Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

Foweva Awone · 28-04-2020 7:16am

Bet ye ur sick now ye's finished! baby not even out yet and your with another fella probably be finished with him and with new one by the time its born and god knows how many u'll have in the childs growing up,!! flea bag ....

js35 · 29-04-2020 12:20pm

Ye dirt smell whore i hope ya have slow bad death with ya big gowl mouth on ya sick tramp wrap of machete top head ðŸ˜‚ðŸ’¯

drake70 · 29-04-2020 1:28pm

js35 wrote: »

Ye dirt smell whore i hope ya have slow bad death with ya big gowl mouth on ya sick tramp wrap of machete top head &#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56495;

So eloquently put :rolleyes:

Foweva Awone · 01-05-2020 10:43am

Why can men NEVER find the g-spot?? Like they be going at your gucci like they trying to scratch a winner on a scratch card ... then they have the AUDACITY to say ya enjoy that? Did i hit that G spot? Sorry to break ya heart but id have more hope.of finding maddy mccann than you ever finding the g-Spot

AndrewJRenko · 02-05-2020 9:57am

Freudian slip perhaps;

drake70 · 02-05-2020 11:20am

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

Freudian slip perhaps;

Had to search for the phrase in the image to find out what that's about.

El Gato De Negocios · 10-05-2020 8:00am

I need to get this off my chest even though I doubt anyone reads my statuses. Sometimes when I’m bored, I get wrapped up in my tutu, put a giant horn on my head, lather sparkles all over myself, and prance around the kitchen pretending to be a magical unicorn ðŸ¦„ðŸ¦„

/twitch

sligojoek · 10-05-2020 11:00am

Statutory Ape wrote: »

I need to get this off my chest even though I doubt anyone reads my statuses. Sometimes when I’m bored, I get wrapped up in my tutu, put a giant horn on my head, lather sparkles all over myself, and prance around the kitchen pretending to be a magical unicorn ðŸ¦„ðŸ¦„

/twitch

Looks like one of those "Awareness" type challenges.

optogirl · 10-05-2020 4:07pm

The bleedin 'Plandemic' video. Jebus give me patience.

js35 · 10-05-2020 7:27pm

you know who this this is only the start of it you started burning you are going to be left with nothing when we are finished we are going to burn and break everything you have you and your family and brothers # Corner boys yee or getting cut up in bits when you’re got

kildare lad · 13-05-2020 9:25am

I'm not the most beautiful woman in the world, but I'm me... ðŸ˜Š I eat food... usually more a lot more than I should.... ðŸ˜‚ ðŸ½ I have a history... I've been through **** I never could of imagined ðŸ’” Some people love me ðŸ˜ some like me and some even hate me...no fuks given ðŸ˜‚... I have done good.... ðŸ˜ I have done bad... ðŸ˜¬ I go without makeup sometimes ðŸ˜‚ I'm totally random, scatty, silly and a bit of a crazy arse... ðŸ˜œ I have highs and I have lows.... but I still stay positive and stay on top ðŸ’ª I don't pretend to be someone I'm not...I am who I am ðŸ˜ ✌️ ðŸ˜Ž ♥ you can love me or hate me.... I still won't change!! ðŸ˜‚ But if I love you... Hell yeah, I do it with all my heart!! ðŸ’ž I make no apologies for the way I am... So ladies, put this on your status and share a picture of yourself if you're proud of who you are....☺ðŸ˜✌️ ðŸ˜Ž ðŸ˜œ ðŸ˜ ♥ ✌️ ðŸ˜œ

Pherekydes · 13-05-2020 11:32am

sligojoek wrote: »

Looks like one of those "Awareness" type challenges.

Hah, that appeared on a friend's FB page. Seems his daughter is regularly posting this type of crap from his acct, which he seems to leave unguarded.

Lady Haywire · 13-05-2020 12:26pm

kildare lad wrote: »

I eat food...

Ah. That's where I've been going wrong!! I've been eating trees.

drake70 · 13-05-2020 9:17pm

Lady Haywire wrote: »

Ah. That's where I've been going wrong!! I've been eating trees.

That's grand as long as you're "proud of who you are"

SusieBlue · 14-05-2020 12:14am

I made one wish last year right before Xmas it took more time than others to come true but I made a wish to Punish everyone and bam in rolls 2020 and bam the whole world is suffering with coronavirus over my wish that's payback that's karma I don't need to even go on here giving out to people bringing their names into it I only have to wish for something and it will come true eventually mostly all my wishes do come true luck is always on my side when it comes to wishes

Blaze420 · 14-05-2020 3:16pm

SusieBlue wrote: »

I made one wish last year right before Xmas it took more time than others to come true but I made a wish to Punish everyone and bam in rolls 2020 and bam the whole world is suffering with coronavirus over my wish that's payback that's karma I don't need to even go on here giving out to people bringing their names into it I only have to wish for something and it will come true eventually mostly all my wishes do come true luck is always on my side when it comes to wishes

If karma existed, this person would be on their death bed. Maybe something for them to think about while they are learning junior infants grammar and spelling again

De Bhál · 18-05-2020 2:44pm

I tried to read this and gave up twice. I found it hard to get past the first line.
Few comments like "that's scary" "is this true?"

