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Leave your questions for Auntie sNarah here!

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  • 27-04-2011 5:29pm
    #1
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭


    Hello again, my dear Mignon readers.

    Have a problem in your personal life? Do you need Good Housekeeping Advice? Are you suffering from mental illness or relation problems?

    Leave your questions here and Auntie sNarah shall help you out!


    Love,
    Auntie sNarah


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    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    No


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    #3
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    sNarah,
    I have many issues. I would be forever indebted to you should you help me overcome them.

    Power poops and people leaving the toilet seat up. Help me alleviate both problems. Abdominal massages prior to this question have not aided peristalsis. In fact - once it helped too much, and I developed a severe dose of diahorria.
    As you can imagine, when one is in such a hurry, its quite distressing to find that some inconsiderate male has left the toilet seat up.

    I also feel very disgruntled about the self service cash desks in tesco. i feel that they are on a mission to destroy me.

    Please make it stop.

    Yours,
    Storm.


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    #4
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I have leper disease. Will you magic it away?


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    #5
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    No


    Yes



    Yes!


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    Mr. Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 347 ✭✭Mr. Boo


    Why?


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    #7
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    When you wet the bed first it is warm... then it goes cold.

    Discus. Yes I said discus.


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    #8
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    Can I have an Onion & Ketchup Sandwich please ??

    21/25



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    #9
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    later10 wrote: »
    When you wet the bed first it is warm... then it goes cold.

    Discus. Yes I said discus.

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    Discus!


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    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    One Fishlogo
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    Discused.


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    #11
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Discusting

    discus.jpg


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    #12
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    is


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    it


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    #14
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    possible


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    #15
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    to


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    #16
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    combine


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    #17
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    tweets


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    #18
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    ?


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    #19
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Is it okay to wash your hands and then
    use the arse of your pants as a towel?


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    #20
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Yes.

    No.

    NO!

    Banana's.

    Yes.


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    #21
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Is meringue actually really genuinely actually honestly supposed to be enjoyable?


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    #22
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Yes when prepared correctly it is crunchy and sweet. That gooey, uncooked mass of gelatinous ooze is not really what I want. That is just wrong, slightly toasting the top does not make it any better.
    Oh sorry sNarah I should not have butted in, I was just overcome by my own opinion.
    Please excuse me.


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    #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Dear sNarah,

    Fago?

    Yours,
    Auntie Sarky.


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    #24
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Auntie sNarah?

    Will I ever get married?

    *bats eyelashes*


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    #25
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Auntie sNarah
    are you tired of all the questions yet?


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    #26
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    No.

    Yes.

    No worries Aunty Deki.

    Balls.

    No. Keep them coming. My eightball is ready.


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    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sNarah wrote: »

    NMy eightball is ready.

    Never mind your eightball... how is your six ball????...that's what our readership are really interested in.


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    #28
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    It's shiny.


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    #29
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    And sparkly Aunty sNarah ?
    is it sparkly too?


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    #30
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    It so is.


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    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Excellent...so...tomorrows headline is:

    sNarah doesn't deny that her 6 ball is fake!


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