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  • #52
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Mime?

    No meme with a circumflex on the first "e"


  • #53
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Four-Percent wrote: »
    Bono Vox will ye ever stop makin' these bejaysusin' sh*te threads. They're wreckin me buzz big time :mad:

    Yeah! I thought shít threads were my thing.


    Now if you don't mind, I'm off to pour Whiskey on this Spider


  • #54
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Adamcp898 wrote: »
    No meme with a circumflex on the first "e"


    Serious, so it sounds like maim? Ah fuk that, I always heard it as meeeeeem in me head, in a high-pitched tone.

    Meeeeeem.


  • #55
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    phasers wrote: »
    Nobody thank this post, Turd's ego is big enough


    Edit: Meme is pronounced "meem"

    Damn you for foiling my plan

    *shakes penis fist*


  • #56
    Bonavox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Wow, I really didn't expect this thread to get into the fourth page without a lock!

    Mission accomplished ;)


  • #57
    Lana80
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭Lana80


    A friend of mine who shall remain nameless went for her driving test a few years ago.
    At the start of the test she went out with the tester to her car and was asked to show the car lights to him. Uncertain she proceeded to point out the lights to him.This is the right front light,left front light etc.
    She was mortified when she realised that she was supposed to get into the car and turn them on.
    Needless to say she didnt pass her test.
    :D


  • #58
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,914 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Marco...


  • #59
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Lana80 wrote: »
    A friend of mine who shall remain nameless went for her driving test a few years ago.
    At the start of the test she went out with the tester to her car and was asked to show the car lights to him. Uncertain she proceeded to point out the lights to him.This is the right front light,left front light etc.
    She was mortified when she realised that she was supposed to get into the car and turn them on.
    Needless to say she didnt pass her test.
    :D

    I'm sorry, what are you doing? This is no place for funny stories :mad:


  • #60
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Polo?


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  • #61
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Mint?


  • #62
    Bonavox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I'm sorry, what are you doing? This is no place for funny stories :mad:

    And this is no place for a porn posting nobody.

    Not naming out anyone in particular . . .


  • #63
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    Chocolate?


  • #64
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    And this is no place for a porn posting nobody.

    Not naming out anyone in particular . . .


    Oh no he dih-n't! :eek:


  • #65
    Bonavox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Fifth page, result!

    Anyone see the first Harry Potter movie to RTE last month? That troll scene was amazing ;):D


  • #66
    CR 7
    Registered Users Posts: 3,707 ✭✭✭CR 7


    phasers wrote: »
    Edit: Meme is pronounced "meem"

    T'ain't.

    Type Meme.


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  • #67
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Adamcp898 wrote: »
    Chocolate?


    Finger??


  • #68
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    Fifth page, result!

    Anyone see the first Harry Potter movie to RTE last month? That troll scene was amazing ;):D

    What the fúck are you on about trolls for?
    I thought she was a leprachaun?


  • #69
    Bonavox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    brummytom wrote: »
    Oh no he dih-n't! :eek:

    LoL :D:pac:


  • #70
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    the_pm_of_17 wrote: »
    T'ain't.

    Type Meme.
    I don't care what Heather thinks, it's pronouced meem.

    I got this from 4chan, therefore it's correct


    And Bono, who do you think you are talking to Turd like that?
    Apologise.


  • #71
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    And this is no place for a porn posting nobody.

    Not naming out anyone in particular . . .

    You've just made a very powerfull enemy.....


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  • #72
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    Fifth page, result!

    Anyone see the first Harry Potter movie to RTE last month? That troll scene was amazing ;):D


    Do you really think YOU have anything to do with this thread being on it's 5th page? It says more for the horrible plague of boredom afflicting us posters I'm afraid.

    Slow Friday. Slow, slow Friday.


  • #73
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    the_pm_of_17 wrote: »
    T'ain't.

    Type Meme.

