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Sitting down to pee.

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    #32
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    I hate sitting down to piss as then my dick gets soaked in the water.


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    #33
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,264 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    If I were a man I think I'd still pee sitting down, nice little break for myself.

    I wouldn't do that on a urinal!


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    #34
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,264 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Leave them a bad review on trip advisor!


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    #35
    fineso.mom
    Registered Users Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    Outlaw Pete wrote: »
    I hate sitting down to piss as then my dick gets soaked in the water.

    Are you single ☺


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    #36
    Plopsu
    Registered Users Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Plopsu


    Outlaw Pete wrote: »
    I hate sitting down to piss as then my dick gets soaked in the water.

    Gotta stand up BEFORE you flush, guy.


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    #37
    Ush1
    Registered Users Posts: 11,461 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    Outlaw Pete wrote: »
    I hate sitting down to piss as then my dick gets soaked in the water.

    That feeling when it touches the bowl, gah!


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    #38
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Sounds like something a Swede would do.


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    #39
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    I find trying to force men to sit for a wee emasculating, and also wonder what sort of filth is under that toilet seat, but I'm not going to get too upset about it. Look on the bright side OP - an extra hand for using your phone.


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    #40
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    the_pen_turner wrote: »
    wheres the fun in sitting down. you lose out on the little games like
    see how many 'laps' of the bowl you can do
    break up the toilet roll in the bottom
    wash the skid mark
    or
    beat the flush

    :D


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    #41
    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    tuxy wrote: »
    Are you in Germany?

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    If you are well, or even averagely endowed you end up smearing the tip of your dick on the inside of the toilet bowl. You can see from the pic the guy sitting has a tiny one. Not surprising he pisses like a girl. Also if you get a semi you end up pissing all over the floor ....


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    #42
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Have you no aim, can you not piss without it going all over the seat?
    Either do a Larry David, or go out and piss in the grass.


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