Super Special Limited Edition Parole Thread

Sarky

The Leader is merciful, in those times when he's not kicking old ladies to death because they stole his hookers and blow..

He bade me create this thread for people who were stupid enough to post in the "Post here to get banned" thread.

Every once in a while, I'll unban someone who posted in the EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER. They will be my choices, based purely on whimsy. They will only be allowed to post in this thread. If they post in any other thread, they will be permanently banned, with absolutely no recourse. If they abuse this generous offering of The Leader, the same will happen.

If anyone who ISN'T banned abuses this thread, they're just as f*cked. Maybe more.

Prospective parole-ees may earn the right to post here again, should they meet a series of challenges, which I leave mostly open to the rest of you. If your challenges are stupid, or cause the moderator(s) of another forum extra hassle, then I reserve the right to ban you and start a thread purely for the purpose of hurling abuse at you. The decision to grant full access to TCN again rests solely with The Leader. Any arguments will result in unpleasantness.


We shall begin this experiment with hondasam, who was the most recent person to stupidly posted in the "post here to get banned" thread. She will be unbanned in the next few minutes, and as soon as she makes her presence known in this thread, you may begin throwing out challenges at him/her/whatever.

Any posts not relating to the issue at hand will be moved to that miserable count to a million thread. Any complaints about THAT will fall on deaf ears.

sNarah

I want Hondasam to draw a TCN related Paint picture for her first challenge.

hondasam

Thanks for telling me I was unbanned sarky.

Can I refuse any challenge?
Is there a set limit on the challenges required?
If I succeed in all my challenges am I granted immunity from been banned in the "post here to get banned" thread.?

hondasam

sNarah wrote: »

I want Hondasam to draw a TCN related Paint picture for her first challenge.

who approves my challenge?

TeddyTedson

I want Hondasam to change avatar

hondasam

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I want Hondasam to change avatar

change to what? you pick

Storminateacup

I want honda Sam to mspaint hitler taches onto the entire royal family.


Welcome back !!!!

hondasam

Storminateacup wrote: »

I want honda Sam to mspaint hitler taches onto the entire royal family.


Welcome back !!!!

Thanks.:)

All of them :eek: pick two. I can't paint.

Sarky

hondasam wrote: »

Thanks for telling me I was unbanned sarky.

What am I, your mammy?

Can I refuse any challenge?

Only if it's particularly stupid or impossible.

Is there a set limit on the challenges required?

Nope. Purely according to the drunken whims of the TCN moderators. This isn't supposed to be easy.

If I succeed in all my challenges am I granted immunity from been banned in the "post here to get banned" thread.?

If you succeed particularly well, you'll certainly be considered.

Now go paint Hitler moustaches on the Royal Family.

hondasam

ye cant ask me to do all the royal family, I have a job you know.
you don't want to make me cross, do ya

No you are not my mammy she likes me, sometimes:D

TeddyTedson

Whoops, I went offline:eek: (dead)
Maybe change it to... a Teddy?:cool:

later12

Hondasam has to go back in time and find Michael, a small disabled teddy abducted from my bedroom & selfishly donated to a Russian orphanage in 1995.


*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･Never Forget*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･

Storminateacup

Okay.

The queen.
Camilla (paint horse whiskers)
prince William and
pippas bum

hondasam

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I want Hondasam to change avatar

Done for one day only.

hondasam

later10 wrote: »

Hondasam has to go back in time and find Michael, a small disabled teddy abducted from my bedroom & selfishly donated to a Russian orphanage in 1995.


*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･Never Forget*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･

Here is michael.

hondasam

Storminateacup wrote: »

Okay.

The queen.
Camilla (paint horse whiskers)
prince William and
pippas bum

later12

hondasam wrote: »

Here is michael.

Wow, Michael has changed. Or Mikhail, as he now insists on being called. Notions!

Thanks Hondasam. United after all these years.

hondasam

Storminateacup wrote: »

Okay.
Camilla (paint horse whiskers)

ok best I can do.

later12

Woah. Camilla has serious boobage.

hondasam

I thought the same thing myself. I cannot paint, I'm ****e at it.

Storminateacup

God Camilla is dreadful ugly isn't she? And you forgot to draw a tache on pippas bum

hondasam

Sorry did not know I was meant too. nothing special about that ass imo.

Storminateacup

Hmm I dunno, I wouldn't kick it outta bed anyway, if I were that way inclined. In that bikini pic, you can totally see she's got a touch of lordosis, so I'm betting her tummy protrudes a bit. Oooffffputtting.

Do not think she has a pretty face.

On topic : take a picture offffffffffff.
Let's see...

