What book have you no intention of ever reading?.

Paddy Samurai

I'll go for...


100 Flowers to knit and Crochet by Lesley Stanfield.
I cannot foresee any circumstances under which I would read this book.
Eh at the moment...

Rubberlegs

I will never read Lord of the Rings or War and Peace. Or anything by Cecelia Ahearn.

Oh I second Cecilia Aherne.

Ayn Rand can also feck off. Tolstoy and Dickens as well.

kfallon

The Bible!

DeVore

Ulysses ... I have tried and I just cant. Its a sh*t book that people have gone proper shouty crackers over for some reason and that more than anything makes me really dislike it.

Rubberlegs

Neither Ulysses or the Bible for me too. Any book on mindfulness either, the very word enrages me !

Caoimhgh1n

Qur'an.

DeVore

Mindfulness as a mental health technique is very good and so simple I could explain it in 10 minutes easily! How anyone could genuinely write a book about it I don't know.

Oh yeah, you can add anything to do with Reiki, chakras, aura's, crystals or homeopathy to that list. They all need to get in the bag and never mind the stick I'm holding.

Star Lord

But without books on homeopathy, how would we know that water has memory? It can remember healing remedies that have been diluted to trace amounts and that time you used it to wash the vomit out of the bath!

mansize

Love in the time of cholera

mansize

mansize wrote: »

Love in the time of cholera

BAN HIM!!!!!!

BURN HIM WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!

gramar

I have Brian O'Driscolls bio here since my brother thought it would be a good christmas present. Well, he probably knew it wasn't and just picked up the first thing he saw. He is, Brian O'Driscoll that is, a class A cnut. I will happily give it away to anyone here who wants it. You pay postage or drop by and pick it up.

BlondeMoment

'Celeb' autobiographies. Im sure some are good but im talking about the likes of the Geordie Shore cast and similar.

TG1

The procrastination equation. Someone thought it would be a really good present for me, but like, if I had time to read I'd have time to do all the other stuff I've put off doing!

gramar

BlondeMoment wrote: »

'Celeb' autobiographies. Im sure some are good but im talking about the likes of the Geordie Shore cast and similar.

I'd be surprised if any of those knuckle draggers were able to write their name let alone a book.

Second Toughest in_the Freshers

The Little Book of Good Intentions

Wichita Lineman

Alan Shatter's one.

boobar

The Bible....well not all of it.

cowboyBuilder

The Girl on The Train

apparently it's overrated horse****e ..

King George VI

The little booklet that comes with GTA Vice City. It's mostly irrelevant now.

Eamondomc

Any instruction manual!

anewme

The Joy of Sex

MeeMoo

The Bible - not yet ... maybe later when I want to trade my sins

babi-hrse

The Bible.
How to care for horses
How to unclutter your home.

Queen-Mise

Anything craft related... I will never make a patchwork quilt.

Anything misery lit, jeez that stuff would depress anyone.

Chick lit, for that matter, vomit inducing stuff.

Glenster

Land Resources: Strategic Options for Renewables Investment

Nah, you're never getting read.

Codebooks- can't figure them out.

And bankbooks- all online these days.

Pocketbooks- just should stay in my pocket, not for reading.

Psalmbooks- for singing, not reading.

Audiobook- don't think i'll ever get to read one of those.

Scrapbook- RUBBISH!

mayobumblebee

50 shades of ****gray

mayobumblebee

mayobumblebee wrote: »

50 shades of ****gray

A new person!! My FAVRIT! :pac:

Eamondomc

mayobumblebee wrote: »

50 shades of ****gray

I know the real mayo bumblebee, are you he?

King George VI

MAC BOOK