Tinder Matches

Jarrett · 10-05-2018 7:01am #1

How many matches a day do you get on Tinder?

What turns you off matching?

I get between 5 to 15,

I won't match,

repealers,

girls with the traditional feminist haircuts (gross)

90% of obese women,

Overly filtered pictured profiles,

Demanding or complaining profiles.

Herpes Free Since03 · 10-05-2018 7:10am

Jarrett wrote: »

How many matches a day do you get on Tinder?

What turns you off matching?

I get between 5 to 15,

I won't match,

repealers,

girls with the traditional feminist haircuts (gross)

90% of obese women,

Overly filtered pictured profiles,

Demanding or complaining profiles.

My username normally turns em off !

Malayalam · 10-05-2018 7:57am

Aren't you doing this thread already, OP?

We get it. You tinder.

somesoldiers · 10-05-2018 8:01am

Do you get many rides out of it OP?

biko · 10-05-2018 8:44am

It's funny because tinder and matches are both flammable

EdEd · 10-05-2018 9:29am

I don't do Tinder. There are far too many floozies on it.

sbsquarepants · 10-05-2018 9:34am

Unfortunately I was born too soon for dating apps (ahead of my time you could say) but I would have been all over that shít.

I'd say I'd get somewhere between 0 and a million.......and I'd make a point of banging every one of them, the redheads I'd bang twice cos I'm an auld romantic fool where they're concerned.:D

PTH2009 · 10-05-2018 9:36am

Don't match girls who have pics with other guys in the profiles

Obv could be the annoying Gay best friend who will see through you

Jarrett · 10-05-2018 9:56am

somesoldiers wrote: »

Do you get many rides out of it OP?

Hey yes it's great spend 30 quid on a dinner and you get sex... I'm 35 and have got a few hot 18 year olds.

schemingbohemia · 10-05-2018 10:00am

Jarrett wrote: »

Hey yes it's great spend 30 quid on a dinner and you get sex... I'm 35 and have got a few hot 18 year olds.

Really?

Jarrett · 10-05-2018 10:02am

schemingbohemia wrote: »

Really?

Sex?

Roger Hassenforder · 10-05-2018 10:03am

Jarrett wrote: »

90% of obese women,
.

So you would ride 10% of the obese burds...
What makes those ones rideable?

Jarrett · 10-05-2018 10:08am

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

So you would ride 10% of the obese burds...
What makes those ones rideable?

Some have beautifully obese faces.

Cleopatra_ · 10-05-2018 10:08am

Ha. A man being picky on tinder. Good luck to you.

I was on tinder for a while and realised that most men swipe right on most women whether they are attracted to them or not, to increase their matches. I went on a date one time and a guy asked me why I swiped right on him so I explained, then I asked him the same, he said he just swiped right on all women. Nice one

LuckyLloyd · 10-05-2018 10:09am

I somewhat commend the OP for desperately cramming in as many trigger points as possible.

sbsquarepants · 10-05-2018 10:12am

Jarrett wrote: »

Hey yes it's great spend 30 quid on a dinner and you get sex... I'm 35 and have got a few hot 18 year olds.

KFC?

I suppose the beautifully obese 10% would put of for a bargain bucket:D

Jarrett · 10-05-2018 10:17am

sbsquarepants wrote: »

KFC?

I suppose the beautifully obese 10% would put of for a bargain bucket:D

I mostly date the 18 year olds for sex as they are more impressionable, I'd normally spend under 30 on them, I was actually being generous there.

sbsquarepants · 10-05-2018 10:18am

PTH2009 wrote: »

Obv could be the annoying Gay best friend who will see through you

There is not a more despicable creature in the whole of humanity than the male cock blocker. :mad::mad:

RebelButtMunch · 10-05-2018 10:19am

What's a traditional feminist haircut?

Jarrett · 10-05-2018 10:19am

If they're over 25 I have no interest, women in this country age terribly.

sbsquarepants · 10-05-2018 10:20am

Jarrett wrote: »

I was actually being generous there.

I'm not sure that's the correct use of that word:D

Jarrett · 10-05-2018 10:21am

RebelButtMunch wrote: »

What's a traditional feminist haircut?

Unkept, dirty, or any 50's style or haircut with a straight fringe.

major bill · 10-05-2018 10:22am

Cleopatra_ wrote: »

Ha. A man being picky on tinder. Good luck to you.

I was on tinder for a while and realised that most men swipe right on most women whether they are attracted to them or not, to increase their matches. I went on a date one time and a guy asked me why I swiped right on him so I explained, then I asked him the same, he said he just swiped right on all women. Nice one

which makes the average looking girls all the more picky when replying to guys......which makes the app terrible....vicious circle

Jarrett · 10-05-2018 10:29am

major bill wrote: »

which makes the average looking girls all the more picky when replying to guys......which makes the app terrible....vicious circle

I agree some incredibly pig ugly women are in total denial about their looks I have often accidentally matched a girl and felt insulted that she could of possible thought that she'd have a chance with me.

Roger Hassenforder · 10-05-2018 10:30am

Jarrett wrote: »

I mostly date the 18 year olds for sex as they are more impressionable, I'd normally spend under 30 on them, I was actually being generous there.

If youre tapping wans that are "impressed" by the largesse of <€30, I posit they are not exactly guality goods.

