Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

mackeire · 17-10-2016 7:32pm

GAAman wrote:

What could possibly go wrong with publicly advertising you have new expensive things in your house......

Don't know, maybe lads in a white van might turn up at your house.

Then you have to figure out if they are robbers, peados or simply just tradesmen!

HS3 · 17-10-2016 7:49pm

mackeire wrote: »

GAAman wrote:

What could possibly go wrong with publicly advertising you have new expensive things in your house......

Don't know, maybe lads in a white van might turn up at your house.

Then you have to figure out if they are robbers, peados or simply just tradesmen!

Get 50,000 likes to reveal the answer

HS3 · 17-10-2016 7:49pm

mackeire wrote: »

GAAman wrote:

What could possibly go wrong with publicly advertising you have new expensive things in your house......

Don't know, maybe lads in a white van might turn up at your house.

Then you have to figure out if they are robbers, peados or simply just tradesmen!

Get 50,000 likes to reveal the answer

padd b1975 · 17-10-2016 8:55pm

You OK misses?

martyos121 · 17-10-2016 10:44pm

Loving the gullible clown-fearers, gets better every day:

⚠️WARNING to all of our followers⚠️

clowns are allegedly planning their own purge the night before Halloween.

Stay inside, keep all pets inside and keep all doors and windows locked.

Please share this post with your family and friends & most important piece of advice stay safe everybody.

Checkout our website: www.EmergencyAU.com

Best part is that it's an Irish person sharing a post from a fake Australian police page.

Typer Monkey · 18-10-2016 8:37am

FizzleSticks wrote: »

This post has been deleted.

I was pondering this very question at 4am this morning while feeding the baby..why is it so important to these morons that we copy and paste and not like/share?

rawn · 18-10-2016 9:43am

Typer Monkey wrote:

I was pondering this very question at 4am this morning while feeding the baby..why is it so important to these morons that we copy and paste and not like/share?

Cos if it's shared, if the original message gets taken down then all of the shares disappear.

Jrop · 18-10-2016 10:00am

oops posted in the wrong thread

via4 · 19-10-2016 7:43am

A remember a status a few years ago a girl in my town faked a pregnancy and miscarriage and invited everyone on her friends list to the wake and funeral like it was a 21st or something. Everyone was commenting saying they had seen her in restaurants etc laughing away not looking like someone who had just lost a baby. In the end her sister had to comment saying look we know she is lying she's been at this for years she needs help with these lies we have tried everything. With more people saying over the years she's had about twenty lost babies all lies.

von Smallhausen · 19-10-2016 12:37pm

I found this one to be pretty good.

[font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]I HEREBY GIVE MY PERMISSION to the Police, CSIS, the FBI and CIA, MI5, MI6, the RCMP, the Swiss Guard, the Priory of Scion, the inhabitants of Middle Earth, Agents Mulder and Scully, the Goonies, ALL the Storm Troopers and Darth Vader, the Mad Hatter, Chuck Norris, S.H.I.E.L.D, The Avengers, The Illuminati, The Men in Black, X-Men, Ghost Busters, The Justice League, Gandalf and Dumbledore, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Great Pumpkin, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Too[/font][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]th Fairy, The Krampus, and all the members of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Black Sabbath, Voltron, The Groovy Ghoulies, the Thunder Cats, Dr. Who, Hart to Hart, Mystery inc. (Scooby Doo), James Garner, Angela Landsbury, the WWF, the EPA, and even Magnum P.I., He-Man, Jay and Silent Bob, Cheech & Chong, Neo, Blade, the A Team, MacGyver, Gupta, tokoloshe, and the Boondock Saints to view all the amazing and interesting things I publish on Facebook.
I'm aware that my privacy ended the very day that I created a profile on Facebook, I know that whatever I post can (and usually does) get shared, tagged, copied, and posted elsewhere because I'm THAT fascinating. If I don't want anyone else to have it, then I don't post it![/font]

Depp · 19-10-2016 12:42pm

Danny_B wrote: »

I found this one to be pretty good.

ive been wondering a lot lately, how did people fuel their narcissism before social media?

