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Bonavox

Post your funny stories! Okay, mine:

My auntie, who is a bit dim (but a lovely woman nonetheless) rang a job opening the week before Paddys day. They told her to come for an interview on Paddys Day, and dress for the occasion (ie the interview.)

She ended up going down in a laprechaun suit, a bright green tophat and an Ireland flag wrapped around her!

Needless to say she didn't get the job

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Bonavox

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'm sorry, what are you doing? This is no place for funny stories :mad:

And this is no place for a porn posting nobody.

Not naming out anyone in particular . . .

Adamcp898

Chocolate?

brummytom

Bono Vox wrote: »

And this is no place for a porn posting nobody.

Not naming out anyone in particular . . .

Oh no he dih-n't! :eek:

Bonavox

Fifth page, result!

Anyone see the first Harry Potter movie to RTE last month? That troll scene was amazing

CR 7

phasers wrote: »

Edit: Meme is pronounced "meem"

T'ain't.

Type Meme.

Smart Bug

Adamcp898 wrote: »

Chocolate?

Finger??

brummytom

Bono Vox wrote: »

Fifth page, result!

Anyone see the first Harry Potter movie to RTE last month? That troll scene was amazing :D

What the fúck are you on about trolls for?
I thought she was a leprachaun?

Bonavox

brummytom wrote: »

Oh no he dih-n't! :eek:

LoL

:pac:

phasers

the_pm_of_17 wrote: »

T'ain't.

Type Meme.

I don't care what Heather thinks, it's pronouced meem.

I got this from 4chan, therefore it's correct

And Bono, who do you think you are talking to Turd like that?
Apologise.

Turd Ferguson

Bono Vox wrote: »

And this is no place for a porn posting nobody.

Not naming out anyone in particular . . .

You've just made a very powerfull enemy.....

Smart Bug

Bono Vox wrote: »

Fifth page, result!

Anyone see the first Harry Potter movie to RTE last month? That troll scene was amazing :D

Do you really think YOU have anything to do with this thread being on it's 5th page? It says more for the horrible plague of boredom afflicting us posters I'm afraid.

Slow Friday. Slow, slow Friday.

Adamcp898

the_pm_of_17 wrote: »

T'ain't.

Type Meme.

It's fun to make Heather say naughty things

brummytom

T'is.. it's like phone sex but free

Smart Bug

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

You've just made a very powerfull enemy.....

Bwah ha haaaa

er, I mean

You show him FuTurd

phasers

Also if you're a real boards user this thread is only 2 pages long

brummytom

phasers wrote: »

Also if you're a real boards user this thread is only 2 pages long

Ignore?

Bonavox

brummytom wrote: »

What the fúck are you on about trolls for?
I thought she was a leprachaun?

The thread strayed off topic - just thought we'd have a chat about a recent movie

Turd Ferguson

phasers wrote: »

I don't care what Heather thinks, it's pronouced meem.

I got this from 4chan, therefore it's correct

And Bono, who do you think you are talking to Turd like that?
Apologise.

I saw those pics you posted on there of yourself....very nice

Bonavox

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

You've just made a very powerfull enemy.....

The last time I saw you you were grovelling in the Prison Forum.

Reallll Powerful (Note the sarcasm)

brummytom

Bono Vox wrote: »

The last time I saw you you were grovelling in the Prison Forum.

Reallll Powerful (Note the sarcasm)

But people like Turd....

Adamcp898

Smart Bug wrote: »

Finger??

brummytom wrote:

Ignore?

That makes no sense brum, you lose!

J.Ball

brummytom wrote: »

Ignore?

yes

brummytom

J.Ball wrote: »

yes

Ah ok, just checking.

I've never put anyone on ignore :eek:

Bonavox

brummytom wrote: »

But people like Turd....

What about people like Turd?

Wazdakka

brummytom wrote: »

Ah ok, just checking.

I've never put anyone on ignore :eek:

Nope.. not ignore..
In user settings you can change the number of posts per page...

brummytom

Wazdakka wrote: »

Nope.. not ignore..
In user settings you can change the number of posts per page...

Ah right, didn't know that.. cheers

Turd Ferguson

Bono Vox wrote: »

What about people like Turd?

We will destroy you

Smart Bug

Wazdakka wrote: »

Nope.. not ignore..
In user settings you can change the number of posts per page...

[hyperbole]You sir, have just changed my entire outlook on life itself.[/hyperbole]

deep1

Smart Bug wrote: »

Finger??

Fish?

J.Ball

deep1 wrote: »

Fish?

Pie?