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    #32
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Thanks bring me Cappuccino next time,I could die all alone in here.:p


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    #33
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I want you to write the introduction to a soap opera starring Tar, Fago and sNarah.


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    #34
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky wrote: »
    I want you to write the introduction to a soap opera starring Tar, Fago and sNarah.

    I am on it as we speak.


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    #35
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    yay!


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    #36
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky wrote: »
    I want you to write the introduction to a soap opera starring Tar, Fago and sNarah.

    Cuckoo Club.
    Starring!!

    Tar .......Owner of Cuckoo club and serial flirt.
    Fago.... Stripper and Tar worshipper.
    sNarah... Entrepreneur by day strip club groupie by night.


    This soap opera is set in Ireland in 2011 it centres around Tar, owner of Dublin's raunchiest strip club. Fago is one of the strippers and is secretly in love with tar but unfortunately for Fago these feelings are not mutual.

    sNarah is one of Tar's richest clients, she owns a string of hotels all over the world.
    Tar has some information on sNarah which would be embarrassing if leaked to the press. He is blackmailing her.

    sNarah has offered Fago one million euro to eliminate Tar, what is more important to Fago? Tar or the money?


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    #37
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Hey Sam...your Cappuccino as ordered...picture of me on it and all...:D


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    #38
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Thanks cic :)
    It's badly needed at the moment.


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    #39
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Good....glad you like it...now...about my request....:p

    Please write a play- lasting about 30 seconds- 1 minute in reading terms- 1/2 an A4 page sort of thing...

    Theme: An Elephant talking to a Honda Civic all chaved up and boy racer looking...

    Opening line>

    Elephant: Hello....

    Honda Civic:


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    #40
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Posters on probation shouldn't get treats. Even not-real ones.


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    #41
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    FFS I don't know if I should laugh or cry but I will soldier on for the good of TCN.


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    #42
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky wrote: »
    Posters on probation shouldn't get treats. Even not-real ones.

    I have rights you know.:p


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    #43
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Not in here, you don't.

    Go on. 2-3 more and I think you've earned your way back in to our hearts.
    Not Matt's heart though. It's cold as ice and black as night.


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    #44
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky wrote: »
    Not in here, you don't.

    Go on. 2-3 more and I think you've earned your way back in to our hearts.
    Not Matt's heart though. It's cold as ice and black as night.

    Is that a challenge? should I defrost him :D


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    #45
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    OK...Act 1 Scene 1....go for it Sam....*quiet on the set*


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    #46
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Sarky wrote: »
    Posters on probation shouldn't get treats. Even not-real ones.

    It was magic disappearing coffee...go look...


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    #47
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    sorry sarky distracted me !


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    #48
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Cicero wrote: »
    OK...Act 1 Scene 1....go for it Sam....*quiet on the set*

    Elephant: Hello....

    Honda: You talking to me Jumbo

    Elephant: Yes that civic is a pile of ****e

    Honda : what would you know about it

    Elephant : I know a pile of ****e when I see it

    Honda: This civic came all the way from Japan

    Elephant : it looks stupid with the stickers, alloys and lowered suspension

    Honda: bet I could beat you in a race

    Elephant : **** your honda civic I'v a horse outside.


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    #49
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    :D thanks Sam

    Only a couple to go now..cheers.


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    #50
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Cicero wrote: »
    :D thanks Sam

    Only a couple to go now..cheers.

    That was typed quick :D

    Sarky is feeling sorry now, :):p
    I will have him eating out of the palm of my hand after this.:D


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    #51
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    If you think about it, coffee isn't really a treat, as it's not good for you.

    Okay next one!!

    Write an emo diary entry!!


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    #52
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    If you think about it, coffee isn't really a treat, as it's not good for you.

    Okay next one!!

    Write an emo diary entry!!

    I'm not sure what you want here exactly, give me a clue.


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    #53
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Think along the lines of that emo song, it's like "dear diary! Mood: apathetic."

    And tells us how he robbed his sisters mascara and got grounded for a week


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    #54
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    "hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection"

    BAH HA HA

    I forgot how funny that video was lol


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    #55
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Dear Diary.

    It was my little sisters birthday today, she was 10, we had a party for her,lots of cake, sweets and games.
    Her friends brought her lots of present, one friend brought her a cd, I wanted it.
    It was a jedward cd, I stole it and hid it in my room. When the party was over she was looking for the cd I told her one of her friends took it.
    She was crying but mam said she would buy her another one.

    I should feel bad but I don't, I can listen to jedward every night now.
    She is spoilt anyway and gets all her own way. I hate her.
    I can't wait to leave home and get away from her.


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    #56
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    "hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection"

    BAH HA HA

    I forgot how funny that video was lol

    what are you on about?


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    #57
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phIrd2dccVo



    Here this is better:D


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    #58
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Lmao that's the one


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    #59
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    OK...that's 2..............one to go..............then freedom...............

    you know the Bob Dylan song....Forever Young....?...change the lyrics to make it funny.


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    #60
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Cicero wrote: »
    OK...that's 2..............one to go..............then freedom...............

    you know the Bob Dylan song....Forever Young....?...change the lyrics to make it funny.

    Not that one cic, any other song but that. song has sentimental meaning for me.:(


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    #61
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Lmao that's the one

    yes it is funny and good. It's the voice that makes it.


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