Dental plan!

RobbingBandit · 13-10-2019 12:07pm

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Anyone heard these cryptic ads on todayfm about Gomo?

Reminding me so much of Gabbo

Gabbo, Gabbo, GABBO!

All the kids in Springfield are SOBs

Rawr · 13-10-2019 4:51pm

RobbingBandit wrote: »

All the kids in Springfield are SOBs

Brockman: That oughta hold those SOBs

Brockman: HEY!!

New Home · 13-10-2019 6:21pm

"YVAN EHT NIOJ, YVAN EHT NIOJ"

RobbingBandit · 13-10-2019 6:28pm

Super liminal messaging

HEY YOU JOIN THE NAVY

OKAY

New Home · 13-10-2019 6:34pm

Children are our future... unless we act now!

Riddle101 · 18-10-2019 10:53am

"I never thought I could shoot down a German plane. But last year I proved myself wrong"

Rawr · 19-10-2019 6:35am

Homer: Sorry, son, but there’s a program about campus life that I really should watch.

Announcer: “We now return to School of Hard Knockers, starring Corey Masterson.”

============

Guy: Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit. As you know, I AM the President of the United States

Dean Bitterman: Oh, don’t worry, I’ve expelled those rowdy members of Chug-A-Lug House.

Corey:Your Bra Bomb better work, Nerdlinger!

Nerdlinger: Hey!
[Corey presses the plunger; an explosion occurs in the background]

[Many colors of bras rain down on the Dean and the President]
Dean Bitterman: Corey?! Don't worry, Mr. President, I --
[looks over, sees the President dancing and enjoying himself]
Mr. President!

President: Lighten up, Bitterman...that youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet. Secretary of Partying Down!

Dean Bitterman: [growls; a bra falls on his head]

Nerdkiller1991 · 19-10-2019 7:39pm

Rawr wrote: »

Homer: Sorry, son, but there’s a program about campus life that I really should watch.

Announcer: “We now return to School of Hard Knockers, starring Corey Masterson.”

============

Guy: Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit. As you know, I AM the President of the United States

Dean Bitterman: Oh, don’t worry, I’ve expelled those rowdy members of Chug-A-Lug House.

Corey:Your Bra Bomb better work, Nerdlinger!

Nerdlinger: Hey!
[Corey presses the plunger; an explosion occurs in the background]

[Many colors of bras rain down on the Dean and the President]
Dean Bitterman: Corey?! Don't worry, Mr. President, I --
[looks over, sees the President dancing and enjoying himself]
Mr. President!

President: Lighten up, Bitterman...that youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet. Secretary of Partying Down!

Dean Bitterman: [growls; a bra falls on his head]

"YES! Take that, Bitterman!"

Riddle101 · 19-10-2019 11:24pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTOri5ytDFA

branie2 · 19-10-2019 11:39pm

So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower

Quantum Erasure · 19-10-2019 11:45pm

Look at them all, through the darkness I'm bringing. They're not sad at all. They're actually singing!
They sing without juicers. They sing without blenders. They sing without flunjers, capdabblers and smendlers!

EagererBeaver · 20-10-2019 7:27am

branie2 wrote: »

So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower

Now do classical gas.

Rawr · 20-10-2019 7:57am

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Now do classical gas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHkU7OUHOXQ

shannonman81 · 20-10-2019 8:35am

"You're out there somewhere Beer Baron, and I'll find you"

No you won't!

Nerdkiller1991 · 20-10-2019 3:22pm

shannonman81 wrote: »

"You're out there somewhere Beer Baron, and I'll find you"

No you won't!

"Yes I will."

Skylinehead · 20-10-2019 3:32pm

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"Yes I will."

"won't"

fergus1001 · 20-10-2019 9:19pm

lisa needs braces

fergus1001 · 20-10-2019 9:20pm

Skylinehead wrote:

"won't"

"will"

Ipso · 21-10-2019 4:34am

But" nothing, Marge. She's a heifer, plain and simple, and--(Selma walks into the room.)--Ooh! There's the little prom queen now.

AndrewJRenko · 21-10-2019 10:15pm

Kent Brockman: The fake Pope can be recognized by his high top sneakers and extremely foul mouth.

Fanny Wank · 22-10-2019 10:52pm

Marjorie, please! I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew

Lewis_Benson · 22-10-2019 10:58pm

One, two threefourfivesixseveneightnineten.........BYE!

Fanny Wank · 22-10-2019 11:09pm

Your guilty conscience might force you to vote Democrat but deep down you long for a Republican to lower taxes, brutalise criminals and rule you like a King!

punisher5112 · 23-10-2019 12:26am

Give me the bat Marge.....

Probably one of my most favourite episodes....

