What book have you no intention of ever reading?.

Paddy Samurai · 18-04-2016 1:33pm #1

I'll go for...

100 Flowers to knit and Crochet by Lesley Stanfield.
I cannot foresee any circumstances under which I would read this book.
Eh at the moment...

Rubberlegs · 18-04-2016 3:07pm

I will never read Lord of the Rings or War and Peace. Or anything by Cecelia Ahearn.

18-04-2016 3:29pm

Oh I second Cecilia Aherne.

Ayn Rand can also feck off. Tolstoy and Dickens as well.

kfallon · 18-04-2016 4:44pm

The Bible!

DeVore · 18-04-2016 4:46pm

Ulysses ... I have tried and I just cant. Its a sh*t book that people have gone proper shouty crackers over for some reason and that more than anything makes me really dislike it.

Rubberlegs · 18-04-2016 5:07pm

Neither Ulysses or the Bible for me too. Any book on mindfulness either, the very word enrages me !

Caoimhgh1n · 18-04-2016 5:15pm

Qur'an.

DeVore · 18-04-2016 6:09pm

Mindfulness as a mental health technique is very good and so simple I could explain it in 10 minutes easily! How anyone could genuinely write a book about it I don't know.

Oh yeah, you can add anything to do with Reiki, chakras, aura's, crystals or homeopathy to that list. They all need to get in the bag and never mind the stick I'm holding.

Star Lord · 18-04-2016 6:13pm

But without books on homeopathy, how would we know that water has memory? It can remember healing remedies that have been diluted to trace amounts and that time you used it to wash the vomit out of the bath!

mansize · 18-04-2016 6:14pm

Love in the time of cholera

18-04-2016 6:15pm

mansize wrote: »

Love in the time of cholera

BAN HIM!!!!!!

BURN HIM WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!

gramar · 18-04-2016 9:36pm

I have Brian O'Driscolls bio here since my brother thought it would be a good christmas present. Well, he probably knew it wasn't and just picked up the first thing he saw. He is, Brian O'Driscoll that is, a class A cnut. I will happily give it away to anyone here who wants it. You pay postage or drop by and pick it up.

BlondeMoment · 18-04-2016 11:09pm

'Celeb' autobiographies. Im sure some are good but im talking about the likes of the Geordie Shore cast and similar.

TG1 · 20-04-2016 8:17pm

The procrastination equation. Someone thought it would be a really good present for me, but like, if I had time to read I'd have time to do all the other stuff I've put off doing!

gramar · 20-04-2016 9:07pm

BlondeMoment wrote: »

'Celeb' autobiographies. Im sure some are good but im talking about the likes of the Geordie Shore cast and similar.

I'd be surprised if any of those knuckle draggers were able to write their name let alone a book.

Second Toughest in_the Freshers · 28-04-2016 5:57am

The Little Book of Good Intentions

Wichita Lineman · 04-05-2016 5:43pm

Alan Shatter's one.

boobar · 11-07-2016 8:27am

The Bible....well not all of it.

cowboyBuilder · 07-09-2016 2:06pm

The Girl on The Train

apparently it's overrated horse****e ..

King George VI · 09-09-2016 3:52pm

The little booklet that comes with GTA Vice City. It's mostly irrelevant now.

Eamondomc · 15-09-2016 9:58pm

Any instruction manual!

anewme · 22-09-2016 10:39pm

The Joy of Sex

MeeMoo · 02-01-2017 3:00am

The Bible - not yet ... maybe later when I want to trade my sins

babi-hrse · 02-01-2017 4:04am

The Bible.
How to care for horses
How to unclutter your home.

Queen-Mise · 02-01-2017 4:09am

Anything craft related... I will never make a patchwork quilt.

Anything misery lit, jeez that stuff would depress anyone.

Chick lit, for that matter, vomit inducing stuff.

Glenster · 10-01-2017 7:58pm

Land Resources: Strategic Options for Renewables Investment

Nah, you're never getting read.

16-01-2017 10:41pm

Codebooks- can't figure them out.

And bankbooks- all online these days.

Pocketbooks- just should stay in my pocket, not for reading.

Psalmbooks- for singing, not reading.

Audiobook- don't think i'll ever get to read one of those.

Scrapbook- RUBBISH!

mayobumblebee · 18-01-2017 11:44pm

50 shades of ****gray

18-01-2017 11:49pm

mayobumblebee wrote: »

50 shades of ****gray

A new person!! My FAVRIT! :pac:

Eamondomc · 19-01-2017 8:27am

mayobumblebee wrote: »

50 shades of ****gray

I know the real mayo bumblebee, are you he?

King George VI · 01-02-2017 6:06pm

MAC BOOK

Hector Savage · 16-05-2017 3:53pm

50 shades of grey - I think it's safe to say that will never be open in front of my eyes!!

16-05-2017 5:38pm

Hector Savage wrote: »

50 shades of grey - I think it's safe to say that will never be open in front of my eyes!!

Yes let's all bet on that

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sryanbruen · 17-05-2017 2:36pm

Skellig.... but I was forced to

vegetables · 23-07-2017 1:54pm

Angelas ashes.

i dont want to hear '' various anecdotes and stories of Frank McCourt's childhood''.
Family trials and tales of fortitude, and good old Irish misery.

yeah yeah, its all poverty and misery and pissing rain but you all come together or something. me hole.

Count Down · 13-04-2018 1:49pm

Harry Potter - hundreds of pages each one - watch the films and save time.;)

Count Down · 13-04-2018 1:53pm

Any by Seamus Heaney - pretentious drivel by an over-rated windbag.:rolleyes:

Hector Savage · 30-05-2018 4:24pm

Anything by Louise O Neill or Cecilia Aherne ... oh yeah and Pastor Jesse Duplantis ...

PlaneSpeeking · 20-06-2018 3:56pm

Hector Savage wrote: »

Anything by Louise O Neill or Cecilia Aherne ... oh yeah and Pastor Jesse Duplantis ...

I read Asking for It before I realised she was a moron. Waste of time!

I'll never read Catcher in the Rye because it will either a) disappoint me or b) be excellent and I'll feel guilty as it was loved by Mark David Chapman.

Count Down · 21-06-2018 2:19pm

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

I read Asking for It before I realised she was a moron. Waste of time!

I'll never read Catcher in the Rye because it will either a) disappoint me or b) be excellent and I'll feel guilty as it was loved by Mark David Chapman.

I read it once. Wasn't bad, but it's a bit depressing in places, funny in others.
Wouldn't be bothered reading it again, though.

cyberwolf77 · 24-06-2018 6:20am

Finnegan's Wake

26-06-2018 1:24pm

Lord of the Rings... Even though I'm a massive Sci-fi/fantasy bookworm.

Tried it once when I was in my 20s and didn't get past the first chapter. Not bothering again