Princess Calla · 18-05-2020 2:48pm

De Bhál wrote: »

I tried to read this and gave up twice. I found it hard to get past the first line.
Few comments like "that's scary" "is this true?"

It works though.

chooseusername · 18-05-2020 3:43pm

It works though.

Every time!

coolhull · 18-05-2020 4:38pm

chooseusername wrote: »

It works though.

Every time!

Of course it works... Your age added to your year of birth, will always, always add up to whatever year it is now.
Or put it another way - this year, minus your age, equals your year of birth.
If it didn't, then that would indeed be rare.
That's the thing about age!

seagull · 18-05-2020 5:47pm

I'd say anyone over 8 who finds this amazing has an age higher than their IQ.

Ted_YNWA · 18-05-2020 7:46pm

seagull wrote: »

I'd say anyone over 8 who finds this amazing has an age higher than their IQ.

Did you know that if you add up all the individual numbers in your date of birth you get your IQ.

corner of hells · 18-05-2020 8:05pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Did you know that if you add up all the individual numbers in your date of birth you get your IQ.

No way , I've an IQ of 10789.

coolhull · 19-05-2020 12:44pm

Did you know that if you add the number of daughters to the number of sons you have, you always get the size of your family.
Even the experts can't explain it!
(little bit of sarcasm)

Pherekydes · 19-05-2020 1:10pm

coolhull wrote: »

Did you know that if you add the number of daughters to the number of sons you have, you always get the size of your family.
Even the experts can't explain it!
(little bit of sarcasm)

And it only happens every once in a thousand years! But it happens for everyone, at the same time. It's amazing. No one saw it coming. Not even Donald Trump!

chooseusername · 19-05-2020 1:49pm

coolhull wrote: »

Of course it works... Your age added to your year of birth, will always, always add up to whatever year it is now.
Or put it another way - this year, minus your age, equals your year of birth.
If it didn't, then that would indeed be rare.
That's the thing about age!

It's so rare, it applies to only about 40% of the world's population

Steve_hooo · 19-05-2020 7:17pm

Under a FB add for Lidl publicising hand sanitiser availability... make sense the second reply down

Dank Janniels · 22-05-2020 5:24am

afew women I know are posting sum big long spiel bout chopping up onions will help catch and adsorb the virus

knucklehead6 · 22-05-2020 7:37am

Dank Janniels wrote: »

afew women I know are posting sum big long spiel bout chopping up onions will help catch and adsorb the virus

please tell us that's a quote from FB and not your own swing at it....

SusieBlue · 23-05-2020 5:58am

If and when I end up with someone I'll be the cool mom ok no tough punishment I'll stay up every night from dusk till dawn with no sleep that's what energy drinks are for, by the child turns 1 I'll have the child on gaming consoles for awhile every day or night before bed time I'll have my child taught how to game and before the child turns 5 it will know all about technology.
I knew how to work a computer and all by the time I was 5 only shame is I didn't learn how to cook I was all about gaming gaming gaming and gaming and TV and movies and music

coolhull · 23-05-2020 10:51am

SusieBlue wrote: »

If and when I end up with someone I'll be the cool mom ok no tough punishment I'll stay up every night from dusk till dawn with no sleep that's what energy drinks are for, by the child turns 1 I'll have the child on gaming consoles for awhile every day or night before bed time I'll have my child taught how to game and before the child turns 5 it will know all about technology.
I knew how to work a computer and all by the time I was 5 only shame is I didn't learn how to cook I was all about gaming gaming gaming and gaming and TV and movies and music

Wow! That's gonna be a well - rounded child.
A computer technologist by the age of five! When my children were 5 they were still struggling a bit with the finer points of Dora the Explorer...

dreamers75 · 28-05-2020 10:37pm

coolhull wrote: »

Wow! That's gonna be a well - rounded child.
A computer technologist by the age of five! When my children were 5 they were still struggling a bit with the finer points of Dora the Explorer...