Loughc · 19-10-2016 12:51pm

Depp wrote: »

ive been wondering a lot lately, how did people fuel their narcissism before social media?

Their Mammies used to tell them they were great boys and girls...

BattleCorp · 19-10-2016 3:48pm

Loughc wrote: »

Their Mammies used to tell them they were great boys and girls...

My Mammy still does. I'm 49.

rawn · 19-10-2016 6:50pm

"bone app the teeth"

pc7 · 20-10-2016 9:06am

rawn wrote: »

"bone app the teeth"

Mange Tout Rodders, Mange Tout

greenspurs · 20-10-2016 11:58am

Danny_B wrote: »

I found this one to be pretty good.

had to copy and paste that and post it on facebook ........
oh no...... Feck....

2RockMountain · 20-10-2016 1:35pm

pc7 wrote: »

Mange Tout Rodders, Mange Tout

I do remember somebody asking me what was the Mango Trout on the menu one time.

Dice75 · 21-10-2016 9:45pm

Took me a minute to figure out the whole comment (comment under a link about the teenagers case in relation to Joan Burton & the water protest)....

"Ppl needs t bk dis lad c u ya toff nose bitch ive cing nice r grey hounds uv got a face only grey hound can luv tink ur grand in ur fancy car big hse uv made tings whole lot worse nt time fers a water campain nd ur der watch ppl will do a whole lot worse"

Birneybau · 21-10-2016 10:02pm

All competitions: 'Liked and shared'. F.O.A.D.

Toto Wolfcastle · 21-10-2016 10:10pm

Birneybau wrote: »

All competitions: 'Liked and shared'. F.O.A.D.

'Loved and shared. Would love this prize because *insert irrelevant sob story here* hashtag hashtag hashtag emojis x 10'

XxMCRxBabyxX · 22-10-2016 1:13pm

The funny (and frustrating) thing is that most competitions don't even all for shares anymore but people still share them and comment to make sure that it's known that they did.

PaddyWilliams · 22-10-2016 7:38pm

Dice75 wrote: »

Took me a minute to figure out the whole comment (comment under a link about the teenagers case in relation to Joan Burton & the water protest)....

"Ppl needs t bk dis lad c u ya toff nose bitch ive cing nice r grey hounds uv got a face only grey hound can luv tink ur grand in ur fancy car big hse uv made tings whole lot worse nt time fers a water campain nd ur der watch ppl will do a whole lot worse"

Fúúúúúck me.

coolhull · 22-10-2016 11:51pm

"9 years ago.....a person named Jerry got dared to sleep in a house that was believed to be haunted. The next day his fiends waited for him outside the house....they had to go inside and search for him. They went through every room but the attic. He wasn't supposed to sleep in the attic he was supposed to sleep in the living room they went to the attic. They found Jerry's corpse and they left because they got scared. But that night all died because of their friend. He killed them all for making him sleep in the house if you don't send this to 11 comments you will die tonight by Jerry. Example1: a man named Stewart read this and didn't believe it. He shut off his computer and went through his day. That night while he was in bed he heard something out his door. He got up to look his dead now. Example2: a girl named Haley read this in the morning and she got scared but didn't send it. She wanted to know if it was true. She went to school(she was 13 years old) and that night she died. If you don't post this to 11 comments tonight Jerry will 'visit' you and he's not fake apparently if you copy and paste this to 11 comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out, if you brake this chain you will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In the next 53 minutes some one will say I love you or I'm sorry"

Don't say you haven't been warned..
.

anewme · 22-10-2016 11:54pm

coolhull wrote: »

"9 years ago.....a person named Jerry got dared to sleep in a house that was believed to be haunted. The next day his fiends waited for him outside the house....they had to go inside and search for him. They went through every room but the attic. He wasn't supposed to sleep in the attic he was supposed to sleep in the living room they went to the attic. They found Jerry's corpse and they left because they got scared. But that night all died because of their friend. He killed them all for making him sleep in the house if you don't send this to 11 comments you will die tonight by Jerry. Example1: a man named Stewart read this and didn't believe it. He shut off his computer and went through his day. That night while he was in bed he heard something out his door. He got up to look his dead now. Example2: a girl named Haley read this in the morning and she got scared but didn't send it. She wanted to know if it was true. She went to school(she was 13 years old) and that night she died. If you don't post this to 11 comments tonight Jerry will 'visit' you and he's not fake apparently if you copy and paste this to 11 comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out, if you brake this chain you will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In the next 53 minutes some one will say I love you or I'm sorry"

Don't say you haven't been warned..
.

