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Mohammed LOL

Hagar · 2006-02-02 14:03:21

Nothing funny to see here. Move along.

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#202 03-01-2008 10:11pm

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#203 11-02-2008 7:56pm

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ha ha ha ha ha:D:D:D

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#204 11-02-2008 10:48pm

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kevin216 wrote: »

ha ha ha ha ha:D:D:D

lol:D

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#205 22-02-2008 3:28pm

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#206 07-04-2008 11:58pm

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#207 30-04-2008 11:30am

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lol

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#208 30-04-2008 11:33am

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drdre wrote: »

what are u people on you are mocking muslims , no bosy mocks ur religion.cop on and get a life.

Good thing no one mocks my religion i don't have one. But since my religion doesn't exist I'm sure a few christians and muslims or whatever will join it, considering the way the believe in other things that don't exist. I'll call it toiletism

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#209 04-07-2008 1:31pm

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Re-reviving thred... image courtesy of 4chan. :pac:

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#210 14-08-2008 11:51pm

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I bought a teddy bear for a tenner, named it 'mohammed' and sold it for twenty quid...

My question is, have I made a prophet?

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#211 19-09-2008 2:26pm

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Seeing as there is no 'Judaism - LOL' thread I will put this one here :

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#212 14-10-2008 12:14pm

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I like how your avatar is cartman....very suitable....

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#213 16-10-2008 8:23pm

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Lulu007 please check your PM box.

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#214 16-10-2008 8:32pm

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bit confusing says south of France on your location?
anyway I'm not posting any jokes about politics.
I don't find them funny.
sorry you got offended

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#215 16-10-2008 9:00pm

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Yours says Ireland, but yet your not Irish... Strange world we live in.

But on with the show.

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#216 04-11-2008 11:20am

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Suicide Bomber Game,

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50323

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#217 25-11-2008 4:03am

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#218 12-03-2009 12:17am

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terrible joking about Auschwitz my gran dad died there..
poor man fell right out of his watchtower.

rocky25 wrote: »

And your previous posts about Auschwitz and Irish girls wern't racist I suppose:cool:

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#219 12-03-2009 12:31am

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That joke has been carbon dated at MIT.

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#220 12-03-2009 12:36am

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but as your mum used to say to us out back of the school canteen the oldies and the goodies.... well that and keep going son... just joking can ye get barred for mother jokes...

mike65 wrote: »

That joke has been carbon dated at MIT.

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#221 12-03-2009 12:54am

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albert-bundy wrote: »

terrible joking about Auschwitz my gran dad died there..
poor man fell right out of his watchtower.

This thread is for (dis)tasteful jokes concerning sacreligious belittling images of Mohammed - Please have more respect and not mock the Jewish faith......We have other dedicated threads for that!

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#222 10-04-2009 9:17am

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I recently bought a teddy bear for a tenner... i called him mohammed.... then i sold him for 20...... have i made a prophet?

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#223 23-04-2009 10:00am

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SoundWave wrote: »

I recently bought a teddy bear for a tenner... i called him mohammed.... then i sold him for 20...... have i made a prophet?

FAIL
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054885222&page=14

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#224 23-04-2009 1:24pm

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#225 17-05-2009 9:48pm

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Mohammed /Muhammed? Difference is ?.

One was a great boxer and the other one is a big dress wearing girl>?

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#226 10-06-2009 8:58am

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Eglinton wrote: »

Showin' plenty of ankle there

Who said Islam is anti-female?

I think we'll have to take this to Lolocaust soon

Here is one more site. http://www.uk.muslimlife.eu/ Islamic marriage for Single muslims.

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#227 05-08-2009 1:27am

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albert-bundy wrote: »

terrible joking about Auschwitz my gran dad died there..
poor man fell right out of his watchtower.

no way,:eek::eek:

my grandad died in Auschwitz in '44 when another guard fell on him.

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#228 27-08-2009 9:44pm

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Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Oh dear

http://www.muslima.com/ - by Google Ads

Always strike me as interesting confident women.

Her interests include: Standing, sitting, getting dressed, hiding my face, washing a mans feet, feeding goats, not watching telly, not listening to music, not reading, not using intertubes, not doing sports, no hobbies etc. . etc.

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#229 21-11-2009 12:40pm

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Why did Mohammed marry a six year old?

Because he's a paedophile

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#230 20-01-2010 12:21am

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The CIA have attributed the dramatic reduction in suicide bombings to "Susan Boyle".

Now that Muslims know what a virgin looks like, they're not so fucking keen to go to paradise.....

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#231 31-01-2010 3:11pm

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i heard mohammed was caught shagging a sheep.....

.....he said it was 'islamb and he could do what he liked with it

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I'm not posting anythind bad here cos I don't want "Jihad Jane" knocking on my door.:D

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#233 31-05-2010 3:09pm

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ftw

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#234 06-07-2010 4:31am

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Mohammad & A Jew...