FYI Swipers a pikey.

normanoffside · 29-05-2020 9:23pm

People dead with the hunger tryna Rob me childrens owl quad oh I have a good idea who it was tho yas got away wit robing me childrens bikes they got for Christmas but u wer cought dis time tho on phone watch
Straight 2 ronanstown police station in the morning yas scumbags Irish Scumbags its dirty owl thing 2 do that 2 a child to there owl present never will yas have a day's luck on that's that I may be put on top of me dead mother 🙏 next person starts at me there gonna be very sorry sick of taken people **** now!!! Yas r starving wit the hunger wudbt even buy a push bike for your owl children ghh anyhow pittys ur children hire purchase everything they getting there getting from loans of credit union every min and people think there millioners 😂😂😂 bad way 2 be lads!! Next person I catch in me yard I'm taken your head off your body u have been warned!!!

retalivity · 29-05-2020 10:49pm

"owl" "owl" "owl"

What a hoot

kildare lad · 31-05-2020 12:47pm

Does any1 hav a lend of a lawnmore 4 n hr

Foweva Awone · 02-06-2020 8:26am

Do people perfer aldil or lidil for food shopping

yerwanthere123 · 02-06-2020 2:30pm

Not Facebook but Instagram, lots of people uploading black squares for the 'Black Lives Matter' movement. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe there's nothing wrong with showing solidarity, but I think it's cringe-worthy. This is an American issue, not an Irish one. It's America's problem to solve, not ours. I'm not sure what people in Cork and Kerry uploading black squares will achieve for persecuted people in America.

pgj2015 · 02-06-2020 5:47pm

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Not Facebook but Instagram, lots of people uploading black squares for the 'Black Lives Matter' movement. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe there's nothing wrong with showing solidarity, but I think it's cringe-worthy. This is an American issue, not an Irish one. It's America's problem to solve, not ours. I'm not sure what people in Cork and Kerry uploading black squares will achieve for persecuted people in America.

Reminds me of that ejit Irish "influencer" who was crying on twitter when trump got elected.

Blaze420 · 02-06-2020 6:50pm

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Not Facebook but Instagram, lots of people uploading black squares for the 'Black Lives Matter' movement. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe there's nothing wrong with showing solidarity, but I think it's cringe-worthy. This is an American issue, not an Irish one. It's America's problem to solve, not ours. I'm not sure what people in Cork and Kerry uploading black squares will achieve for persecuted people in America.

Climate change was the last bandwagon, now that’s died down a bit these pathetic losers needs to be seen on another one. I’m personally removing anyone who puts black squares on their profile or registers as going to a B March here - ****ing imbeciles, don’t want to know them and don’t need them.

snoopboggybog · 02-06-2020 7:07pm

Next Car, new BMW 5 series or Audi A6. Can anyone help me decide. Not sure what to go for!!

corner of hells · 03-06-2020 10:13am

"Me little Mences ha x" .

I t took me awhile get it.

coolhull · 03-06-2020 10:24am

snoopboggybog wrote: »

Next Car, new BMW 5 series or Audi lli. Can anyone help me decide. Not sure what to go for!!

I'm exactly the same. Mercedes, BMW, or Audi..Tough decision.....
And then I thought to myself "Naw, I think I'll just stick with me trusty walking frame"

El Weirdo · 03-06-2020 4:03pm

This simpleton ran in the last general election.

Obviously found the audiobook a bit of a slog after 60 seconds so decided to go for the 7 minute cartoon summary on YouTube instead.

Foweva Awone · 04-06-2020 8:17pm

"Hello girls

I just wanted some opinions on what to do. I am wanting another baby but i had my placenta taken out when my daughter was born, does this mean I can't have any more children or do I need a placenta transplant?"

Hotblack Desiato · 05-06-2020 12:59am

El Weirdo wrote: »

This simpleton ran in the last general election.

In that case why hide the name? If this gobshyte stands again the public have a right to know the crap they're spouting. They are in effect a public figure.

sligojoek · 05-06-2020 1:05am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"Hello girls

I just wanted some opinions on what to do. I am wanting another baby but i had my placenta taken out when my daughter was born, does this mean I can't have any more children or do I need a placenta transplant?"

@Foweva Awone

When I saw you as "last poster" I knew it would be a good 'un.

Keep em coming.

Pherekydes · 05-06-2020 1:18am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"Hello girls

I just wanted some opinions on what to do. I am wanting another baby but i had my placenta taken out when my daughter was born, does this mean I can't have any more children or do I need a placenta transplant?"

I want to know the answers!

Hotblack Desiato · 05-06-2020 1:19am

Tell her I can sell her a course of pills that will help her grow a new one for only €1000

Ted_YNWA · 05-06-2020 6:56am

I have developed an elixir that I've called H2O. Just one drop in a glass of water every day will make her placenta grow back. It is important to only have one drop as it is odourless and tasteless.

Brussels Sprout · 05-06-2020 7:07am

Blaze420 wrote: »

Climate change was the last bandwagon

:rolleyes:

Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

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