Freudian slip

Sound Bite · 23-10-2016 12:25pm

Have to be "sivle" to each other.

fussyonion · 23-10-2016 1:54pm

"finally got round to making laylas cake she wanted frozen teamed but i made a ballsa it so we went 4 chocolate biscit cake all done just waitin to do the chocolate gnash. mary beary eat yer heart out! #birthdaycake #princess #chocolate #bestmammyintheworld"

Potential Underachiever · 23-10-2016 1:59pm

fussyonion wrote: »

"finally got round to making laylas cake she wanted frozen teamed but i made a ballsa it so we went 4 chocolate biscit cake all done just waitin to do the chocolate gnash. mary beary eat yer heart out! #birthdaycake #princess #chocolate #bestmammyintheworld"

It's that bit that annoys me the most!

Lady Haywire · 23-10-2016 2:19pm

fussyonion wrote: »

" chocolate gnash."

Chocolate gnash

:D

mikhail · 23-10-2016 4:35pm

Dice75 wrote: »

Took me a minute to figure out the whole comment (comment under a link about the teenagers case in relation to Joan Burton & the water protest)....

"Ppl needs t bk dis lad c u ya toff nose bitch ive cing nice r grey hounds uv got a face only grey hound can luv tink ur grand in ur fancy car big hse uv made tings whole lot worse nt time fers a water campain nd ur der watch ppl will do a whole lot worse"

And the teachers want a pay rise? Tut tut.

thesandeman · 23-10-2016 7:07pm

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

It's that bit that annoys me the most!

Yep. She made a ballsa her post by including that.

loyatemu · 24-10-2016 9:23am

thesandeman wrote: »

Yep. She made a ballsa her post by including that.

if she really was the #bestmammyintheworld she'd have made her the damn Frozen cake!

fathead82 · 25-10-2016 12:24am

Posted by a girl in her late 20's who never worked a day in her life & is never out of bed before midday.
"Glad I grew up on the council estate n had to learn how to survive and not have everything handed to me on a plate than be one of these stuck up little c#*#s where daddys bank card is there only friend"

KKkitty · 25-10-2016 1:03am

So a post about my relationship status equated to a fruit is going to raise awareness of breast cancer issues. I don't think so.

Jrop · 25-10-2016 3:55pm

fathead82 maybe she earns a living by 'lying' in bed ;D

rawn · 25-10-2016 11:11pm

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1530427087002284&set=a.441188515926152.108941.100001050220095&type=3&theater

via4 · 26-10-2016 9:26pm

The "mass" event people are commenting on it was funny for the first five minutes now it's doing my head in

Corruptedmorals · 26-10-2016 9:27pm

If I see another post to that mass page. Even the actual funny ones have palled.

anewme · 26-10-2016 9:59pm

Is it a real page?

Saw the comment by Judas ....com 'ere ...am I still barred or what?

And smiled.

But some of the comments.....just no!

I'm not religious in any way shape or form, but feel people's beliefs should be
Respected and not mocked. People take religion very seriously, maybe too seriously, but religion is important and people have died for it.

Spent some time in a church recently and lit some candles and thought about people no longer here. Weird, but felt the church welcoming.

Pfffft, I'm obviously getting old.

El Weirdo · 26-10-2016 10:19pm

anewme wrote: »

Is it a real page?

Saw the comment by Judas ....com 'ere ...am I still barred or what?

And smiled.

But some of the comments.....just no!

I'm not religious in any way shape or form, but feel people's beliefs should be
Respected and not mocked. People take religion very seriously, maybe too seriously, but religion is important and people have died for it.

