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    #212
    Silenceisbliss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    I like how your avatar is cartman....very suitable....


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    #213
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Lulu007 please check your PM box.


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    #214
    LULU007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭LULU007


    bit confusing says south of France on your location?
    anyway I'm not posting any jokes about politics.
    I don't find them funny.
    sorry you got offended


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    #215
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Yours says Ireland, but yet your not Irish... Strange world we live in. :D

    But on with the show.


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    #216
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Suicide Bomber Game,

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50323


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    #217
    marcsignal
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    mohammed400zk4.jpg


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    #218
    albert-bundy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 198 ✭✭albert-bundy


    terrible joking about Auschwitz my gran dad died there..
    poor man fell right out of his watchtower.
    rocky25 wrote: »
    And your previous posts about Auschwitz and Irish girls wern't racist I suppose:cool:


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    #219
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    That joke has been carbon dated at MIT.


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    #220
    albert-bundy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 198 ✭✭albert-bundy


    but as your mum used to say to us out back of the school canteen the oldies and the goodies.... well that and keep going son... just joking can ye get barred for mother jokes...
    mike65 wrote: »
    That joke has been carbon dated at MIT.


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    #221
    Eglinton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 992 ✭✭✭Eglinton


    albert-bundy wrote: »
    terrible joking about Auschwitz my gran dad died there..
    poor man fell right out of his watchtower.

    This thread is for (dis)tasteful jokes concerning sacreligious belittling images of Mohammed - Please have more respect and not mock the Jewish faith......We have other dedicated threads for that! :D


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    #222
    SoundWave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    I recently bought a teddy bear for a tenner... i called him mohammed.... then i sold him for 20...... have i made a prophet?


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    #223
    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    SoundWave wrote: »
    I recently bought a teddy bear for a tenner... i called him mohammed.... then i sold him for 20...... have i made a prophet?
    FAIL
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054885222&page=14


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    #224
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,695 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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    #225
    blog_blog_blog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 102 ✭✭blog_blog_blog


    Mohammed /Muhammed? Difference is ?.

    One was a great boxer and the other one is a big dress wearing girl>?


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    #226
    karl124
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭karl124


    Eglinton wrote: »
    Showin' plenty of ankle there ;)



    Who said Islam is anti-female?

    I think we'll have to take this to Lolocaust soon :p

    Here is one more site. http://www.uk.muslimlife.eu/ :DIslamic marriage for Single muslims.


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    #227
    smegmar
    Registered Users Posts: 795 ✭✭✭smegmar


    albert-bundy wrote: »
    terrible joking about Auschwitz my gran dad died there..
    poor man fell right out of his watchtower.

    no way,:eek::eek:

    my grandad died in Auschwitz in '44 when another guard fell on him.


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    #228
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Oh dear

    http://www.muslima.com/ - by Google Ads


    Always strike me as interesting confident women.

    Her interests include: Standing, sitting, getting dressed, hiding my face, washing a mans feet, feeding goats, not watching telly, not listening to music, not reading, not using intertubes, not doing sports, no hobbies etc. . etc. :D


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    S9M95
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28 ✭S9M95


    Why did Mohammed marry a six year old?

    Because he's a paedophile


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    #230
    marcsignal
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    The CIA have attributed the dramatic reduction in suicide bombings to "Susan Boyle".

    Now that Muslims know what a virgin looks like, they're not so fucking keen to go to paradise.....

    .


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    #231
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    i heard mohammed was caught shagging a sheep.....

    .....he said it was 'islamb and he could do what he liked with it


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    #232
    Terry79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭Terry79


    I'm not posting anythind bad here cos I don't want "Jihad Jane" knocking on my door.:D


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    #233
    Panda
    Registered Users Posts: 2,615 ✭✭✭Panda


    ftw


    mohammad.jpg


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    #234
    old_aussie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Mohammad & A Jew...

    Mohammad needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed
    to store his blood type in case the need arises.

    Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.
    Finally, a Jew was located who had the same blood type and who was willing to donate his blood to Mohammad.

    After the surgery, Mohammad sent the Jew a thank-you card for giving his blood along with an expensive diamond and a new Rolls Royce car as a token of his appreciation.

    Unfortunately, Mohammad had to go through a corrective surgery once again.. His doctors called the Jew who was more than happy to donate his blood again, believing he will receive more gifts from Mohammad again.

    After the second surgery, Mohammad sent the Jew a Thank You card and a box of Almond Roca sweets.

    The Jew was shocked to see that Mohammad this time did not acknowledge the Jew's kind gesture in the same way as he had done the first time.

    So he phoned Mohammad and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not a very generous manner.

    Mohammad replied: "Ya Habibi !!, (Dear Friend) you have to remember, I have Jewish blood in my body now"


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    Fred Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 189 ✭✭Fred Cohen


    albert-bundy wrote: »
    terrible joking about Auschwitz my gran dad died there..
    poor man fell right out of his watchtower.
    smegmar wrote: »
    no way,:eek::eek:

    my grandad died in Auschwitz in '44 when another guard fell on him.

    :eek::eek::eek:
    Talk about coincidence.

    My Grandad died of shock when he saw two guard lying on top of each other when they were meant to be on duty.


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    #236
    Doc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


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    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    albert-bundy wrote: »
    terrible joking about Auschwitz my gran dad died there..
    poor man fell right out of his watchtower.
    smegmar wrote: »
    no way,:eek::eek:

    my grandad died in Auschwitz in '44 when another guard fell on him.
    Fred Cohen wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek:
    Talk about coincidence.

    My Grandad died of shock when he saw two guard lying on top of each other when they were meant to be on duty.

    :mad::mad::mad:

    My grandad was Adolf Hitler, no wonder he lost the war....


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    #238
    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,563 ✭✭✭patmac


    Mate of mine works in a factory that makes landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophet's are going through the roof.


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    #239
    old_aussie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    I was at Hungry Jacks this morning, & two Muslim woman, wearing the brightest head to toe robes I've ever seen, came in.





    Apparently, the burkas are better at Hungry Jacks.


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    old_aussie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    MOTHER OF ALL JOKES
    Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
    The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos and they start reminiscing.

    'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.'


    'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully.


    'He's a martyr now though' mum confides.


    'Oh, so sad dear' says the other.

    'And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21'


    'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born'. '

    'He's a martyr too' says mum quietly.



    'Oh, gracious me ...' says the other.

    'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18,' she whispers.


    'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school'


    'He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes.


    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...


    'They blow up so fast, don't they?'


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    #241
    Godsentme
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    that surly is the MOTHER OF ALL JOKES:D:D


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