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Introducing your new candidate for Europe

  • 01-04-2014 10:01am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭


    Inspired by Kim Dotcom's bold leap into the world of politics, Boards.ie announces a new candidate for the upcoming European Parliament elections.

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    Tom "DeVore" Murphy has been an activist for internet rights for almost 20 years. In this time he has seen it change from Sir Tim Berners-Lee's humble beginnings to an integral part of daily life. However, we have all seen the shockingly poor knowledge and foresight shown by our politicians when it comes to understanding this revolutionary tool and this has to change. European citizen's rights are being decided upon by people with almost no hands on experience of daily life with the Internet.

    With this said, Murphy's key issues will be:
    • A free and open internet for all
    • Internet access is a basic right, every citizen needs it
    • Repealing the 2009 Defamation Act to once again allow free speech in Ireland
    • Integration of Boards.ie's Moderation and Administrative tools into PULSE for the tracking and aprehension of internet criminals
    • Repealing "Sherlock's Folly" and enacting real and meaningful law in areas of copyright
    • Bring Dáil Éireann into the 21st Century - mandatory Social Media training for all members
    • Transparency in all Governmental and Civil Service departments
    • All schools to teach responsible internet use
    • Anti-spying measures introduced to all public and private sector internet data
    We propose that membership to Boards.ie be mandatory for all TD's Senators and elected representatives, as well as all departments of the civil service and that meaningful communication between the people and their servants be brought about to try and restore public faith in the government that serves them.
    For too long I've stood by and watched successive governments fail our country. We have attracted some of the biggest names in the international technology landscape to Ireland, but a fundamental lack of knowledge in how they operate costs us more jobs, more taxes into the economy and more innovation for the world over. Starting today, my campaign will aim to bring about a fairer, stronger and connected Ireland and Europe. We will no longer let our internet be held hostage by rogue "intelligence" agencies operating with impunity or by clueless ministers who wilfully ignore the best legal and expert advice in the country. We will make sure that those who watch the watchers will never have to fear a disgusting public display of scandal again.
    Tom "Devore" Murphy will be running in the Dublin constituency and if you live in this constituency, you can expect to hear from him or his team very soon.

    Thank you all for your time.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭Dav


    Your replies on this forum are pre-moderated, but please post your thoughts and messages of support and we'll approve them as the day goes on. We expect a personal statement from Tom around lunchtime today.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,026 ✭✭✭Wossack


    I hear he's just running to get a better shot at Merkel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,268 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    This is a pretty cruel April Fools giving false hope of the idea of a politician with vision and integrity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,226 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    While I wish him lots of success and think he can make some real, positive changes if given the opportunity, how will the following affect Boards rules regarding banning people etc?

    A free and open internet for all
    Repealing the 2009 Defamation Act to once again allow free speech in Ireland


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    This should actually happen.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,781 ✭✭✭✭kippy


    Ah now lads...........
    A bit too obvious........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I for one welcome our new OVorelord

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60,886 ✭✭✭✭Agent Coulson


    With this said, Murphy's key issues will be:
    A free and open internet for all
    Dav wrote: »
    Your replies on this forum are pre-moderated,

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Two April 1st posts on one day, omergawsh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,009 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    April Fools...... right?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    Dev for April Fools Taoiseach!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,280 ✭✭✭regi


    I think I would fly back to Ireland, gain residency rights and actually vote for this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    I'd vote for him.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,423 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    Long live the king!

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,213 ✭✭✭MajesticDonkey


    I support every single issue mentioned 100%. Fair play agat!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭Liamario


    You have my vote!


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Was talking to Tom about this recently. He's very excited about his future as a politician. He's done so much for SSF and for mental health in Ireland that this was the natural progression. He'll get my vote.


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    I will stop at nothing,
    Say the right things,
    When electioneering I trust I can rely on your vote


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭freyners


    Tom, best of luck with your run. You've always impressed me by your knowledge and ability to debate well on a range of topics.

    If you have a moment, could you explain how you hope to accomplish things such as the Pulse idea when working out in Brussels?


