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Leave your questions for Auntie sNarah here!

sNarah · 2011-04-27 16:29:10

Hello again, my dear Mignon readers. Have a problem in your personal life? Do you need Good Housekeeping Advice? Are you suffering from mental illness or relation problems? Leave your questions here and Auntie sNarah shall help you out! Love, Auntie sNarah

27-04-2011 4:29pm

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Hello again, my dear Mignon readers.

Have a problem in your personal life? Do you need Good Housekeeping Advice? Are you suffering from mental illness or relation problems?

Leave your questions here and Auntie sNarah shall help you out!

Love,
Auntie sNarah

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#2 27-04-2011 9:07pm

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No

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#3 27-04-2011 11:23pm

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sNarah,
I have many issues. I would be forever indebted to you should you help me overcome them.

Power poops and people leaving the toilet seat up. Help me alleviate both problems. Abdominal massages prior to this question have not aided peristalsis. In fact - once it helped too much, and I developed a severe dose of diahorria.
As you can imagine, when one is in such a hurry, its quite distressing to find that some inconsiderate male has left the toilet seat up.

I also feel very disgruntled about the self service cash desks in tesco. i feel that they are on a mission to destroy me.

Please make it stop.

Yours,
Storm.

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#4 28-04-2011 9:06am

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I have leper disease. Will you magic it away?

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#5 28-04-2011 11:29am

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No

Yes

Yes!

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#6 22-08-2011 8:07pm

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Why?

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#7 23-08-2011 3:58am

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When you wet the bed first it is warm... then it goes cold.

Discus. Yes I said discus.

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#8 23-08-2011 1:12pm

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Can I have an Onion & Ketchup Sandwich please ??

21/25

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#9 23-08-2011 1:33pm

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later10 wrote: »

When you wet the bed first it is warm... then it goes cold.

Discus. Yes I said discus.

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Discus!

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#10 24-08-2011 1:51am

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One Fish
Two Fish
Red Fish

Blue Fish

Discused.

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#11 24-08-2011 2:22am

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Discusting

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#12 24-08-2011 4:25am

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#14 24-08-2011 4:27am

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#17 24-08-2011 4:28am

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#18 24-08-2011 4:29am

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#19 24-08-2011 6:44pm

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Is it okay to wash your hands and then
use the arse of your pants as a towel?

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#20 25-08-2011 9:53pm

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Yes.

No.

NO!

Banana's.

Yes.

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#21 25-08-2011 9:57pm

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Is meringue actually really genuinely actually honestly supposed to be enjoyable?

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#22 25-08-2011 10:44pm

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Yes when prepared correctly it is crunchy and sweet. That gooey, uncooked mass of gelatinous ooze is not really what I want. That is just wrong, slightly toasting the top does not make it any better.
Oh sorry sNarah I should not have butted in, I was just overcome by my own opinion.
Please excuse me.

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#23 26-08-2011 10:38am

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Dear sNarah,

Fago?

Yours,
Auntie Sarky.

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#24 26-08-2011 11:19am

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Auntie sNarah?

Will I ever get married?

*bats eyelashes*

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#25 26-08-2011 3:48pm

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Auntie sNarah
are you tired of all the questions yet?

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#26 26-08-2011 9:00pm

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No.

Yes.

No worries Aunty Deki.

Balls.

No. Keep them coming. My eightball is ready.

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#27 27-08-2011 12:21am

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sNarah wrote: »

NMy eightball is ready.

Never mind your eightball... how is your six ball????...that's what our readership are really interested in.

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#28 29-08-2011 4:12pm

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It's shiny.

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#29 30-08-2011 11:58am

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And sparkly Aunty sNarah ?
is it sparkly too?

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#30 30-08-2011 12:23pm

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It so is.

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#31 30-08-2011 6:17pm

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Excellent...so...tomorrows headline is:

sNarah doesn't deny that her 6 ball is fake!

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#32 30-08-2011 9:59pm

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Breaking news.

sNarah does 8 balls. Say it ain't so?

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#33 01-09-2011 1:19am

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nein

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#34 01-09-2011 1:32am

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News just in...sNarah denies ever having relations with 4 men with two balls each.

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#35 01-09-2011 3:28pm

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Well now... *that* actually *did* happen...

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#36 01-09-2011 9:59pm

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Auntie sNarah, should I buy this dress or a different one.

My mind is in a pickle

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#37 01-09-2011 10:58pm

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sNarah...

?

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#38 02-09-2011 5:46am

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Auntah sNarah,

will I succeed?

generally speaking.

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#39 02-09-2011 7:32am

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Dear Auntie sNarah

I think I should, everyone else thinks I shouldnt

Why wont they see sense?

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#40 02-09-2011 3:00pm

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Youse. I can't find any battered sausages. WHERE OH WHERE ARE THEY ???!??

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#41 03-09-2011 5:07pm

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Princess Peach wrote: »

Auntie sNarah, should I buy this dress or a different one.

My mind is in a pickle

yes, you will look even hotter than normal.

Roland Deschain wrote: »

sNarah...

?

thank you but no

later10 wrote: »

Auntah sNarah,

will I succeed?

generally speaking.

you will

BBDBB wrote: »

Dear Auntie sNarah

I think I should, everyone else thinks I shouldnt

Why wont they see sense?

They're silleh

Adro947 wrote: »

Youse. I can't find any battered sausages. WHERE OH WHERE ARE THEY ???!??

Aisle 7 in Tesco in Balbriggan. You should really try harder.

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#42 03-09-2011 5:59pm

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sNarah wrote: »

thank you but no

but i helped get you back into tCN with my drawing

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=69061055

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#43 03-09-2011 7:10pm

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mmmh that does change the perspective slightly. Go on then, you can a mooch! (But we should take this into Flirtar really...)

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