Your favourite thing ( not a person tho ) and modify it on paint!! The worse you are on paint the funnier it'll be!!

hondasam

This obsession with paint will have to stop, I hate it. I'm at work but I'm on it.

Storminateacup

Well -- I'm trying to think of something that doesn't involve paint. Dun dun dun!!!


Smear shaving foam all over a car, and wrap car in clingfilm!!! Maybe do this to somebody you know as to avoid being arrested. I recommend parent/brother/sister/other half! Extra points for doin it in a public place like a carpark.


Either that or paint )))

hondasam

I will start painting,jaysus

REVENGE WILL BE SWEET WHEN IT HAPPENS

Storminateacup

Hahahaha atta girl

hondasam

Storminateacup wrote: »

Hahahaha atta girl

Cicero

Hello Sam *waves*

Could you please compose an 8 line poem capturing the sillyness essence of the tCN forum.

Ta.

hondasam

Cicero wrote: »

Hello Sam *waves*

Could you please compose an 8 line poem capturing the sillyness essence of the tCN forum.

Ta.

Hey cic, thanks for visiting me.


A place on boards called the nest
is where posters are silly at best
ruled by sarky who likes to party
banning posters for laughs.

Laugh, cry or share pie
No one cares what you think
post here for some extra cheer
Don't forget to drink beer.

Cicero

Excellent Sam:p...tanks:)
PS: here, gotcha some smokes

hondasam

Thanks bring me Cappuccino next time,I could die all alone in here.:p

Sarky

I want you to write the introduction to a soap opera starring Tar, Fago and sNarah.

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

I want you to write the introduction to a soap opera starring Tar, Fago and sNarah.

I am on it as we speak.

sNarah

yay!

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

I want you to write the introduction to a soap opera starring Tar, Fago and sNarah.

Cuckoo Club.
Starring!!

Tar .......Owner of Cuckoo club and serial flirt.
Fago.... Stripper and Tar worshipper.
sNarah... Entrepreneur by day strip club groupie by night.


This soap opera is set in Ireland in 2011 it centres around Tar, owner of Dublin's raunchiest strip club. Fago is one of the strippers and is secretly in love with tar but unfortunately for Fago these feelings are not mutual.

sNarah is one of Tar's richest clients, she owns a string of hotels all over the world.
Tar has some information on sNarah which would be embarrassing if leaked to the press. He is blackmailing her.

sNarah has offered Fago one million euro to eliminate Tar, what is more important to Fago? Tar or the money?

Cicero

Hey Sam...your Cappuccino as ordered...picture of me on it and all...:D

hondasam

Thanks cic
It's badly needed at the moment.

Cicero

Good....glad you like it...now...about my request....:p

Please write a play- lasting about 30 seconds- 1 minute in reading terms- 1/2 an A4 page sort of thing...

Theme: An Elephant talking to a Honda Civic all chaved up and boy racer looking...

Opening line>

Elephant: Hello....

Honda Civic:

Sarky

Posters on probation shouldn't get treats. Even not-real ones.

hondasam

FFS I don't know if I should laugh or cry but I will soldier on for the good of TCN.

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

Posters on probation shouldn't get treats. Even not-real ones.

I have rights you know.:p

Sarky

Not in here, you don't.

Go on. 2-3 more and I think you've earned your way back in to our hearts.
Not Matt's heart though. It's cold as ice and black as night.

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

Not in here, you don't.

Go on. 2-3 more and I think you've earned your way back in to our hearts.
Not Matt's heart though. It's cold as ice and black as night.

Is that a challenge? should I defrost him

Cicero

OK...Act 1 Scene 1....go for it Sam....*quiet on the set*

Cicero

Sarky wrote: »

Posters on probation shouldn't get treats. Even not-real ones.

It was magic disappearing coffee...go look...

hondasam

sorry sarky distracted me !

hondasam

Cicero wrote: »

OK...Act 1 Scene 1....go for it Sam....*quiet on the set*

Elephant: Hello....

Honda: You talking to me Jumbo

Elephant: Yes that civic is a pile of ****e

Honda : what would you know about it

Elephant : I know a pile of ****e when I see it

Honda: This civic came all the way from Japan

Elephant : it looks stupid with the stickers, alloys and lowered suspension

Honda: bet I could beat you in a race

Elephant : **** your honda civic I'v a horse outside.

Cicero

thanks Sam

Only a couple to go now..cheers.

hondasam

Cicero wrote: »

thanks Sam

Only a couple to go now..cheers.

That was typed quick

Sarky is feeling sorry now,
I will have him eating out of the palm of my hand after this.:D

Storminateacup

If you think about it, coffee isn't really a treat, as it's not good for you.

Okay next one!!

Write an emo diary entry!!