    It's fun to make Heather say naughty things


  • #74
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    T'is.. it's like phone sex but free


  • #75
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    You've just made a very powerfull enemy.....


    Bwah ha haaaa

    er, I mean

    You show him FuTurd


  • #76
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Also if you're a real boards user this thread is only 2 pages long


  • #77
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    phasers wrote: »
    Also if you're a real boards user this thread is only 2 pages long

    Ignore?


  • #78
    Bonavox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    brummytom wrote: »
    What the fúck are you on about trolls for?
    I thought she was a leprachaun?

    The thread strayed off topic - just thought we'd have a chat about a recent movie :p


  • #79
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    phasers wrote: »
    I don't care what Heather thinks, it's pronouced meem.

    I got this from 4chan, therefore it's correct


    And Bono, who do you think you are talking to Turd like that?
    Apologise.

    I saw those pics you posted on there of yourself....very nice :D


  • #80
    Bonavox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    You've just made a very powerfull enemy.....

    The last time I saw you you were grovelling in the Prison Forum.

    Reallll Powerful (Note the sarcasm)


  • #81
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    The last time I saw you you were grovelling in the Prison Forum.

    Reallll Powerful (Note the sarcasm)

    But people like Turd....


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  • #82
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Finger??
    brummytom wrote:
    Ignore?

    That makes no sense brum, you lose!


  • #83
    J.Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 142 ✭✭J.Ball


    brummytom wrote: »
    Ignore?


    yes


  • #84
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    J.Ball wrote: »
    yes

    Ah ok, just checking.

    I've never put anyone on ignore :eek:


  • #85
    Bonavox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    brummytom wrote: »
    But people like Turd....

    What about people like Turd?


  • #86
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    brummytom wrote: »
    Ah ok, just checking.

    I've never put anyone on ignore :eek:

    Nope.. not ignore..
    In user settings you can change the number of posts per page...


  • #87
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Nope.. not ignore..
    In user settings you can change the number of posts per page...

    Ah right, didn't know that.. cheers


  • #88
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    What about people like Turd?

    We will destroy you


  • #89
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Nope.. not ignore..
    In user settings you can change the number of posts per page...


    [hyperbole]You sir, have just changed my entire outlook on life itself.[/hyperbole]


  • #90
    deep1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭deep1


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Finger??
    Fish?


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  • #91
    J.Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 142 ✭✭J.Ball


    deep1 wrote: »
    Fish?

    Pie?


  • #92
    Bonavox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    I don't know about you guys but I enjoyed this thread even though it completely strayed off topic!

    Seriously, I really enjoyed that/this! Anyone agree?


  • #93
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    You sir, have just changed my entire outlook on life itself.

    Huh...
    Normally it's not my advice that does that...


    It's the Rape.


  • #94
    Bonavox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    We will destroy you

    Ouch, I'm terrified - once again, note the sarcasm :pac:


  • #95
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    J.Ball wrote: »
    Pie?

    Arnie?
    Bono Vox wrote: »
    I don't know about you guys but I enjoyed this thread even though it completely strayed off topic!

    Seriously, I really enjoyed that/this! Anyone agree?

    No


  • #96
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Finger??
    deep1 wrote: »
    Fish?


    Finger Fish? FINGER FISH??? What the fudge is a finger fish???

    Crivens!!!


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  • #97
    J.Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 142 ✭✭J.Ball


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Huh...
    Normally it's not my advice that does that...


    It's the Rape.


    Don't think of it as rape. think of it as suprise sex :eek:


  • #98
    Bonavox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    brummytom wrote: »
    Arnie?



    No

    Well you wouldn't, you're from *you know where*


  • #99
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    Ouch, I'm terrified - once again, note the sarcasm :pac:

    Its noted


  • #100
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    J.Ball wrote: »
    Don't think of it as rape. think of it as suprise sex :eek:

    My Defence attorney has advised me to use the words

    "Love at first sight"


  • #101
    Bonavox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Its noted

    Thanks


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