Loved the tree house of horror episodes...

All the ones where homer was homer and really stupid...

punisher5112 · 23-10-2019 12:27am

She uses premium, premium dude......

Fanny Wank · 23-10-2019 11:28pm

"And here we have Duff, Duff Lite, and our newest flavor, Duff Dry"

All coming from the same pipe, hahahaha

Fanny Wank · 24-10-2019 6:44pm

https://twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD/status/1187417065315065856?s=19

Rawr · 24-10-2019 7:07pm

suicide_circus · 25-10-2019 10:22am

Dont Touch

- Willie

Skylinehead · 25-10-2019 10:23am

suicide_circus wrote: »

Dont Touch

- Willie

Good advice!

Realt Dearg Sec · 25-10-2019 1:32pm

Hey! Wee bairn! Hie yer hids from me heath!

Sin City · 25-10-2019 3:20pm

Bart:
Wow Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?

Homer:
Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

Ned Flanders:
Wait! Homer, what did you just say?

Homer:
I said shut your ugly face, Flanders

28-10-2019 2:42am

I just has a tooth break, so I am left with a sharp fragment in my gum, a couple of beers and a pair of pliers and no more sharp fragment!

DIY dentistry is not for the feint hearted!

Fanny Wank · 28-10-2019 4:58pm

I'm an Amendment-to-Be,
Yes, an Amendment-to-Be,
And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me.
There's a lot of flag burners
Who have got too much freedom,
I wanna make it legal
For policemen to beat 'em.
'Cos there's limits to our liberties,
Least I hope and pray that there are,
'Cos those liberal freaks go too far.
Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.

Ipso · 28-10-2019 7:05pm

“Lisa, ham hock? Tri-tip?” – Homer Simpson
“Do we have any food that wasn’t brutally slaughtered?” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, I think the veal might’ve died of loneliness.” – Homer Simpson

Beanntraigheach · 28-10-2019 10:27pm

Mr Burns: Smithers, I'm so happy. Something amazing has happened, I'm actually happy.
Take a note. From now on, I'm only going to be good and kind to everyone.

Smithers: I'm sorry sir, I don't have a pencil.

Mr Burns: Oh, don't worry, I'm sure I'll remember it.

Rawr · 29-10-2019 1:02pm

Fanny **** wrote: »

I'm an Amendment-to-Be,
Yes, an Amendment-to-Be,
And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me.
There's a lot of flag burners
Who have got too much freedom,
I wanna make it legal
For policemen to beat 'em.
'Cos there's limits to our liberties,
Least I hope and pray that there are,
'Cos those liberal freaks go too far.
Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.

DJ3000: Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

"How does it keep up with the news like that?"

Realt Dearg Sec · 29-10-2019 7:53pm

Rawr wrote: »

DJ3000: Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

"How does it keep up with the news like that?"

Don't. Praise. The Machine.

paddylonglegs · 31-10-2019 9:40am

Look marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!

Sin City · 31-10-2019 10:21am

[Homer's arms are stuck in pair of vending machines]

Repairman 1#:
Homer, there's no easy way to tell you this: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.

Homer:
They'll grow back, right?

Repairman 1#:
Oh... yeah.

[He cranks up the rotary saw and moves it toward Homer's arm... ]

Repairman 2#:
Wait a minute. Homer, are you just holding on to the can?

Homer:
Your point being...?

Beanntraigheach · 31-10-2019 3:05pm

This chair be high, says I!

Ulysses Gaze · 31-10-2019 3:12pm

Homer: Just lost my appetite.
Lisa: Me too.
Homer: Wait, mine came back.
Grabs Lisa bowl and eats her food.

Quantum Erasure · 03-11-2019 2:53am

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!?!"

Raconteuse · 03-11-2019 3:05am

Mmmm... unexplained bacon!

Rawr · 03-11-2019 9:20pm

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!?!"

You stupid monkey!! (Whack)

Raconteuse · 03-11-2019 10:08pm

Let me be blunt: is there a labour crisis in America today?

Martina1991 · 03-11-2019 10:13pm

Raconteuse wrote:

Let me be blunt: is there a labour crisis in America today?

Well that depends what you mean by cwisis.

PinotNero · 03-11-2019 11:09pm

"Children. Remain calm.The Falkland Islands have just been invaded. I repeat, the Falklands have just been invaded!”

[pulls out map]

"The disputed islands lie here, off the coast of Argentina."

Raconteuse · 03-11-2019 11:19pm

Eh... the script says I'm supposed to bonk you with this.

... I wouldn't. :cool:

Fanny Wank · 03-11-2019 11:40pm

If you can't find metal stucco lath... Use carbon-fiber stucco lath!

Dental plan!

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