Sitting down to pee.

Lost implants

I've found myself in an unusual situation this evening, I'm staying in a 'boutique' b and b where the toilet seat is glued to the bowl. Should I rip it off and risk offending the owners or suck it up and sit down for number 1s?

What does AH say?

EPAndlee

Piss in the sink

RFOLEY1990

Sit down and treat yourself

alchemist33

Shoot from distance

punisher5112

Sit down wee means no pee on the floor, toilet areas it shouldn't be, the ceiling etc etc...

Bio Mech

I’d say the best thing to do would be to hold it in while you pop onto an Internet forum to ask.

PirateShampoo

Can't beat a good sit down wee when you wake up hanging on a Sunday morning.

Feisar

I think we shouldn't assume the OP's gender.

punisher5112

Feisar wrote: »

I think we shouldn't assume the OP's gender.

Nobody did......

pa990

Piss in the shower.. as normal

Feisar

punisher5112 wrote: »

Nobody did......

Ah come on, shoot from a distance? Implies male, I was joking!

punisher5112

Feisar wrote: »

Ah come on, shoot from a distance? Implies male, I was joking!

No way..... Gurls can do mad stuff too.

tuxy

Are you in Germany?

Larbre34

When my household is being collectively mental, i quite often sit down for a pee and take my sweet time returning to the fray.

I don't think it's going to compromise you as a person OP.

punisher5112

Nothing worse then having a stand up pee and then needing to do a s###

super_furry

I do it sometimes at night when I'm still half-asleep and turning on the light will wake me up a little bit more than I already am. It's either that or risk pissing all over the place.

Feisar

punisher5112 wrote: »

No way..... Gurls can do mad stuff too.

True that!

veryangryman

Galwayguy35

punisher5112 wrote: »

Nothing worse then having a stand up pee and then needing to do a s###

I think having a piss horn first thing when I wake up is worse, bursting to go but having to wait until the boner is gone.

decky1

An old guy i worked with years ago told me sitting is the best as you get more out, i think he was right.

Ariadne

If I were a man I think I'd still pee sitting down, nice little break for myself.

the_pen_turner

wheres the fun in sitting down. you lose out on the little games like
see how many 'laps' of the bowl you can do
break up the toilet roll in the bottom
wash the skid mark
or
beat the flush

Mrmoe

You can't beat a good sit.

OldMrBrennan83

If the seat won't lift then they deserve you pissing all over it.

Why do you need to lift the seat? I never lift the seat, the need to lift it is one of those things I never understood people doing that and people who close the lid another thing I never get and forces people to have to handle the lid.

punisher5112

Kristina Aggressive Backup wrote: »

Why do you need to lift the seat? I never lift the seat.

Much bigger splash back risk.

branie2

It's just number one

I don't want to know!

mad muffin

I sat down to pee over 20 years ago and haven’t stood up to pee since.

Charles Babbage

Post a photo of it on Tripadvisor.

thecornflake

mad muffin wrote: »

I sat down to pee over 20 years ago and haven’t stood up to pee since.

Jaysis, you need an hand standing back up there buddy?

mad muffin

thecornflake wrote: »

Jaysis, you need an hand standing back up there buddy?

Save yourself… it’s too late for me!

Outlaw Pete

I hate sitting down to piss as then my dick gets soaked in the water.

freshpopcorn

Succubus_ wrote: »

If I were a man I think I'd still pee sitting down, nice little break for myself.

I wouldn't do that on a urinal!

freshpopcorn

Leave them a bad review on trip advisor!

fineso.mom

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

I hate sitting down to piss as then my dick gets soaked in the water.

Are you single ☺

Plopsu

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

I hate sitting down to piss as then my dick gets soaked in the water.

Gotta stand up BEFORE you flush, guy.

Ush1

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

I hate sitting down to piss as then my dick gets soaked in the water.

That feeling when it touches the bowl, gah!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Sounds like something a Swede would do.

Blitzkrieger

I find trying to force men to sit for a wee emasculating, and also wonder what sort of filth is under that toilet seat, but I'm not going to get too upset about it. Look on the bright side OP - an extra hand for using your phone.

Hector Savage

the_pen_turner wrote: »

wheres the fun in sitting down. you lose out on the little games like
see how many 'laps' of the bowl you can do
break up the toilet roll in the bottom
wash the skid mark
or
beat the flush

professore

tuxy wrote: »

Are you in Germany?

If you are well, or even averagely endowed you end up smearing the tip of your dick on the inside of the toilet bowl. You can see from the pic the guy sitting has a tiny one. Not surprising he pisses like a girl. Also if you get a semi you end up pissing all over the floor ....

Gwynplaine

Have you no aim, can you not piss without it going all over the seat?
Either do a Larry David, or go out and piss in the grass.