Spent some time in a church recently and lit some candles and thought about people no longer here. Weird, but felt the church welcoming.

Pfffft, I'm obviously getting old.

Get ta fuck. Best thing on Facebook for ages.

ivytwine · 26-10-2016 10:32pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

Get ta fuck. Best thing on Facebook for ages.

Yep and the Catholic Church deserves everything it gets!

anewme · 26-10-2016 10:38pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

Get ta fuck. Best thing on Facebook for ages.

If you say so, it must be true.

anewme · 26-10-2016 11:08pm

ivytwine wrote: »

Yep and the Catholic Church deserves everything it gets!

My dad grew up in an Irish industrial school in the 1940's. He could tell you stories that woukd make the hair in your head stand. He could tell you stories of people, so evil, that no one, let alone an orphan child should experience.

But he coukd tell you of fantastic people, who worked tirelessly every day to better the lives of those kids. Who dedicated their lives to their God and their beliefs.

And in the memores of a now 75 year old man, good triumphs over evil, and the good stories generate happy memories.

Please don't disrespect the beliefs of those people. They saved a lot of lives.

Apologies to all for taking the thread off topic- life isn't always as simple as it seems though.

mfceiling · 26-10-2016 11:13pm

fathead82 wrote: »

Posted by a girl in her late 20's who never worked a day in her life & is never out of bed before midday.
"Glad I grew up on the council estate n had to learn how to survive and not have everything handed to me on a plate than be one of these stuck up little c#*#s where daddys bank card is there only friend"

Daddy's bank card wasn't her friend. Micheal Noonan taking up the slack there instead...

Riesen_Meal · 26-10-2016 11:20pm

That mass thing is really just showing how bored really the average Joe is of Facebook nowadays...

Even as an atheist I don't think it's particularly funny or interesting to see a hundred regurgitated Christian memes, but hey ho I must be just an old fart...

It's a good way to chop another 20 or so out of my friends list though, I'll give it that...

rawn · 26-10-2016 11:40pm

"Mary : Coming on the sesh?
Jesus : New bible ,who this ?"

C'mon lads, this is is the best thing that's happened to FB since it's inception!

anewme · 26-10-2016 11:46pm

rawn wrote: »

"Mary : Coming on the sesh?
Jesus : New bible ,who this ?"

C'mon lads, this is is the best thing that's happened to FB since it's inception!

Must be stupid, don't get the hilarity of that comment.
Defo getting old.

nikpmup · 26-10-2016 11:48pm

anewme wrote: »

Must be stupid, don't get the hilarity of that comment.
Defo getting old.

New Bible = new phone, doesn't have his contacts

anewme · 26-10-2016 11:52pm

nikpmup wrote: »

New Bible = new phone, doesn't have his contacts

Definitely getting old so!

ivytwine · 27-10-2016 7:16am

anewme wrote: »

My dad grew up in an Irish industrial school in the 1940's. He could tell you stories that woukd make the hair in your head stand. He could tell you stories of people, so evil, that no one, let alone an orphan child should experience.

But he coukd tell you of fantastic people, who worked tirelessly every day to better the lives of those kids. Who dedicated their lives to their God and their beliefs.

And in the memores of a now 75 year old man, good triumphs over evil, and the good stories generate happy memories.

Please don't disrespect the beliefs of those people. They saved a lot of lives.

Apologies to all for taking the thread off topic- life isn't always as simple as it seems though.

I'm sorry to hear of your dad's experiences. I don't doubt there are good priests and clergy- and the altar boy jokes on that page aren't funny tbh, much prefer the random "mass as a music festival" ones. To my mind the church did far more harm than good and it still has far too much power in this country. Which is why it's no harm it's getting a slagging.

Also those people you mention would be good people regardless of their faith. Having religion doesn't make you a good person.

pc7 · 27-10-2016 12:57pm

Reckon they read this thread http://m.independent.ie/business/technology/an-open-letter-to-the-facebook-friends-i-just-unfollowed-adrian-weckler-35164517.html

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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