What is the weirdest thing you ever brought home from a night out?

Nigel Fairservice wrote: »

I wheeled an empty keg home one night. It was still heavy enough even though it was empty. It was a decent distance, Barrack street to The Lough in Cork. I felt it the next morning! We eventually put a wooden board on the top of it and used it as a coffee table in the living room (student house).

I used to work for a racing trainer who often popped an empty keg or two into the boot of his car from local pubs. He used them as rail-posts when popping horses over jumps for light exercise.

Apparently they're quite costly to publicans when not returned, so we had the local publican arriving on the yard one day, red as a beetroot, after reviewing his cctv. I think he filled his car with half a dozen of them, there was easily another dozen behind the sheds.

Useful objects, in fairness. We probably had the same number of empty gas cylinders.