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Awkward moments with the opposite sex

  • 08-02-2019 11:54pm
    #1
    completedit
    Registered Users Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭


    Well


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  • #2
    Still waters
    Registered Users Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Still waters


    Jesus Christ on a fcukin bike


  • #3
    Dakotabigone
    Site Banned Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Dakotabigone


    Did you get a stalk op?


  • #4
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    A car cracked you square in the forehead? How big is your forehead?


  • #5
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    I've read that post twice and it still doesn't make sense. A few seconds of my life I wont get back!


  • #6
    LifeOfBwian
    Registered Users Posts: 7 ✭LifeOfBwian


    I made eye contact with a women once.


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  • #7
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    What age are you OP?


  • #8
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,655 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    I saw a squirrel today.


  • #9
    completedit
    Registered Users Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭completedit


    My story doesn't matter. I'm typing off a phone so not ideal. Basically guy likes girl, guy is super inexperienced and trying to act cool in front of girl. Guy gets cracked in the head with an egg hurled out of passing car as he waits awkwardly hoping crush will make a move. Girl has no interest.


  • #10
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,655 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    completedit wrote: »
    My story doesn't matter. I'm typing off a phone so not ideal. Basically guy likes girl, guy is super inexperienced and trying to act cool in front of girl. Guy gets cracked in the head with an egg hurled out of passing car as he waits awkwardly hoping crush will make a move. Girl has no interest.

    Did you see a squirrel at any stage?


  • #11
    Flyingsnowball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭Flyingsnowball


    I was pretending to be from Scotland. The girl was from below the border in England. She used to call it scatland. I pooped on her chest and what’s appd it to her friends.

    She thought I’d never share the vid because I told her I liked dogs. Haha. Like to poop on them.


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  • #12
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Alf Veedersane wrote: »
    Did you see a squirrel at any stage?

    Well he definitely didn't see a beaver anyway.


  • #13
    s4uv3
    Registered Users Posts: 952 ✭✭✭s4uv3


    This whole thread is an awkward moment.


  • #14
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Alf Veedersane wrote: »
    I saw a squirrel today.
    Alf Veedersane wrote: »
    Did you see a squirrel at any stage?
    Funny enough I did. Little bushy tailed rat bastid has taken up occasional residence in my car's engine bay. With a pile of seeds as his/her cache. Freeloader.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #15
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    s4uv3 wrote: »
    This whole thread is an awkward moment.

    The awkward moment when trolls and posts who have poor grammar start threads.


  • #16
    Dakotabigone
    Site Banned Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Dakotabigone


    You should have cleaned the pipes.


  • #17
    Dr. Bre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,741 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Well he definitely didn't see a beaver anyway.

    Beaver and butt head


  • #18
    akelly02
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭akelly02


    You’ve been waiting to tell that story for 9 years haven’t you


  • #19
    Tuco88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭Tuco88


    Opens the door and looks in "Ahh yeah..." Closes the door very calmly and leaves...


  • #20
    Flyingsnowball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭Flyingsnowball


    akelly02 wrote: »
    You’ve been waiting to tell that story for 9 years haven’t you

    Yeah. The forum where you can tell a story without telling people who your mother is is a real draw for me.

    My ma thinks I like dolphins. If a dolphin turned up at my house wanting a sup of water after I sat on the couch I wouldn’t even answer the door


  • #21
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,655 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Flyingsnowball wrote: »
    Yeah. The forum where you can tell a story without telling people who your mother is is a real draw for me.

    My ma thinks I like dolphins. If a dolphin turned up at my house wanting a sup of water after I sat on the couch I wouldn’t even answer the door

    Squirrels >> dolphins


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  • #22
    Flyingsnowball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭Flyingsnowball


    Alf Veedersane wrote: »
    Squirrels >> dolphins

    Squirrels are like rats as far as I’m concerned. Cept easier to poop on.


  • #23
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    Flyingsnowball wrote: »
    Squirrels are like rats as far as I’m concerned. Cept easier to poop on.

    You should change your username to Flyingturdball. No human or animal is safe from your random pooping.


  • #24
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,655 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Flyingsnowball wrote: »
    Squirrels are like rats as far as I’m concerned. Cept easier to poop on.

    Yeah but dolphins are just simpleton, effeminate sharks.


  • #25
    Flyingsnowball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭Flyingsnowball


    Bigbagofcans wrote: »
    You should change your username to Flyingturdball. No human or animal is safe from your random pooping.

    I think I’ll straighten up my act. It just dawned on me the best way to recoup my tax money is to get with a needy girl who lives off the tax feeder. Nurse, librarian, welfare inspector doesn’t matter I’ll poop on anyone’s chest really except unicorns.

    Where would I stat a thread for this


  • #26
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    It's the other way round for me :P


  • #27
    Flyingsnowball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭Flyingsnowball


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    It's the other way round for me 😉

    You want the man to poop on your chest?


  • #28
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    I heard of a lad who mitched from school one day so he could go home and play the PlayStation 1. Sneaked back into the house around lunchtime, and walked in on his auld one riding the bejaysus out of the next door neighbour. Turns out she had taken a half day herself. Awkward around the dinner table that night I’d imagine.


  • #29
    Flyingsnowball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭Flyingsnowball


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I heard of a lad who mitched from school one day so he could go home and play the PlayStation 1. Sneaked back into the house around lunchtime, and walked in on his auld one riding the bejaysus out of the next door neighbour. Turns out she had taken a half day herself. Awkward around the dinner table that night I’d imagine.

    Fair play to her. Hero


  • #30
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,530 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Alf Veedersane wrote: »
    I saw a squirrel today.
    Red or grey ?


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  • #31
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Flyingsnowball wrote: »
    You want the man to poop on your chest?

    I'm more referring to the opposite sex.

    But whatever you're into.


  • #32
    Flyingsnowball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭Flyingsnowball


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    I'm more referring to the opposite sex.

    But whatever you're into.

    You are going to have to spell it out for me


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Flyingsnowball wrote: »
    You are going to have to spell it out for me

    A lack of competency with the opposite sex.


  • #34
    Flyingsnowball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭Flyingsnowball


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    A lack of competency with the opposite sex.

    Ye dude you go for it


  • #35
    magentis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭magentis


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Red or grey ?

    Brown.


  • #36
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face




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  • #37
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Funny enough I did. Little bushy tailed rat bastid has taken up occasional residence in my car's engine bay. With a pile of seeds as his/her cache. Freeloader.


    Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall has a recipe for that :pac:


  • #38
    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    Flyingsnowball wrote: »
    I was pretending to be from Scotland. The girl was from below the border in England. She used to call it scatland. I pooped on her chest and what’s appd it to her friends.

    She thought I’d never share the vid because I told her I liked dogs. Haha. Like to poop on them.

    WTF did I just read????


  • #39
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,732 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I heard of a lad who mitched from school one day so he could go home and play the PlayStation 1. Sneaked back into the house around lunchtime, and walked in on his auld one riding the bejaysus out of the next door neighbour. Turns out she had taken a half day herself. Awkward around the dinner table that night I’d imagine.

    Was he running one up her jotter, John

    :eek:


  • #40
    Dakota Dan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Dakota Dan


    gozunda wrote: »
    What age are you OP?

    He shot his load before he entered.


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