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Whats the oldest virgin you know?

  • 22-05-2015 10:45pm
    #1
    MLH1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭


    Whats the oldest virgin you know?


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  • #2
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    Bags of sand


  • #3
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    MLH1 wrote: »
    Whats the oldest virgin you know?

    Probably a human person.


  • #4
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    69


  • #5
    Westernyelp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    Some Olive oil that's been in the cupboard for ages


  • #6
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,588 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Mary, of Mary and Joseph fame.


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  • #7
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,796 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    99.


    Thought I might surprise her for her 100th though.


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Sister Mary in the local convent.


  • #9
    SimonTemplar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭SimonTemplar


    Virgin Megastores - 44 years old


  • #10
    Drexel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,500 ✭✭✭Drexel


    Getting worried ??


  • #11
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    A virgin.


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  • #12
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    My aunt is a nun, she's 70 and probably a virgin. It's not something I could openly ask her.


  • #13
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    antodeco wrote: »
    Mary, of Mary and Joseph fame.
    Apparently not. The story goes she was a virgin before the old angel getting previous with her, but she went on to have more sons so...

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #14
    FluffyAngel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 518 ✭✭✭FluffyAngel


    my right hand is 45 ..
    he never could master the swing of it...


  • #15
    dmc17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭dmc17


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=93314962

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=92370298

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=90476438

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76044354

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75199964

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=71922743

    Do you ever stop asking questions?


  • #16
    silverfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭silverfeather


    I hold no stigma attached to this. It means nothing.

    Late forties only seen naked women on the internet. Nice guy fitish (for pushing 50) social enough but not pushed, . Lives for academia. Really it's his choice he chose not to pursue relationships or sexual encounters with women.

    There is another guy older I am not 100% certain he is a virgin but he is in his 60's.

    As I said it means nothing. These men could find relationships etc. They just don't seem to want to make the effort. Not all do.


  • #17
    blackbird 49
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 411 ✭✭blackbird 49


    Westernyelp wrote: »
    Some Olive oil that's been in the cupboard for ages

    Like this so funny


  • #18
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    My gran.


  • #19
    Joe prim
    Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Joe prim


    Yer man Branson, he must be ninety by now, always known as Virgin Supremo Richard Branson, must be embarrassing, everyone knowing.


  • #20
    Steppenwolfe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 416 ✭✭Steppenwolfe


    dmc17 wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=93314962

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=92370298

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=90476438

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76044354

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75199964

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=71922743

    Do you ever stop asking questions?

    Sex and money seems to be the preoccupation.


  • #21
    Mcbumhole
    Registered Users Posts: 79 ✭✭Mcbumhole


    This guy I know who goes by the handle MLH1.

    Asks loads of sex related questions in the hope that he will someday feel the touch of a womans breasts.


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  • #22
    whatismyname
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭whatismyname


    MLH1 wrote: »
    Whats the oldest virgin you know?

    83


  • #23
    Bassfish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Bassfish


    My 42 year old cousin, fella who's madly religious and has mental health problems. Posted on my Facebook page today out of nowhere even though I haven't spoken to him in seven or eight years. Said 'I suppose you'll be voting yes for the gays because you're a lefty liberal who likes devil music. Guess your ass will sore in the morning!'
    Funny how no woman will touch him with a barge pole! Best he doesn't procreate really.


  • #24
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    My folks.

    (The thoughts of it )
    /shudders


  • #25
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Me :(


  • #26
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    All virgins should be sent off and cou


  • #27
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    All virgins should be sent off and coupled up to ride.


  • #28
    Robbo
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,571 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Ronan Mullen.


  • #29
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    I was


  • #30
    MightyMandarin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭MightyMandarin


    Bassfish wrote: »
    My 42 year old cousin, fella who's madly religious and has mental health problems. Posted on my Facebook page today out of nowhere even though I haven't spoken to him in seven or eight years. Said 'I suppose you'll be voting yes for the gays because you're a lefty liberal who likes devil music.Guess your ass will sore in the morning!'
    Funny how no woman will touch him with a barge pole! Best he doesn't procreate really.

    I'm sorry but I loled hard at that line :pac:

    Your cousin sounds like great craic.


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  • #31
    Bassfish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Bassfish


    MightyMandarin wrote: »
    I'm sorry but I loled hard at that line :pac:

    Your cousin sounds like great craic.

    He'd be great craic if he was half joking or just stirring a bit of banter but the fella really isn't well. He's since been referring to Ireland as sodom and Gomorrah. I reckon he's a flamboyant gay man trapped in a religious zealot's body. Either way he'll most likely be a virgin forever and for the sake of humanity , that's a good thing!


  • #32
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    There's a frigid turtle in the Galapagos Islands that's been evading the rest of them whores for 200 years.


  • #33
    Nucular Arms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭Nucular Arms


    I lost mine when I was 21 and never thought a bit about it.

