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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #5282
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,460 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Martina1991 wrote: »
    I know of a guy called Raphael.
    Itialian descent.

    Raphael Patrick Burke

    This guy is still getting over 100k a year in pensions

    Could've taught Don Corleone a thing or two.

    Scrap the cap!



  • #5283
    Marengo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭Marengo


    This is a real name of a boy in a Laois town I came in contact with through work.

    Mustafa Shi*ta.

    I kid you not. The Shi*ta family were all library users.


  • #5284
    Marengo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭Marengo


    Another boy who had moved from the Carribbean to Laois (I know from the sublime to the ridiculous) was called Canary. Seems to have been named after the wrong islands.

    Full name Canary Bento.


  • #5285
    Marengo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭Marengo


    In college I had a classmate with a really poetic, cool name.

    Elliott Milton.

    Sounds sophisticated but he was a real country chap from Clare.


  • #5286
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    GalwayGrrrrrl wrote: »
    Apologies if this has already been mentioned. Name is Abcde pronounced Ab-City

    https://www.straitstimes.com/world/united-states/us-airline-apologises-after-employee-mocks-child-named-abcde

    Sounds like the name of a body builder


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  • #5287
    Noodles81
    Registered Users Posts: 296 ✭✭Noodles81


    Marengo wrote: »
    This is a real name of a boy in a Laois town I came in contact with through work.

    Mustafa Shi*ta.

    I kid you not. The Shi*ta family were all library users.

    I came across a Divine *****a, pronounced "Sheeta". So I believe you, poor family name to have here.


  • #5288
    poisonated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭poisonated


    I’ve come across someone with the surname ****a.... I know it’s been said already


  • #5289
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Marengo wrote: »
    Another boy who had moved from the Carribbean to Laois (I know from the sublime to the ridiculous) was called Canary. Seems to have been named after the wrong islands.

    Full name Canary Bento.

    That sounds like canary sushi.


  • #5290
    ceo
    Registered Users Posts: 30 ✭ceo


    Denis and Denise brother and sister, not twins. Eldest is called Colin youngest is called Marie.

    Joshua, Chantelle, Farrah, Freya, Aurora, Joyce, Aimee, Ferdia, Fiachra, Fintan, Fionn are just some names I don't like.


  • #5291
    heretothere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 635 ✭✭✭heretothere


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    . There was a 9 year old girl on it called Isis. Her parents explained they had named her after the Egyptian goddess before the ISIS that we all know and don’t love was a thing.
    .

    I would change her name!


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  • #5292
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Marengo wrote: »
    This is a real name of a boy in a Laois town I came in contact with through work.

    Mustafa Shi*ta.

    I kid you not. The Shi*ta family were all library users.

    I worked in the libraries all my life, come across some extraordinary names where I tried desperately to look serious when some new patrons would register for cards. One colleague was in the very warm-hearted habit of saying “welcome (first name) to the library service, may I guide you to shelves...” , but when it came to one of the Jesus’, he kind of hiccuped on saying it out!


  • #5293
    selwyn froggitt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭selwyn froggitt


    Marengo wrote: »
    This is a real name of a boy in a Laois town I came in contact with through work.

    Mustafa Shi*ta.

    I kid you not. The Shi*ta family were all library users.

    Jim Royle (Royle Family)

    'I'm off for a chat with the Arabs.......................Mustafa Crap'


  • #5294
    Pissartist
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 473 ✭✭Pissartist


    Blessings


  • #5295
    partyguinness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Kid in my son's class called 'Chase'.


    When I heard the first time I asked about his real name.


  • #5296
    dartboardio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,436 ✭✭✭dartboardio


    Mason.. Chester.. Brooklyn they just sound ridiculous for irish children

    Yasmin
    Shaniqua
    Winnie
    Cody
    Brody

    And probably the worst one i heard the other day... Cleo Pearl Morrissey


    Wow

    Theres a long long list


  • #5297
    Pissartist
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 473 ✭✭Pissartist


    partyguinness wrote: »
    Kid in my son's class called 'Chase'.


    When I heard the first time I asked about his real name.

    Your signature is the only one I like.


  • #5298
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,153 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    partyguinness wrote: »
    Kid in my son's class called 'Chase'.


    When I heard the first time I asked about his real name.

    Does he have friends called Rocky and Skye ?


  • #5299
    StreetLight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭StreetLight


    Noah.

    (I heard it in Ballyfermot, pronounced "Nnnnnooooooiiiiiiiiaaaahhhhhh")


  • #5300
    dartboardio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,436 ✭✭✭dartboardio


    I **** you not i was actually speaking to a 'Shaniqua Hayes' on the phone the other day in work.


  • #5301
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Met a small child today called Lennix. Not Lennox. Lennix. Was hard to bite my tongue and not say to the mother, "You're spelling it wrong."


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  • #5302
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,863 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Met a small child today called Lennix. Not Lennox. Lennix. Was hard to bite my tongue and not say to the mother, "You're spelling it wrong."

    That poor child. He will either turn into a bollox or a bollix.


  • #5303
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    There's a lawyer called McCracken Poston.


  • #5304
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,460 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    There's a lawyer called McCracken Poston.

    There's a barrister called Garnet Orange

    Scrap the cap!



  • #5305
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,312 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    There's a barrister called Garnet Orange

    I found out the other day that the general Douglas McArthur is the son of Arthur McArthur Jr who was the son of Arthur McArthur Sr


  • #5306
    Suckler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,420 ✭✭✭Suckler


    Wrio.

    The child never had a chance.


  • #5307
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,407 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Suckler wrote: »
    Wrio.

    The child never had a chance.
    That's not how the song goes!


  • #5308
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    Not a child but a man called Kerry Ireland. He was featured on the documentary 'Murder Mountain' on Netflix.


  • #5309
    MsWesterosi
    Registered Users Posts: 659 ✭✭✭MsWesterosi


    I don't mind some Irish names, but like some other posters here I'd have to say I dislike the majority of them. Also don't like Shakira, Kayden, Nikita, etc.


  • #5310
    Marengo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭Marengo


    MsWesterosi wrote: »
    I don't mind some Irish names, but like some other posters here I'd have to say I dislike the majority of them. Also don't like Shakira, Kayden, Nikita, etc.

    Oh Nikita you will never know anything about my home, I'll never know how good it feels to hold you, Nikita I need you so ;)


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  • #5311
    MsWesterosi
    Registered Users Posts: 659 ✭✭✭MsWesterosi


    Marengo wrote: »
    Oh Nikita you will never know anything about my home, I'll never know how good it feels to hold you, Nikita I need you so ;)

    It's one of those annoying names; especially as the majority of children with that name are girls; when it's a boys' name. Same as Sasha/Sacha and Aubrey. :D

    Elton must have confused people with that music video!


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