Mohammad needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed

to store his blood type in case the need arises.

Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.
Finally, a Jew was located who had the same blood type and who was willing to donate his blood to Mohammad.

After the surgery, Mohammad sent the Jew a thank-you card for giving his blood along with an expensive diamond and a new Rolls Royce car as a token of his appreciation.

Unfortunately, Mohammad had to go through a corrective surgery once again.. His doctors called the Jew who was more than happy to donate his blood again, believing he will receive more gifts from Mohammad again.

After the second surgery, Mohammad sent the Jew a Thank You card and a box of Almond Roca sweets.

The Jew was shocked to see that Mohammad this time did not acknowledge the Jew's kind gesture in the same way as he had done the first time.

So he phoned Mohammad and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not a very generous manner.

Mohammad replied: "Ya Habibi !!, (Dear Friend) you have to remember, I have Jewish blood in my body now"

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#235 29-07-2010 6:28pm

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albert-bundy wrote: »

terrible joking about Auschwitz my gran dad died there..
poor man fell right out of his watchtower.

smegmar wrote: »

no way,:eek::eek:

my grandad died in Auschwitz in '44 when another guard fell on him.

:eek::eek::eek:
Talk about coincidence.

My Grandad died of shock when he saw two guard lying on top of each other when they were meant to be on duty.

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#237 19-08-2010 5:09pm

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albert-bundy wrote: »

terrible joking about Auschwitz my gran dad died there..
poor man fell right out of his watchtower.

smegmar wrote: »

no way,:eek::eek:

my grandad died in Auschwitz in '44 when another guard fell on him.

Fred Cohen wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:
Talk about coincidence.

My Grandad died of shock when he saw two guard lying on top of each other when they were meant to be on duty.

:mad::mad::mad:

My grandad was Adolf Hitler, no wonder he lost the war....

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#238 01-09-2010 4:05pm

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Mate of mine works in a factory that makes landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophet's are going through the roof.

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#239 10-09-2010 10:53am

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I was at Hungry Jacks this morning, & two Muslim woman, wearing the brightest head to toe robes I've ever seen, came in.

Apparently, the burkas are better at Hungry Jacks.

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#240 13-09-2010 4:42am

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MOTHER OF ALL JOKES
Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos and they start reminiscing.

'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.'

'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully.

'He's a martyr now though' mum confides.

'Oh, so sad dear' says the other.

'And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21'

'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born'. '

'He's a martyr too' says mum quietly.

'Oh, gracious me ...' says the other.

'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18,' she whispers.

'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school'

'He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

'They blow up so fast, don't they?'

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#241 13-09-2010 5:09am

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that surly is the MOTHER OF ALL JOKES:D:D

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#242 14-09-2010 7:03am

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I got banned from a Muslim clothes shop today.
I only asked for a bomber jacket.
Touchy bastads!

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#243 27-09-2010 7:29am

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I have just downloaded the Koran, do you want me to burn you a copy?

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#244 09-10-2010 5:08am

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condra wrote: »

Disappointed in the direction this thread has taken.

unsubscribed.

Onlt took you 13 pages before you worked that out, hahahahahahah

In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as ....”English Weather”.

Rather than offend a sizable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as 'Muslim Weather.'

In other words - 'partly 'Sunni, but mostly 'Shi'ite

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#245 13-10-2010 3:10am

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old_aussie wrote: »

I have just downloaded the Koran, do you want me to burn you a copy?

And you even give your address? :eek:

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#246 17-12-2010 12:01pm

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Godsentme wrote: »

And you even give your address? :eek:

And the problem being?

I have protection, I eat a rasher a day.

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#247 05-01-2011 4:39pm

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Quote from Arab News, May 2010:

"One thing that stands out when we study the character of Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) is his natural ability to handle explosive situations."

I rests me case yer honour:p

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#248 29-01-2011 6:53pm

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http://lolkoran.blogspot.com/

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#249 29-03-2011 10:38pm

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I was gonna eat a halal chicken, but I might get fat wha?

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#250 04-06-2011 3:56am

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old_aussie wrote: »

Onlt took you 13 pages before you worked that out, hahahahahahah

Yeah, actually, I must have been having my period that day. I actually couldn't care less if people want to slag off Islam. I just personally appreciate the hard hitting fact-based jokes that expose the bull**** of Islam, rather than the racist "durka durka" stuff.

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#251 04-06-2011 6:28am

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A large earthquake with a strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit the Muslim world.
Two million Muslims have died and over a million are injured.
The countries are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.

The United States is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

The Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The rest of the European community is sending money.

The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.

Britain is sending medical teams and supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The Aussies, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Muslims.
God Bless Aussie Generosity!!!

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