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Whats the oldest virgin you know?

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DoYouEvenLift

Bags of sand

c_man

MLH1 wrote: »

Whats the oldest virgin you know?

Probably a human person.

EoghanIRL

Westernyelp

Some Olive oil that's been in the cupboard for ages

antodeco

Mary, of Mary and Joseph fame.

Sir Osis of Liver.

99.

Thought I might surprise her for her 100th though.

[Deleted User]

Sister Mary in the local convent.

SimonTemplar

Virgin Megastores - 44 years old

Drexel

Getting worried ??

The Backwards Man

A virgin.

Cee-Jay-Cee

My aunt is a nun, she's 70 and probably a virgin. It's not something I could openly ask her.

Wibbs

antodeco wrote: »

Mary, of Mary and Joseph fame.

Apparently not. The story goes she was a virgin before the old angel getting previous with her, but she went on to have more sons so...

FluffyAngel

my right hand is 45 ..
he never could master the swing of it...

dmc17

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=93314962

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=92370298

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=90476438

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76044354

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75199964

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=71922743

Do you ever stop asking questions?

silverfeather

I hold no stigma attached to this. It means nothing.

Late forties only seen naked women on the internet. Nice guy fitish (for pushing 50) social enough but not pushed, . Lives for academia. Really it's his choice he chose not to pursue relationships or sexual encounters with women.

There is another guy older I am not 100% certain he is a virgin but he is in his 60's.

As I said it means nothing. These men could find relationships etc. They just don't seem to want to make the effort. Not all do.

blackbird 49

Westernyelp wrote: »

Some Olive oil that's been in the cupboard for ages

Like this so funny

fussyonion

My gran.

Joe prim

Yer man Branson, he must be ninety by now, always known as Virgin Supremo Richard Branson, must be embarrassing, everyone knowing.

Steppenwolfe

dmc17 wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=93314962

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=92370298

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=90476438

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76044354

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75199964

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=71922743

Do you ever stop asking questions?

Sex and money seems to be the preoccupation.

Mcbumhole

This guy I know who goes by the handle MLH1.

Asks loads of sex related questions in the hope that he will someday feel the touch of a womans breasts.

whatismyname

MLH1 wrote: »

Whats the oldest virgin you know?

Bassfish

My 42 year old cousin, fella who's madly religious and has mental health problems. Posted on my Facebook page today out of nowhere even though I haven't spoken to him in seven or eight years. Said 'I suppose you'll be voting yes for the gays because you're a lefty liberal who likes devil music. Guess your ass will sore in the morning!'
Funny how no woman will touch him with a barge pole! Best he doesn't procreate really.

Banjo String

My folks.

(The thoughts of it )
/shudders

cloud493

PizzamanIRL

All virgins should be sent off and cou

PizzamanIRL

All virgins should be sent off and coupled up to ride.

Robbo

Ronan Mullen.

mg1982

I was

MightyMandarin

Bassfish wrote: »

My 42 year old cousin, fella who's madly religious and has mental health problems. Posted on my Facebook page today out of nowhere even though I haven't spoken to him in seven or eight years. Said 'I suppose you'll be voting yes for the gays because you're a lefty liberal who likes devil music.Guess your ass will sore in the morning!'
Funny how no woman will touch him with a barge pole! Best he doesn't procreate really.

I'm sorry but I loled hard at that line :pac:

Your cousin sounds like great craic.

Bassfish

MightyMandarin wrote: »

I'm sorry but I loled hard at that line :pac:

Your cousin sounds like great craic.

He'd be great craic if he was half joking or just stirring a bit of banter but the fella really isn't well. He's since been referring to Ireland as sodom and Gomorrah. I reckon he's a flamboyant gay man trapped in a religious zealot's body. Either way he'll most likely be a virgin forever and for the sake of humanity , that's a good thing!