Are they homeless tramps and vagabonds youre banging?

Jarrett · 10-05-2018 10:35am

I don't want a girlfriend if I was going to pay 100 euro on dinner I'd get a prostitute instead, it's about them believing there is a connection and that it will lead somewhere... It won't though , my wife would kill me if I ever actually dated one of them.

Yillan · 10-05-2018 10:38am

Jarrett wrote: »

I don't want a girlfriend if I was going to pay 100 euro on dinner I'd get a prostitute instead, it's about them believing there is a connection and that it will lead somewhere... It won't though , my wife would kill me if I ever actually dated one of them.

And that's probably a wrap folks I should think

B0jangles · 10-05-2018 10:42am

beefburrito · 10-05-2018 10:50am

I got no rides out of tinder, but got well ridden...

SAMTALK · 10-05-2018 11:01am

Jarrett wrote: »

I don't want a girlfriend if I was going to pay 100 euro on dinner I'd get a prostitute instead, it's about them believing there is a connection and that it will lead somewhere... It won't though , my wife would kill me if I ever actually dated one of them.

You little charmer :rolleyes:

Id say if you're wife killed you it would be for a lot of reasons in fairness

Topdolla · 10-05-2018 11:14am

Jarrett wrote: »

If they're over 25 I have no interest, women in this country age terribly.

This fella is a top spoof, I'd like to see a screenshot of his tinder profile as proof lmao, first off I don't match with 18 year olds they get swipped left as they are too young, women here age terrible what about all the Brazilians on it, I have rode more Brazilians then anything from there and I am talking with some fine 27-35 year old fine Irish women, I hope one of the 18 year olds daddy sees you a knocks ya out ya creep

Herpes Free Since03 · 10-05-2018 11:30am

Cleopatra_ wrote: »

Ha. A man being picky on tinder. Good luck to you.

I was on tinder for a while and realised that most men swipe right on most women whether they are attracted to them or not, to increase their matches. I went on a date one time and a guy asked me why I swiped right on him so I explained, then I asked him the same, he said he just swiped right on all women. Nice one

The scattergun approach they call that

Mrcaramelchoc · 10-05-2018 11:57am

biko wrote: »

It's funny because tinder and matches are both flammable

Dont give up the day job.

irishguitarlad · 10-05-2018 12:14pm

OP's trolling.

GavRedKing · 10-05-2018 12:16pm

IBTL

sbsquarepants · 10-05-2018 12:20pm

Herpes Free Since03 wrote: »

The scattergun approach they call that

Splatter gun surely:D

yerwanthere123 · 10-05-2018 1:08pm

jim salter · 10-05-2018 2:31pm

Grinder better

PM me nudes · 10-05-2018 10:49pm

Unfortunately you can't send pictures on Tinder, so I have received no nudes.

You can send them on Boards though *AHEM*

ginandtonicsky · 10-05-2018 11:00pm

Jarrett having the craic here again I see

Balmed Out · 10-05-2018 11:03pm

irishguitarlad wrote: »

OP's trolling.

Get out of that, the OP has described a very believable scenario and has not that I can see tried to insult any group of people.

Jarrett · 11-05-2018 6:31am

Im not trolling at all I have a date with a hot 18 year old in McDonald's tonight after that we'll head back to my comfy car.

Heres Johnny · 11-05-2018 6:47am

Jarrett wrote: »

Im not trolling at all I have a date with a hot 18 year old in McDonald's tonight after that we'll head back to my comfy car.

McDonald's farm maybe.

Fann Linn · 11-05-2018 7:03am

Jarrett wrote: »

Im not trolling at all I have a date with a hot 18 year old in McDonald's tonight after that we'll head back to my comfy car.

A dacia no doubt.

Topdolla · 11-05-2018 10:19am

Jarrett wrote: »

Im not trolling at all I have a date with a hot 18 year old in McDonald's tonight after that we'll head back to my comfy car.

This fella is the Big Mac with extra cheese listen pal half your age and add 7, that's the lowest age you should date, 24.5, leave the 18 year olds to get there happy meals elsewhere.

Jarrett · 11-05-2018 10:45am

Topdolla wrote: »

This fella is the Big Mac with extra cheese listen pal half your age and add 7, that's the lowest age you should date, 24.5, leave the 18 year olds to get there happy meals elsewhere.

I have to buy her two portions of mcnuggets and a popcorn coffee... Cheap night

yerwanthere123 · 11-05-2018 11:20am

Jarrett wrote: »

Im not trolling at all I have a date with a hot 18 year old in McDonald's tonight after that we'll head back to my comfy car.

Well you certainly know a thing or two about fine dining.

Topdolla · 11-05-2018 2:07pm

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Well you certainly know a thing or two about fine dining.

I've often joked about going for a happy meal but this fella actually does it haha McDonald's for a date is enough for a shag off an 18 year old lol you must be gods gift what's your insta

cena · 11-05-2018 2:57pm

Just one.

Snowseer · 11-05-2018 3:23pm

Jarrett wrote: »

I have to buy her two portions of mcnuggets and a popcorn coffee... Cheap night

Tell me this is an actual thing. :eek:

Jarrett · 11-05-2018 7:24pm

Snowseer wrote: »

Tell me this is an actual thing. :eek:

Yup coffee from a garage coffee mac

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