feat Maluma - Medellin
    Westlife - You Raise Me Up Vs Baby Bird - You're Gorgeous
    Jan Terri - Get Down Goblin Vs Elmo and Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over by the Reindeer
    Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines Vs Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger

    I had never heard of Jan Terri until this evening. Now I feel like I know her whole back catalogue.

    Blurred Lines is crap, but Swagger Jagger is worse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,421 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    Chumbawumba - Tubthumping, my nom, its god awfull, getto superstar is a great tune.
    Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven, another of mine, overrated cr@p
    Paris Hilton - Stars are blind, kinda like this tune, but not more than american pie. Did someone nominate the wrong version?
    Jan Terri - Rock N Roll Santa, not familiar with this but that coldplay song is good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Alison Gold - Chinese Food ; what the actual f**k was that...

    Westlife - You Raise Me Up ; I don't mind Westlife in general and there are far worse songs out there than even this, but not a fan of You Raise Me Up, and You're Gorgeous is enjoyable fare

    Elmo and Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over by the Reindeer ; terrible song altogether, and Jan Terri doesn't actually sound that bad (is she the act that got 9 nominations?)

    Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger ; what genius thought, hey that song Oh My Darling Clementine is really sh*te, so lets sample that and make it even more annoying. This is the first time I've listened to it and I already despise it more than a couple of my own nominations. Blurred Lines is rapey as f**k, but if you ignore the lyrics, the tune itself isn't terrible


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