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Tinder Matches

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  • 10-05-2018 7:01am
    #1
    Jarrett
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭


    How many matches a day do you get on Tinder?

    What turns you off matching?

    I get between 5 to 15,

    I won't match,

    repealers,

    girls with the traditional feminist haircuts (gross)

    90% of obese women,

    Overly filtered pictured profiles,

    Demanding or complaining profiles.


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    #2
    Herpes Free Since03
    Closed Accounts Posts: 398 ✭✭Herpes Free Since03


    Jarrett wrote: »
    How many matches a day do you get on Tinder?

    What turns you off matching?

    I get between 5 to 15,

    I won't match,

    repealers,

    girls with the traditional feminist haircuts (gross)

    90% of obese women,

    Overly filtered pictured profiles,

    Demanding or complaining profiles.

    My username normally turns em off !


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    #3
    Malayalam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭Malayalam


    Aren't you doing this thread already, OP?

    We get it. You tinder.


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    #4
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Do you get many rides out of it OP?


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    #5
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    It's funny because tinder and matches are both flammable


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    #6
    EdEd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭EdEd


    I don't do Tinder. There are far too many floozies on it.


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    #7
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Unfortunately I was born too soon for dating apps (ahead of my time you could say) but I would have been all over that shít.


    I'd say I'd get somewhere between 0 and a million.......and I'd make a point of banging every one of them, the redheads I'd bang twice cos I'm an auld romantic fool where they're concerned.:D


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    #8
    PTH2009
    Registered Users Posts: 37,852 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Don't match girls who have pics with other guys in the profiles

    Obv could be the annoying Gay best friend who will see through you


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    Jarrett
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭Jarrett


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    Do you get many rides out of it OP?

    Hey yes it's great spend 30 quid on a dinner and you get sex... I'm 35 and have got a few hot 18 year olds.


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    schemingbohemia
    Registered Users Posts: 5,606 ✭✭✭schemingbohemia


    Jarrett wrote: »
    Hey yes it's great spend 30 quid on a dinner and you get sex... I'm 35 and have got a few hot 18 year olds.

    Really?


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    #11
    Jarrett
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭Jarrett


    schemingbohemia wrote: »
    Really?

    Sex?


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    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Jarrett wrote: »
    90% of obese women,
    .

    So you would ride 10% of the obese burds...
    What makes those ones rideable?


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    Jarrett
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭Jarrett


    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    So you would ride 10% of the obese burds...
    What makes those ones rideable?

    Some have beautifully obese faces.


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    Cleopatra_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 812 ✭✭✭Cleopatra_


    Ha. A man being picky on tinder. Good luck to you.

    I was on tinder for a while and realised that most men swipe right on most women whether they are attracted to them or not, to increase their matches. I went on a date one time and a guy asked me why I swiped right on him so I explained, then I asked him the same, he said he just swiped right on all women. Nice one :p


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    LuckyLloyd
    Registered Users Posts: 36,145 ✭✭✭✭LuckyLloyd


    I somewhat commend the OP for desperately cramming in as many trigger points as possible.


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    #16
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Jarrett wrote: »
    Hey yes it's great spend 30 quid on a dinner and you get sex... I'm 35 and have got a few hot 18 year olds.

    KFC?


    I suppose the beautifully obese 10% would put of for a bargain bucket:D


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    Jarrett
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭Jarrett


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    KFC?


    I suppose the beautifully obese 10% would put of for a bargain bucket:D

    I mostly date the 18 year olds for sex as they are more impressionable, I'd normally spend under 30 on them, I was actually being generous there.


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    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    PTH2009 wrote: »

    Obv could be the annoying Gay best friend who will see through you

    There is not a more despicable creature in the whole of humanity than the male cock blocker. :mad::mad:


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    #19
    RebelButtMunch
    Registered Users Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭RebelButtMunch


    What's a traditional feminist haircut?


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    #20
    Jarrett
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭Jarrett


    If they're over 25 I have no interest, women in this country age terribly.


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    #21
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Jarrett wrote: »
    I was actually being generous there.

    I'm not sure that's the correct use of that word:D


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    #22
    Jarrett
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭Jarrett


    RebelButtMunch wrote: »
    What's a traditional feminist haircut?

    Unkept, dirty, or any 50's style or haircut with a straight fringe.


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    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Cleopatra_ wrote: »
    Ha. A man being picky on tinder. Good luck to you.

    I was on tinder for a while and realised that most men swipe right on most women whether they are attracted to them or not, to increase their matches. I went on a date one time and a guy asked me why I swiped right on him so I explained, then I asked him the same, he said he just swiped right on all women. Nice one :p

    which makes the average looking girls all the more picky when replying to guys......which makes the app terrible....vicious circle


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    Jarrett
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭Jarrett


    major bill wrote: »
    which makes the average looking girls all the more picky when replying to guys......which makes the app terrible....vicious circle

    I agree some incredibly pig ugly women are in total denial about their looks I have often accidentally matched a girl and felt insulted that she could of possible thought that she'd have a chance with me.


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    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Jarrett wrote: »
    I mostly date the 18 year olds for sex as they are more impressionable, I'd normally spend under 30 on them, I was actually being generous there.

    If youre tapping wans that are "impressed" by the largesse of <€30, I posit they are not exactly guality goods.

    Are they homeless tramps and vagabonds youre banging?


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    #26
    Jarrett
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭Jarrett


    I don't want a girlfriend if I was going to pay 100 euro on dinner I'd get a prostitute instead, it's about them believing there is a connection and that it will lead somewhere... It won't though , my wife would kill me if I ever actually dated one of them.


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    #27
    Yillan
    Registered Users Posts: 932 ✭✭✭Yillan


    Jarrett wrote: »
    I don't want a girlfriend if I was going to pay 100 euro on dinner I'd get a prostitute instead, it's about them believing there is a connection and that it will lead somewhere... It won't though , my wife would kill me if I ever actually dated one of them.

    And that's probably a wrap folks I should think


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    #28
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,951 ✭✭✭B0jangles


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    #29
    beefburrito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 695 ✭✭✭beefburrito


    I got no rides out of tinder, but got well ridden...


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    SAMTALK
    Registered Users Posts: 2,317 ✭✭✭SAMTALK


    Jarrett wrote: »
    I don't want a girlfriend if I was going to pay 100 euro on dinner I'd get a prostitute instead, it's about them believing there is a connection and that it will lead somewhere... It won't though , my wife would kill me if I ever actually dated one of them.

    You little charmer :rolleyes:

    Id say if you're wife killed you it would be for a lot of reasons in fairness


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    Topdolla
    Registered Users Posts: 129 ✭✭Topdolla


    Jarrett wrote: »
    If they're over 25 I have no interest, women in this country age terribly.

    This fella is a top spoof, I'd like to see a screenshot of his tinder profile as proof lmao, first off I don't match with 18 year olds they get swipped left as they are too young, women here age terrible what about all the Brazilians on it, I have rode more Brazilians then anything from there and I am talking with some fine 27-35 year old fine Irish women, I hope one of the 18 year olds daddy sees you a knocks ya out ya creep


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