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    The only problem is I can only vote for you once.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    What is this, some kind of joke?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    I wish I could vote for this I believe in DeVore


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    DeVore wrote: »
    I will stop at nothing,
    Say the right things,
    When electioneering I trust I can rely on your vote

    Your vote is mine, a valued and accurate view on all these key issues. Tom for Europe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    DeVore wrote: »
    I will stop at nothing,
    Say the right things,
    When electioneering I trust I can rely on your vote

    I assume that you will stop at saying the things the people think they want to hear. Also you will now have every thing you typed as your history and judgement. So I think you may have meant "nothing will stop me" Good Luck, with you as possible future official. That is a future I can believe in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭karlh


    Finally a reason to vote. Best of luck Dev!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Go get'em Tom. You'll be running the show within five years.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    I for one welcome our new alien overlord and look forward to the beginning of his 1000 year reign.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    I for one welcome our new alien overlord and wish him well in his 1000 year reign.


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 77,533 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    Not sure about this - may have a bit of the Johnny Logan look but he's not getting my backing until I've heard what he's going to sing


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Any reason April 1st was chosen!!??

    Ahem...


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,675 Mod ✭✭✭✭pinkypinky


    April Fool?

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Beasty wrote: »
    Not sure about this - may have a bit of the Johnny Logan look but he's not getting my backing until I've heard what he's going to sing

    That's a bit unfair. Tom has DeVilishly good looks while Johnny Logan is just meh.

    /coat

    And if he sings like Johnny he's definitely losing my vote. It's for the good of the people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,541 ✭✭✭dublinman1990


    Finally someone with a lot of sense to vote for in this election.

    You will get my vote Tom. I hope you will win it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    You're going to block any posts pointing out that it's April 1st, aren't you? :D

    It was the comment about joining boards.ie being mandatory that gave you away!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Tom where do you stand on difficult issues like rage quitters in Fifa '14?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭lynski


    Well doe Tom the first cyper-candidate of 2014, thi is the way of the future.
    Is it possible to align with Tom as a Boards candidate for the Midlands–North-West (European Parliament constituency)?
    I fully subscribe to all of Toms positions and would like to add my candidacy to his for the Midlands–North-West (European Parliament constituency) ticket.
    I do not have Tom's long-standing, fearless, advocacy history but I have been a boards member of long-standing and this is more then enough knowledge.
    I also would fulfill the 'party's' female quota requirement.

    Act. React. Impact. Indeed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65,710 ✭✭✭✭unkel
    Chauffe, Marcel, chauffe!


    I've checked this forum every day for the last 5 years waiting for an announcement. I'm glad the wait wasn't in vain. Go Tom!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,407 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    I spent the morning printing out post #1 10,000 times. Does anyone want to help me distribute them to the lunchtime work crowd?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Dymo


    Am I the only one to think this is an April Fool's ???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,305 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    It's sad that more through was put into this April Fools joke than the running of our banks... :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Where can I get some badges?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    DeVore wrote: »
    I will stop at nothing,
    Say the right things,
    When electioneering I trust I can rely on your vote

    Finally someone that's worth voting for!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭Ben D Bus


    The only problem is I can only vote for you once.

    Just sign up with multiple accounts! :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,411 ✭✭✭ABajaninCork


    Did anyone look at the date? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,822 ✭✭✭stimpson


    When I saw a Voice for Europe, I thought Eurosong.


    I am disappoint.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭Lucious Sweet


    Best of luck with the election but you election poster is very blue and cold.
    You need to warm it up a bit.

    Something like this perhaps
    <snip>

    or this

    bb2012-jesse.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    About time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Which European party will you align yourself to if voted in?

    Happy April 1st btw !! :-)


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,733 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    I look forward to picketing his events, "Down with this sort of thing!".


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional East Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators, Regional North Mods, Regional West Moderators, Regional South East Moderators, Regional North East Moderators, Regional North West Moderators, Regional South Moderators Posts: 8,037 CMod ✭✭✭✭Gaspode


    Bank details sent, best of luck Tom.


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