    I mean you see scobes on the street with girlfriends etc.

    Having a partner doesn't make you any better than anyone else.


  • #34
    Cold War Kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    I don't know of any people older than the average age of becoming sexually active (which I'm not sure of, but I'd say it's late teens - I know a lot of people start having sex a lot younger but the *average* would be more like late teens I'd reckon) who are definitely virgins. How would you know unless they tell you, and I doubt many people would.

    I can think of people all right in their 30s who might be virgins as I've never known of them being with a man/woman, even dating, but it's not a given, obviously.

    I've no doubt there are virgins aged up to their 90s. Most people have had sex, but there is a minority that has never and will never. It's not a given for everyone - and there is even voluntary abstinence.

    And at the same time, plenty of priests have had consensual sex too I've no doubt.


  • #35
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,400 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    99.


    Thought I might surprise her for her 100th though.

    Should have done it nine years ago. The crack would have been ninety


  • #36
    wakka12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Adult virginity is a lot more common than you'd think. http://news.softpedia.com/news/4-of-the-Adult-Americans-Die-Virgin-58093.shtml

    4% of american adults die virgins, and theyre surely not all priests and nuns. So thats about 12 million people in the US alone who were probably 75+ when they died and were still virgins.


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  • #37
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    MLH1 wrote: »
    Whats the oldest virgin you know?

    Sure you don't prefer to know what my mortgage is or what I earn or is that for next rotation?


  • #38
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Dalai Lama.


  • #39
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    wakka12 wrote: »
    Adult virginity is a lot more common than you'd think. http://news.softpedia.com/news/4-of-the-Adult-Americans-Die-Virgin-58093.shtml

    4% of american adults die virgins, and theyre surely not all priests and nuns. So thats about 12 million people in the US alone who were probably 75+ when they died and were still virgins.

    Some people are asexual to. They have no interest in it.


  • #40
    FatherTed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭FatherTed


    Fr Murphy the local PP. I presume you excluding messing with young boys?


  • #41
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    MLH1 wrote: »
    Whats the oldest virgin you know?

    My Mam


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  • #42
    Bobby Baccala
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,342 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    This thread strikes me as the OP trying to figure out is him being a virgin at 45 a weird thing, without actually asking the question haha


  • #43
    Irelandcool
    Registered Users Posts: 266 ✭✭Irelandcool


    oldest virgin I know of is myself :P


  • #44
    mocha please!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 179 ✭✭mocha please!


    I have quite a few uncles in their 60s who have always lived in their family home in the countryside, and to the best of my knowledge none of them has ever had any romantic relationships. And I guess at this stage they're unlikely to meet anyone.

    I think it's a bit sad really (I don't mean sad as in pathetic, they're lovely people!) I know marriage isn't for everyone, but imagine going through life and NEVER experiencing sex.


  • #45
    wakka12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    mocha please! wrote: »
    I have quite a few uncles in their 60s who have always lived in their family home in the countryside, and to the best of my knowledge none of them has ever had any romantic relationships. And I guess at this stage they're unlikely to meet anyone.

    I think it's a bit sad really (I don't mean sad as in pathetic, they're lovely people!) I know marriage isn't for everyone, but imagine going through life and NEVER experiencing sex.

    Some people have no yearning for sex, I have a very low sex drive. Im not asexual but Im very very rarely horny and dying to have sex, so I think I could live the rest of my life without having sex if I had to and it wouldn't bother me at all tbh


  • #46
    Faith+1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Been nearly a year since I last got laid.......think I'm a virgin again myself!


  • #47
    UCDVet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    It seems the standard for virgin keeps getting lower and lower.

    1% of new mother's in the United States say they're still virgins!
    (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2525727/Nearly-1-women-believe-virgin-birth.html)


  • #48
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    Dominican Sister Mary Dympna Carew, of Dundrum, County Tipperary...107 years young ;):p


  • #49
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    I know a guy who is 38, who has no idea how to talk to women. Has no understanding of boundaries, and will scream random **** in girls face who are clearly with someone.
    Guy is his own worst enemy in this case.


  • #50
    AndonHandon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    silverfeather wrote: »
    I hold no stigma attached to this. It means nothing.

    Late forties only seen naked women on the internet. Nice guy fitish (for pushing 50) social enough but not pushed, . Lives for academia. Really it's his choice he chose not to pursue relationships or sexual encounters with women.

    There is another guy older I am not 100% certain he is a virgin but he is in his 60's.

    As I said it means nothing. These men could find relationships etc. They just don't seem to want to make the effort. Not all do.

    Fags.

    A modern day, adult virgin is odd to say the least. I'd be wary of such a person and would do my utmost to not ever stand next to them.


  • #51
    anto9
    Registered Users Posts: 883 ✭✭✭anto9


    I am still a virgin at 62 .(not even had an anal probe ) .Whats it like ?Is it as good as they say ?


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