Worst lyrics contained in a song?

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

I'm not saying You're So Vain isn't a great song - but that line literally makes no sense

One of the greatest and most ironic lines in song writing history..what's not to understand about it?
By never revealing who it was about, anyone who did think it was about them, including Beatty, proved her point!

Work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me I be work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
There's something 'bout that work, work, work, work, work, work
When you a gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired


Rihanna at her best, inspiring words

“One: Don't pick up the phone
You know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone”

Duh, obviously.

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

By all means explain it to me....

I just have!

More clouseau than poirot I'm afraid..

Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?

Nonsense but still pure class....

A bit of nonsense from Bernie & Elton:

Oh ma cameo molesting
Kee pa a poorer for tea
Solar prestige a gammon
Lantern or turbert paw kwee

Solar prestige a gammon
cool kar kyrie kay salmon
Hair ring molassis abounding
Common lap kitch sardin a poor floundin

Cod ee say oo pay a loto
My zeta prestige toupay a floored
Ray indee pako a gammon
Solar prestige a pako can nord

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

"Are we human? Or are we dancer? "

Neither mate. You're utter cack.

It took seven genius songwriters to come up with this, at least half the words are "Walk it, like I talk it."


Yeah, yeah (Deko)
Whoa, hold on (OG Parker)
Uh
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (hey!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (talk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (ayy!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it (woo)
Like I talk it (yeah!)
Take my shoes and walk a mile
Something that you can't do (woo, hey!)
Big talks of the town, big boy gang moves (gang moves!)
I like to walk around with my chain loose (chain, chain!)
She just bought a new ass but got the same boobs (same boobs!)
Whipping up dope, scientist (whip it up, whip it up)
(Cook it up, cook it up) (Skrrt-Skrrt!)
That's my sauce, where you find it?
(That's my sauce) (Look it up, look it up, find it)
Adding up checks, no minus
(Add it up, add it up, add it up, add it up, yeah)
Get your respect in diamonds (ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice)
I bought a 'Plain Jane' Rollie
These niggas bought they fame (woo!)
I think my back got scoliosis 'cause I swerve the lane (skrrt!)
Heard you signed your life, for that brand new chain (I heard)
Think it came with stripes, but you ain't straight with the gang (Gang, gang!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (talk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (let's go)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woop!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (hey!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it
Ayy! I gotta stay in my zone
Say that we been beefing, dog
But you on your own
First night, she gon' let me **** 'cause we grown
I hit her, gave her back
To the city, she home (she at home now!)
That was that
So I can't be beefing with no wack nigga, got no backbone
Heard you living in a mansion in all your raps though
But your **** look like the trap on this Google Maps, though
We been brothers since Versace bando, whoa
Name ringing like a Migo trap phone, whoa
Used to be with Vashtie at Santo's
That's on Tommy Campos
We live like 'Sopranos'
And I
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (talk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (let's go)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woop!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (hey!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it
Offset!
Niggas pocket watching (watching!)
I want that thot this that 'ménage (which one?)
I bought a franchise to double up the profits (franchise!)
We make a landslide chopper get to popping (landslide!)
Eliott got me rocky
Blow a socket, chicken teriyaki
Take off, rocket keep 'em in pocket
Water gon' lock it
Quadruple the profit! (profit!)
I walk like I walk (hey!)
Talk like I talk (whoa)
What's in my vault? Load of cash and assaults (brrr)
I put a lab in my loft (lab)
She cook up, and jab with the folk (jab)
By the pair, I got karats that choke (by the pair)
By the pair, I got karats each load (by the pair)
Private life, private jets 'round the globe (private life)
Hit a bitch, hit a lick with the 'Cho (hey!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (talk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (let's go)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woop!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (hey!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it
Watch it buck, no Milwaukee (hunnid)
Walk it, like I talk it
That's my bro, he know the lingo (lingo)
Ain't no 'walkie-talkie' (no)
This some, "You know, why don't we know?" (we know?)
Hold out on that coffee
Smoke the Cookie, get the coughing
Drop dead fresh, I need a coffin
Balling, something we do often (ball)
Take the pot and I splash, no dolphin (splash)
I take the nine and go buy me a faucet (nine)
Walk it like I talk it, a nigga done about it (uh)
I play the coach, so I gotta call it (call it)
Up in the ****s, some niggas just dormant (****s)
****ing a bih, and that's not a problem (a problem)
I get a rebound, ain't talkin' 'bout Spalding (ball)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (talk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (let's go)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woop!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (hey!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it

Sweat dripping off my dirty laundry

Paul Simon diamonds on the sole of her shoes

"she's a rich girl she don't try to hide it diamonds on the soles of her shoes"

well yes she is hiding it.. if they are on the soles of her shoes i mean duh! who's going to see them there????